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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some people heal quickly some people don't.
All depends on how talented your surgeon is.
Mine was a total fucking butcher, all because he was in a rush not to be late for his 5pm Tee off, the fucking cunt!
Couldn't walk for a week  |
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I remember mine, three nurses all crowded round my balls. If only they hadn't got a scalpel, syringe and cauterising iron it would have been a much more fun afternoon 
Youll be fine, just ache for a while, cut out the mountain biking for a week..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't worry it will be over in a snip even better if u get a hot nurse I had one hotty and an older nurse my main concern was had I shaved my balls and cock base well enough |
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Relax and chill for the first 24-48 hours. You should get pain killers from the hospital....just follow the aftercare given and you will be fine.
On the plus side, dax has offered his sister's bloke the snip..(several kids all close together)...all it would take is "two half bricks" over and done with in a smash |
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Have had a vasectomy and a reversal, and the vasectomy was by far the most straightforward. As others have said, just follow the advice given post-op, and all should be OK, barring secondary infection.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had mine done on Friday back to work Monday, drove myself home,no pain just uncomfortable for a day or two, don't try lifting anything heavy for a week,
for me it was easy but have heard others say different on both sides good and bad .
just go for it as its worth it in the long run |
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By *avid1234555Man
over a year ago
Dfs and Galloway/Ayrshire. |
Had the snip a few years ago, quick and straight forward, with a bit of ball swelling for a few days afterwards, that my GF loved!!
She shaved me beforehand, saying it was the least she could do!! The surgeon did ask if it was all my own work... Funnily enough all the nurses helping were young females, I wonder why??
Advised to have plenty of sex afterwards, which again my GF loved!
In my case no complaints with the snip at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got it done few years ago ,on a Friday went to work Saturday not a wise move but took Monday off was good as gold don't believe the horror stories it's not that bad at all just be careful take note of surgical team |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had mine done years ago. Listen to the advice the person that does it gives you. Rest up for a few days, don;t lift anything heavy - and don't wank (OK, he didn't say the last one, but I'm sure if I'd asked that would have been the advice). |
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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
"I had mine done years ago. Listen to the advice the person that does it gives you. Rest up for a few days, don;t lift anything heavy - and don't wank (OK, he didn't say the last one, but I'm sure if I'd asked that would have been the advice)."
ha ha know they didnt said dont have unprotected sex as sperm could still be fertile for a couple of ejackulations [whis put cum know coz can spell it]
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It's kinda very sore n u will b black n blue all over n u won't b able to have sex for a few weeks . It's sore walking for a bit so lots of rest for a few days n lotsof hot baths to help d healing . |
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I had mine under a general anesthetic so didn't feel a thing, but wasn't allowed to drive home after. Had a few days of pain, didn't really rest, went straight back to work where I am on my feet all day, so would recommend a few days of rest. But other than hat, it was fine. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery? "
I laid off doing anything for a few days. I was actually telling jokes & making the female nurse & doctor crack up laughing. In hindsight maybe not the best thing to do to a man with a laser type thingy near your John Thomas. I do find my testie are now more sensitive and I only like mild play with them. If they haven't told you some people get a mild permanent ache after but this is pretty rare. Good luck, the op itself is nothing to worry about & no worse than going for a jab tbh.
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You need to put your feet up higher than your hips. Try not to cross. (Might hurt). Get your wife to grab beers and relax. Had mine done years ago. Marie stoops in Manchester. Injection. Then cut. Hurt when he did for seconds. But aftwards ok . But did walk like John Wayne home after anastectic wore off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst part is getting the injection into your nut.After that no problem,strange pulling sensation as they get your tubes ready to cut.But post op no problems,just support your nads for a few days after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got it done few years ago ,on a Friday went to work Saturday not a wise move but took Monday off was good as gold don't believe the horror stories it's not that bad at all just be careful take note of surgical team "
I love the fact you're trying to tell me how my op went or how much pain I was in!
Was you there? No, did you nurse me for a week? No.
So just because you had no problems doesn't mean no one will! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I got it done few years ago ,on a Friday went to work Saturday not a wise move but took Monday off was good as gold don't believe the horror stories it's not that bad at all just be careful take note of surgical team
I love the fact you're trying to tell me how my op went or how much pain I was in!
Was you there? No, did you nurse me for a week? No.
So just because you had no problems doesn't mean no one will! "
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personally found the scary stories the worst part,sure, it wasn't nice getting anesthestic,but better than dentist anesthestic, the rest was ok...the funny part is when you have to provide a sperm sample,and instructions say "No Saliva" |
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"Some people heal quickly some people don't.
All depends on how talented your surgeon is.
Mine was a total fucking butcher, all because he was in a rush not to be late for his 5pm Tee off, the fucking cunt!
Couldn't walk for a week "
I seem to remember the nurses all looked about 14 years old and he wss a bit of an old goat with his comments to them. Highly embarrassing all round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't numb up under local and surgeon didn't believe me till I levitate all most off the bed. You think catching it in a zip is bad guys. You ain't had nowt till you had the snip without being numb! Longest half hour of my life...... |
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By *omez42Man
over a year ago
gloucester |
Two pairs of pants, no jeans, put your feet up for a couple of days and take 200mg Ibuprofen & 500mg Paracetamol.
Definitely don't play guitar for your band on that night, get pissed and help pack the gear away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't do what hubby did and ignore advice and go to work the next day climb up scaffolding and rip your stitches..........
His balls are a lot more sensitive now......... |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Getting the snip on Wednesday, kinda nervous. Any tips on recovery?
Tighty whities help don't let them dangle in boxers for a couple of days "
That's why I was given a newborn babies nappy, supported them brilliantly with a pair of tight boxes. Just made you walk like you'd had a bad ride at the rodeo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had mine done under a general anaesthetic and had no pain at all very little swelling a bit of bruising
Tight pants paracetamol and no heavey lifting for a week or so
You'll be fine good luck
Its the best thing i ever had done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every bodies experience is going to be different. Hopefully yours will be fine it may not...Mine was not plain sailing and was uncomfortable in places. But do listen to post op advice. Do have the rest of the week off and relax, and do wear tight pants for a few days... Oh and enjoy the fact that you have a medical reason for popping off for some gentlemans alone time for the next 3 months |
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By *enfold75Man
over a year ago
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I had the snip about 11 years ago. Was all good. It's irreversible. Was told just to go home and have lots of sex.!!
I've now been clear for 11years. Went back to work the next day. With only slight swelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had the snip about 11 years ago. Was all good. It's irreversible. Was told just to go home and have lots of sex.!!
I've now been clear for 11years. Went back to work the next day. With only slight swelling "
I took a week off. Crying in a corner.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All is well, went super easy they even let me sit up and watch. Got some percosset, gonna be alright  "
Brace man for watching. I didn't. Glad everything went well. |
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back to work Monday morning.
Get some tight underwear plenty of ball support 
