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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset 
The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.
Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.
So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?
Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?
Or maybe your tube is off centre?"
No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to  |
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"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?
Or maybe your tube is off centre?
No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to "
So you need to take a step back as you're a shooter rather than a dribbler  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?
Or maybe your tube is off centre?
No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to
So you need to take a step back as you're a shooter rather than a dribbler "
Ha yea no dribbling here. Will give a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being nasty...but do you have a bent cock? Some ladies love this....could count for your bad aim?
Or maybe your tube is off centre?
No it's perfectly straight lol just seems when I think or someone said for example cum on her face it always goes beyond where I want it to "
If it always goes beyond then factor that in when aiming.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset
The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.
Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.
So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?
Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! "
get closer to your intended target |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.
Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .
Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.
Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .
Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!)."
Cock snot?! Bahahahaha! Bloody brilliant! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.
Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .
Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!).
Cock snot?! Bahahahaha! Bloody brilliant!"
Sadly, I didn't dream up this particularly wonderful term. I read it on here.
I take it you didn't see the all-time greatest Fab thread title from a few years back:
"Cock snot up the fart pipe"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha some brilliant replies, but of course none much help I will make extra effort to try to control and aim, more practice needed, instead of finishing inside the Mrs I will try and target practice instead....
It's all good fun trying, anyone up for target practice  |
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"Give out a bunch of those cheap ponchos like they sometimes do at sports stadiums etc.
Seriously though - I don't really think you can do anything. Cock snot tends to have a mind of its own when it finally gets set free. I've spent over thirty years trying to figure out why sometimes it could hit the ceiling and sometimes it's kinda lazy .
Occupational hazard I think (well, certainly for male porn stars!)."
Cock snot  made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset
The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.
Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.
So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?
Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well has happened 3 times now when I shoot it never ends where I want it to (always further or somewhere else!) yea it's caused a few laughs but one day I'm sure it will cause upset
The last couple we were with I was aiming to cum on her face (as my misses wanted) but ended up going past her face and on to the sleeve of a blokes coat who was wanking the other side of the girl I was trying to finish on.
Another time I was doing my own Mrs from behind and pulled out to shoot up her back and ended up miss aiming and yet again it ended up on the other couples blokes leg! He just said oops.
So you see my problem, I can't aim for shit! Wonder what you other men do when it comes to finishing?
Before the comments, im an being serious, yes it did cause a few laughs and a male friend of ours said referring to my cock that it should come with a warning label! "
doesn't sound like a problem too me as I'd luv it and would luv too join you with one of your woman in a 3 or 4 sum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just you - me and Mr were having an mmmf at a club and a guy went to cum on my face (around my mouth) and it ended up in my eye "
ummm sounds lush x
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