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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.
anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.
so, fancy a fuck.
what you looking for on here then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.
anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.
so, fancy a fuck.
Actually I was just wondering how your day was going and what you are up to?!!!
what you looking for on here then?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.
anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.
so, fancy a fuck.
Actually I was just wondering how your day was going and what you are up to?!!!
what you looking for on here then? "
you can't even post actual messages on here,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best open message you've received ? "
"Hi, hows you?" With "Hi" in the title box. I recorded my fastest ever total boredom, rejection and block which gave me great satisfaction.   |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
I rarely send an opening message. My self-esteem prevents me to be buried among dozens of messages in a flooded inbox.
Who found me interesting, had the liberty to contact me without pressures. And was more than welcomed  |
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"I'm in your area for a few hours. Can I tempt you for a fuck and £100....
I hate being offered money"
At least they offered you the money. I got asked if I wanted to pay the guy 200 quid for a fuck lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I rarely send an opening message. My self-esteem prevents me to be buried among dozens of messages in a flooded inbox.
Who found me interesting, had the liberty to contact me without pressures. And was more than welcomed "
Indeed an interesting quandary, as women and couples are always complaining about being inundated - surely far better for them to go looking and initiating contact instead?
To which the answer maybe is: make sure you've got a nice interesting profile with which to entice them?
I generally can't be bothered messaging any more as I find it a waste of my time - far better to meet at socials and clubs and get to know people that way - or engaging with the odd random and rare caller to my profile...  |
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My second message I ever received......
Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?
Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl |
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"My second message I ever received......
Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?
Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl "
So you said no?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never seen a problem with the "fancy a fuck?" 1st message, after all only gonna be asked after we've exchanged pleasantries at about the 4th or 5th message by people trying to be clever, can't see what's the issue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can I suck on your used tampon?
Actually received that one this morning...put me off my breakfast
What was your breakfast? "
sausage on toast with ketchup |
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"Opening message...
Do you wanna watch me shove a can of up my bum?
Erm....think il pass cheers for asking tho "
He could have at least shown a bit of class and used a bottle of elderflower and mint presse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.
anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.
so, fancy a fuck.
what you looking for on here then?"
Haha not ffs |
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My top ones so far-
Wanna watch me fuck my bum on Skype?
Look no further!
There's 12 of us guys and a prostitute in a hotel, can we watch while she fucks you? Cash involved.
I am at my desk with trousers at my ankles walking,can I call you so you can hear me cum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My top ones so far-
I am at my desk with trousers at my ankles walking,can I call you so you can hear me cum? "
Walking? Hope that was his typo not yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My top ones so far-
Wanna watch me fuck my bum on Skype?
Look no further!
There's 12 of us guys and a prostitute in a hotel, can we watch while she fucks you? Cash involved.
I am at my desk with trousers at my ankles walking,can I call you so you can hear me cum? "
i've had watch me fuck my bum on skype guy, or maybe there are loads of guys asking for this? |
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This is a charming message I had recently
"It's big ladies like you that really satisfy me. I love a big c@&t and body on a woman. I like very wet when I kiss you and feel between your thighs to see if your knickers are soaking before I get between your thighs and grind into your c&@t. Hopefully your big labia will guide my thick cock deep into your vagina then we can fuck"
Lovely bloke NOT! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had the other day
"I don't usually go for someone as old as you, but looking at your pics really made my cock twitch! Well done love!".... A little tip on what NOT to send OP |
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"I had the other day
"I don't usually go for someone as old as you, but looking at your pics really made my cock twitch! Well done love!".... A little tip on what NOT to send OP "
Cheeky sod. You aren't old |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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"My second message I ever received......
Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?
Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl "
I had that same message last night the poo eating one.I was eating at the time and I was nearly sick.i just blanked them and then I had another one off them saying there willing to pay £50 for me to poo in there guys mouth and that there serious but we must make him eat it.
BLOCKED |
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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago
Gran Canaria |
On my, Miss C's, single profile
Hi. Can I just say your profile is really good! (OK. So far so good)
Would you consider a risky creampie resulting in possible pregnancy? How fertile are you? What's your menstrual cycle dates?
Er...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My second message I ever received......
Don't know if it's your thing, but will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?
Luv, I can't even take a dump at work, I'm a "home bowl" kinda girl "
Home bowl I'm writing that one down |
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"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.
anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.
so, fancy a fuck.
what you looking for on here then?"
Same here  and press delete |
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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"hi, here's my pics...hmmm look how hot i am.
anyway i noticed you're online so you're probably looking for a fuck right now, please say you are coz i am, i'm always looking for a fuck actually but i digress.
so, fancy a fuck.
what you looking for on here then?"
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best one I had was;
"Hi, its Jon the teaboy from work. You remember me? The guy with the painful excema and the body odour issue. Any way I have just taken screenshots of your fab profile and it would be a real shame if they found their way on the work intranet. So why don't we see if there is something you can do..." |
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When she had her single profile, a guy messaged her to see if she fancied a 3sum with him and his dog. Wtf?
A couple of weeks ago we got one from a guy saying he'd luv to fuck my mrs whilst I fucked his mum. She's blonde, 43 and has big tits. Again wtf?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't really look at opening messages. All I look for is someone attractive on an attached face pic. If there isn't one in the message or on their profile, I delete the message without reading. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really look at opening messages. All I look for is someone attractive on an attached face pic. If there isn't one in the message or on their profile, I delete the message without reading."
Well I could copy one of your own photos and send it to you. Guaranteed an attractive face pic then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really look at opening messages. All I look for is someone attractive on an attached face pic. If there isn't one in the message or on their profile, I delete the message without reading.
Well I could copy one of your own photos and send it to you. Guaranteed an attractive face pic then."
You could, but I don't get your point. |
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