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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed  . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet "
Couldn't look them in the eye? Your qualifications should have given you the upper hand on the geometry of the room? Or at least height of individuals vs distance over angle of body position  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet
Couldn't look them in the eye? Your qualifications should have given you the upper hand on the geometry of the room? Or at least height of individuals vs distance over angle of body position "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet "
Bet she left it there on purpose  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh. A sex toy. Whatever next 
I would imagine a fair proportion of the adult population own one or two. "
We all have one or two but they're not just lying around the house  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet
Bet she left it there on purpose "
All she need to do was ask  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet "
OP in my line of business I get a regular eye full it you no want I mean from bored housewife's.
I even know I will be getting that eye full if there home before I get to the job .
I just view it as them being naughty for the frill of it and because of there naughty behaviour the husband will have his work cut out that night if you get my meaning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a contractor you must of heard of the DOL???"
DOL - Direct on line,a motor starter that applies the voltage in an instant, as opposed to soft starts, delta-star, or inverter drives, yes ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember getting in a female customers car and was explaing what I needed to fo with her car while starting to clear the centre console.
I handed her what initially I had thought to be a silver cigar case but soon realised my mistake when she went bright red 
But me being made carried on regardless like I hadnt noticed anything. A true professional to the end. Damn I kicked myself after though lol |
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"Being a contractor you must of heard of the DOL???
DOL - Direct on line,a motor starter that applies the voltage in an instant, as opposed to soft starts, delta-star, or inverter drives, yes ?"
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I have been a engineer for nearly 20 years, and yes alsorts happens I have accidentally found customers 14 yr old daughters pill and left it on the bed being helpful lol to sex toys to gay couples being a little too open about stuff to women wearing next to nothing telling me there husbands away and how lonely she is etc I've always been professional but there are plenty of times I could have been less than 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bet she left it there on purpose "
My plumber friend was telling me how a customer once used a dildo as a paper weight to hold the note she had left him! What a tease |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bet she left it there on purpose
My plumber friend was telling me how a customer once used a dildo as a paper weight to hold the note she had left him! What a tease "
Haha now that would of made me laugh if I'd of seen that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?"
Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years. |
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"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?
Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years."
Speaking as an Engineer, none of those are Engineers, not even remotely close, it's akin to a model RC aircraft fan calling themselves a multi jet Pilot or an old people's home nursing assistant calling themselves a Surgeon.
That's not to say you won't find proper Engineers doing such menial jobs, shortly after the iron curtain fell I met a Russian engineer who worked on rocket motors working as a plumbers assistant, he could only be the assistant because he didn't have a valid city and guilds or corgi accreditation, guy who built and serviced 500,000 lb thrust LOX motors not trusted to work on an old worcester boiler unsupervised.... probably because he knew the boiler combustion chamber was a hideous cheap ass inefficient POS. |
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When the Sky installer came to put Sky Q in 3 rooms, the furthest one doubles up as a playroom with a freestanding sex swing/sling. It was easier to hide it, removing the seat and hanging shirts, sweaters and jackets along the frame, an ideal clothes hanger. He was very friendly and I wasn't sure if he was bi, but best to err on the side of caution, just in case. It's more important to have the job completed well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?
Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.
Speaking as an Engineer, none of those are Engineers, not even remotely close, it's akin to a model RC aircraft fan calling themselves a multi jet Pilot or an old people's home nursing assistant calling themselves a Surgeon.
That's not to say you won't find proper Engineers doing such menial jobs, shortly after the iron curtain fell I met a Russian engineer who worked on rocket motors working as a plumbers assistant, he could only be the assistant because he didn't have a valid city and guilds or corgi accreditation, guy who built and serviced 500,000 lb thrust LOX motors not trusted to work on an old worcester boiler unsupervised.... probably because he knew the boiler combustion chamber was a hideous cheap ass inefficient POS."
Jeez lighten up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've found quite a few over the years down the back of people's sofas. As well as bras, knickers, used condoms,drugs, and the occasional dead mouse or rat.
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"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?
Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.
Speaking as an Engineer, none of those are Engineers, not even remotely close, it's akin to a model RC aircraft fan calling themselves a multi jet Pilot or an old people's home nursing assistant calling themselves a Surgeon.
That's not to say you won't find proper Engineers doing such menial jobs, shortly after the iron curtain fell I met a Russian engineer who worked on rocket motors working as a plumbers assistant, he could only be the assistant because he didn't have a valid city and guilds or corgi accreditation, guy who built and serviced 500,000 lb thrust LOX motors not trusted to work on an old worcester boiler unsupervised.... probably because he knew the boiler combustion chamber was a hideous cheap ass inefficient POS.
Jeez lighten up
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Tbh he is right though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?
Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.
Speaking as an Engineer, none of those are Engineers, not even remotely close, it's akin to a model RC aircraft fan calling themselves a multi jet Pilot or an old people's home nursing assistant calling themselves a Surgeon.
That's not to say you won't find proper Engineers doing such menial jobs, shortly after the iron curtain fell I met a Russian engineer who worked on rocket motors working as a plumbers assistant, he could only be the assistant because he didn't have a valid city and guilds or corgi accreditation, guy who built and serviced 500,000 lb thrust LOX motors not trusted to work on an old worcester boiler unsupervised.... probably because he knew the boiler combustion chamber was a hideous cheap ass inefficient POS.
Jeez lighten up
Tbh he is right though.
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He is, but I don't think anyone was asking for the definition of an engineer tbh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just trying to imagine what sort of engineer is in a clients bedroom?
Television engineer,Sky engineer, Telecom engineer ... I've been in many clients bedrooms in my capacity as the first two over the years.
Speaking as an Engineer, none of those are Engineers, not even remotely close, it's akin to a model RC aircraft fan calling themselves a multi jet Pilot or an old people's home nursing assistant calling themselves a Surgeon.
That's not to say you won't find proper Engineers doing such menial jobs, shortly after the iron curtain fell I met a Russian engineer who worked on rocket motors working as a plumbers assistant, he could only be the assistant because he didn't have a valid city and guilds or corgi accreditation, guy who built and serviced 500,000 lb thrust LOX motors not trusted to work on an old worcester boiler unsupervised.... probably because he knew the boiler combustion chamber was a hideous cheap ass inefficient POS."
Mmm! Interesting.....got any more riveting stories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet "
You're on a swinging site but can't look at customer in the eye because you've had sight of one of the most natural things in their most personal room in their house? Bizzare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet
You're on a swinging site but can't look at customer in the eye because you've had sight of one of the most natural things in their most personal room in their house? Bizzare."
'Engineers' can be a little bit like artists and poets - very fickle and sometimes bashful.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just found a sex toy next to a customers bed . Couldn't look the customer in the eye after that.
You hear all them stories about bored housewives... I don't think they happen well not to me yet
You're on a swinging site but can't look at customer in the eye because you've had sight of one of the most natural things in their most personal room in their house? Bizzare.
'Engineers' can be a little bit like artists and poets - very fickle and sometimes bashful.
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And there's me thinking that you could study software, mechanical, electronic, aerospace, civil and mechanical engineering at University to earn the title 'Engineer'. Didn't realise poetry and art were on the syllabus. That said, we work a lot with software and aerospace engineers and a few of them are serious piss artists! |
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