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By *odgy doings OP   Man  over a year ago

Embra

I am blessed with the occasional urge to have things inserted in my arse. Dildos, cocks, vibrators, butt plugs and the like. The downside of this is that it can be a bit messy. I have tried douching which at best leaves a watery residue and at worst more mess (sorry but it happens)

Sometimes it is pristine but usually not. If I haven't eaten for a while it is best, but I can't go around fasting on the off chance my bum will pull.

Do any of you guys and gals have some sure fire way of ensuring a spotless butt? How do the ATM porn stars do it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Karcher pressure washer

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By *c-ukMan  over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Ewwww, just fucking ewwwww !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i think i saw a show on pornstars , they said they fast before an anal shoot,

i use a shower,and take the head off, you can either really fill with water so almost an enema with loads of flush or just a a cavity wash out , ok if anal straight away but if you wait then nature takes its course and you fill again

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"Ewwww, just fucking ewwwww !! "

Which of the two previous posts is your reaction a response to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the consistency of your shit makes a big difference

If you have solid well formed poos, there is generally less mess

If your poo has a more loose consistency then there is more chance of things turning a bit messy - even after a douche

Not scientifically proven btw - just from experience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ewwww, just fucking ewwwww !! "

quite unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the consistency of your shit makes a big difference

If you have solid well formed poos, there is generally less mess

If your poo has a more loose consistency then there is more chance of things turning a bit messy - even after a douche

Not scientifically proven btw - just from experience "

i would agree with that at the moment i am on a high fruit diet and boy am i struggling to stay clean for fun

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By *odgy doings OP   Man  over a year ago

Embra

I could starve with the fasting option. Thanks though.

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By *ornylady71Woman  over a year ago

near Bury


"Karcher pressure washer"

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am blessed with the occasional urge to have things inserted in my arse. Dildos, cocks, vibrators, butt plugs and the like. The downside of this is that it can be a bit messy. I have tried douching which at best leaves a watery residue and at worst more mess (sorry but it happens)

Sometimes it is pristine but usually not. If I haven't eaten for a while it is best, but I can't go around fasting on the off chance my bum will pull.

Do any of you guys and gals have some sure fire way of ensuring a spotless butt? How do the ATM porn stars do it?"

This is how I look at it if you want my ass then expect a bit of a mess it comes with the territory. If you're gonna freak out and a bit of mess then don't go there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I haven't douched n know I am totally clean beforehand then it ain't happening, despite how much I would like it to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i use a shower,and take the head off, you can either really fill with water so almost an enema with loads of flush or just a a cavity wash out"

Not a power shower I hope?!?

My ex is an A&E nurse and has had to deal with people using power showers for cleaning themselves out, resulting in some fairly serious injuries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Op. are you douching lots prior to play?

If so this may be your downfall. You only need to wash out the last part of your bowel.

If you keep repeatedly rinsing you'll get the formed stuff completely clear and there will do nothing stopping the stuff further up escaping.

As your food travels through you nutrients and moisture are drawn out. Clear the area you're playing with and keep the rest in place to hold back the fluid stuff.

Right. That's enough graphic crap!

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Karcher pressure washer"

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone remember those glass washers they used to have in pubs? They pushed a glass upside down onto a brush thing

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"Anyone remember those glass washers they used to have in pubs? They pushed a glass upside down onto a brush thing "

Love this xxx

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Anyone remember those glass washers they used to have in pubs? They pushed a glass upside down onto a brush thing "

yeh had many a bleeding finger due to a broken glass in one of them

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan  over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Viz once had an advert for something called 'The Clag-away'...anyone remember it...?

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Love Hunny sell an anal douche

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche "

How many bhp?

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp? "

Depends how hard you squeeze....

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp?

Depends how hard you squeeze.... "

I was wondering if could use it on my car; I don't have a Karcher Pressure Washer

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp?

Depends how hard you squeeze....

I was wondering if could use it on my car; I don't have a Karcher Pressure Washer "

Haha, not sure if it can match a Karcher but it does do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp?

Depends how hard you squeeze.... "

Don't forget to push back hard too

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp?

Depends how hard you squeeze....

Don't forget to push back hard too "

Mmmmm lukewarm water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp?

Depends how hard you squeeze....

Don't forget to push back hard too

Mmmmm lukewarm water "

Full on body temp, my friend

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

How many bhp?

Depends how hard you squeeze....

Don't forget to push back hard too

Mmmmm lukewarm water

Full on body temp, my friend :-

D"

Mmmm makes my eyes water

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By *odgy doings OP   Man  over a year ago

Embra

Loving the answers so far. Even the Ewwww, just fucking ewwwww !!.

Still not got ATM clean without fasting.

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By *nlyfun3Woman  over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

If as suggested ur stools r not hard enough u could try a 1 off immodium

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By *odgy doings OP   Man  over a year ago

Embra

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By *ricksydemonMan  over a year ago

llandudno


"If I haven't douched n know I am totally clean beforehand then it ain't happening, despite how much I would like it to "
looking at your profile that wouldn't put me off at all xxx

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By *odgy doings OP   Man  over a year ago

Embra

Having douched and dribbled, and seen others do it......

I may just have to become a porn star and fast before my starring role. Bugger!

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By *ettyboop61Woman  over a year ago

St Neots


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche "

It looks like a metal cigar holder with little holes on the top a very good one

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple  over a year ago

dukinfield


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Do any of you guys and gals have some sure fire way of ensuring a spotless butt? How do the ATM porn stars do it?"

I think they eat as much sweetcorn as they can for 6.25 hours before a shoot.

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By *exatooCouple  over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

It looks like a metal cigar holder with little holes on the top a very good one "

(Mrs)

We've got this one, it's also doubles up as a clitoral water toy! It's leaves you really clean and when used as a clit you the water pressure on the clit is fabulous, has me cumming in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swarfega and a bottle brush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(In the voice of billy connolly) wire brush and dettol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Immodium!

Ruby

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By *hic EventsWoman  over a year ago

Cambridge

FFS really

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By *hic EventsWoman  over a year ago

Cambridge

FFS really

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By *ettyboop61Woman  over a year ago

St Neots


"Love Hunny sell an anal douche

It looks like a metal cigar holder with little holes on the top a very good one

(Mrs)

We've got this one, it's also doubles up as a clitoral water toy! It's leaves you really clean and when used as a clit you the water pressure on the clit is fabulous, has me cumming in seconds "

Nice isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Op. are you douching lots prior to play?

If so this may be your downfall. You only need to wash out the last part of your bowel.

If you keep repeatedly rinsing you'll get the formed stuff completely clear and there will do nothing stopping the stuff further up escaping.

As your food travels through you nutrients and moisture are drawn out. Clear the area you're playing with and keep the rest in place to hold back the fluid stuff.

Right. That's enough graphic crap! "

works for me

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By *odgy doings OP   Man  over a year ago

Embra

Tried that. Difficult to judge how much water to use to stay clear of the upstream section.

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple  over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Fasting is good. Only have breakfast on the day if you're playing in the evening.

You can buy a douche attachment for your shower hose from lovehoney which has an on/off trigger. Make sure you're only using luke warm water. Set aside about half an hour to do it. Don't be impatient.

And just rinse yourself out until it's clear. As someone said above, you may disturb some from further alone the bowel and rinse that out, but that just means you'll be cleaner longer. Be prepared that a few minutes after you think you've finished, you may have to go back to the loo as the water may have drained back. But then you'll just need a small courtesy rinse.

If done properly you'll be clean for about 4 hours, even with a rigorous pounding.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fasting is good. Only have breakfast on the day if you're playing in the evening.

You can buy a douche attachment for your shower hose from lovehoney which has an on/off trigger. Make sure you're only using luke warm water. Set aside about half an hour to do it. Don't be impatient.

And just rinse yourself out until it's clear. As someone said above, you may disturb some from further alone the bowel and rinse that out, but that just means you'll be cleaner longer. Be prepared that a few minutes after you think you've finished, you may have to go back to the loo as the water may have drained back. But then you'll just need a small courtesy rinse.

If done properly you'll be clean for about 4 hours, even with a rigorous pounding. "

The rigorous pounding sounds good lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Karcher pressure washer"

You killed me!so funny!

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By *edonistic needsWoman  over a year ago

sexton

I would say yo try different products n see which suits best. It may cost a bit but we'll worth it... my first douche was crap ( scuse the pun) but found a good one now it's a wider head that sprays water all round seems to do the trick for me. Like previous posts have said tho it can take a bit of time to get thoroughly clean xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reason I don't really bother about wanting to give anal is too much pissing about, much prefer her cunt or mouth

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