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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Help me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, trying use your virginity as a selling point rarely works here.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

Plenty on show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile op

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile op

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile op

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!"

Filthy beast!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile op

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!"

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I doubt many women would be interested in taking anyone's virginity

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whilst the ladies are correct about not using virginity as a selling point, you've at least got clear face/profile shots.

Usually that's a good thing. Should get more praise for that. Of course everyone's different, but I'm sure some people will appreciate your willingness to be upfront and all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

Welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why do I feel like I've just opened a huge can of worms

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

Google "oranges are not the only fruit" and all will be *ahem*...."revealed" or should that be 'unpeeled'?

Join in on the forum more.

Also: Star Wars or Star Trek?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

Google "oranges are not the only fruit" and all will be *ahem*...."revealed" or should that be 'unpeeled'?

Join in on the forum more.

Also: Star Wars or Star Trek?"

That depens in what sense.. nostalgia wise im a star wars kid.. movie and fandom wise im with star trek

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

Google "oranges are not the only fruit" and all will be *ahem*...."revealed" or should that be 'unpeeled'?

Join in on the forum more.

Also: Star Wars or Star Trek?

That depens in what sense.. nostalgia wise im a star wars kid.. movie and fandom wise im with star trek "

Hmmmm......anyway.....although I'm bi I don't do expert golfing ("a hole in one")

So you'll have to make do with the lovely ladies on here.....but how? *drums fingers*....I know! (Steve shouted delightedly) go to a social!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i cant help but think if a well dressed Peter Griffin when i saw that black and white picture lol (sorry)

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple over a year ago

Bedworth

"i cant help but think if a well dressed Peter Griffin when i saw that black and white picture lol (sorry)

Really? I was thinking that the op was a dead ringer for James corden in that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hmmmmm i see what you mean. but Peter just stood out to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

Google "oranges are not the only fruit" and all will be *ahem*...."revealed" or should that be 'unpeeled'?

Join in on the forum more.

Also: Star Wars or Star Trek?

That depens in what sense.. nostalgia wise im a star wars kid.. movie and fandom wise im with star trek

Hmmmm......anyway.....although I'm bi I don't do expert golfing ("a hole in one")

So you'll have to make do with the lovely ladies on here.....but how? *drums fingers*....I know! (Steve shouted delightedly) go to a social!

Did you really shout delightedly.... I bet you did!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what's all this about fruit anyway?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Buy a melon

That black and white photo looks like an album cover. Looks good

Yep. Melons are a dead cert for a meet on here.

don't forget the grapes,

people always forget the grapes!

Good profile

Thanks for the advice everyone and erm

I've got an orange ?!

Oh ffs. Steer clear of oranges. You can't just introduce any old fruit into your pictures. Each one has a different meaning.

I'm so confused

Google "oranges are not the only fruit" and all will be *ahem*...."revealed" or should that be 'unpeeled'?

Join in on the forum more.

Also: Star Wars or Star Trek?

That depens in what sense.. nostalgia wise im a star wars kid.. movie and fandom wise im with star trek

Hmmmm......anyway.....although I'm bi I don't do expert golfing ("a hole in one")

So you'll have to make do with the lovely ladies on here.....but how? *drums fingers*....I know! (Steve shouted delightedly) go to a social!

Did you really shout delightedly.... I bet you did!"

I shouted at the screen

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"what's all this about fruit anyway? "

Good question

(Nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what's all this about fruit anyway?

Good question

(Nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?)"

i don't know what you mean though...

all the fruit talk made me laugh anyway.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Help me please "

I think, profile wise that you could make your profile much more positive and I think you should take advantage of the opportunities this site offers such as the chat rooms, the forum (especially the "I think steve is hot" threads (weekly Saturday nights

) ), the meets section, go to a club, go to a social and be patient. Read profiles and target a well constructed individualised message.

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By *rimo4uMan over a year ago

north kensington w10

"Help me please "

Maybe try getting your banana out guy!