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Daft way to put condom on

By *ncutgem OP Man over a year ago

Bath ish

Who was it who told some women the best way to shove a rubber on a man is to unroll it a bit shove two fingers inside and ram down over the cock stretching it like mad. A sure way to have one split. There are perfectly good instructions on every packet/ sheesh sex education teachers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who was it who told some women the best way to shove a rubber on a man is to unroll it a bit shove two fingers inside and ram down over the cock stretching it like mad. A sure way to have one split. There are perfectly good instructions on every packet/ sheesh sex education teachers."

Trapping a ton of air inside in the process.. thanks.. can't feel anything now!

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I wasn't taught that *laughs* They made us all practice with a cucumber and condoms until we got used to it.

I think they really were setting us up for disappointment though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wasn't taught that *laughs* They made us all practice with a cucumber and condoms until we got used to it.

I think they really were setting us up for disappointment though!"

Lol... My goodness I knew it.. we were screwed from the start chaps!

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

You can use a stapler to make sure it doesn't fall off

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"I wasn't taught that *laughs* They made us all practice with a cucumber and condoms until we got used to it.

I think they really were setting us up for disappointment though!"

Was it sponsored by the local fruit and veg shop

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By *easing_twoCouple over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

"You can use a stapler to make sure it doesn't fall off

ouch

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"You can use a stapler to make sure it doesn't fall off

we use a zip tie, also becomes useful as a fit to size cock ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The daftest way is over your head!

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

"I wasn't taught that *laughs* They made us all practice with a cucumber and condoms until we got used to it.

I think they really were setting us up for disappointment though!"

Maybe the teacher was VWE, or their partner/husband/boyfriend was and they thought a cucumber was normal!

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

I always thought the bubble on the end was to stand on when you pulled it off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it is almost impossible to put them on thick guys, no way can you just roll one over a fat dick...i gave up and started asking them to do it themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can use a stapler to make sure it doesn't fall off

At last, no we know why people carry staplers!

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