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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, I post that I'm looking to meet daytime in a hotel on Friday and suddenly my inbox fills up with hundreds of messages from beautiful women... Totally spoilt for choice.
Ahh, the dilemma - do I go for the Liz Hurley look-a-like, or the Kylie one? But that would mean turning down all the others!
Do all single males find it that tough on here? I hate turning down all these beautiful women - Decisions, decisions!
i'm assured you can see flying pigs from the hotel window...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What were you expecting to happen?
I wouldn't turn up to an unknown hotel to have sex with someone I'd never met before. "
Well, it has been known (but only after extensive chat) Just having a laugh; don't take it to seriously!
[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.]"
Not so obvious mate. Women get a lot of messages from men that think just because they are free sat in a hotel room that women should come running to them without even seeing a photo or anything. They kinda view Fab as a catalogue, where they leaf through the pages and pick one out then message the lucky girl. Women get so much of that, they don't see what you said as a joke, they see it as just another one of those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[I would expect to meet socially, coffee shop, or similar first, obviously.]
Not so obvious mate. Women get a lot of messages from men that think just because they are free sat in a hotel room that women should come running to them without even seeing a photo or anything. They kinda view Fab as a catalogue, where they leaf through the pages and pick one out then message the lucky girl. Women get so much of that, they don't see what you said as a joke, they see it as just another one of those."
Coroner "So she went to meet a man she did not know in a hotel room"
Detective "Apparantly, she was selected from all the sexually frustrated sluts on Fabswingers"
Coroner "Some people never learn" Zips up the body bag.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blimey. This went south fast.
I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?  "
Just today? I think the forumites are renowned for their lack of a sense of humour at least 50% of the time. |
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"So, I post that I'm looking to meet daytime in a hotel on Friday and suddenly my inbox fills up with hundreds of messages from beautiful women... Totally spoilt for choice.
Ahh, the dilemma - do I go for the Liz Hurley look-a-like, or the Kylie one? But that would mean turning down all the others!
Do all single males find it that tough on here? I hate turning down all these beautiful women - Decisions, decisions!
i'm assured you can see flying pigs from the hotel window... "
I say--Go for the one with long, stringy greasy grey hair, warts on her nose, and weighs in at (the exact opposite of your size preference), who sounds like a lorry driver and most likely smells like one, too (oops, sorry to all the drivers out there, I was referring to aftershave, of course).
Or maybe you're unlucky and haven't heard from one like that yet? |
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"Blimey. This went south fast.
I understood the humour. Has everyone had a bypass today?
Just today? I think the forumites are renowned for their lack of a sense of humour at least 50% of the time."
Only 50% ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did I, in fact, kill the thread?
Yep but you've revived it too 
YAY! I'm a lifesaver of sorts
Oops you killed it again "
It always goes like that when she stops showing it attention |
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"Have them all form an orderly line and do your best "
Top advice 
Op needs to get a conveyor belt system going and maybe bring the bi girls in together so they can put in a show while a fluffier gets you ready to go again(or invest in the little blue pill) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What were you expecting to happen?
I wouldn't turn up to an unknown hotel to have sex with someone I'd never met before.
Lighten up ....he was joking ....  "
oh no us guys aren't allowed to use humour or irony on here remember |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
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"Love the humour Sir xx
Thank you, m'lady! China sounds interesting - I'd love to work abroad for a few years."
It's been an experience, China wasn't the best first place to have it..
Loved the travelling around Asia thou X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm I'm blocked "
Sorry, if you're blocked - I use it to stop me bothering women/couples that I've previously messaged (if they have replied to me and told me that they are not interested.) It's nothing personal, just saves you from getting another unwanted message in your mailbox. I travel around the country a lot; especially to your area. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The op was obviously a tongue in cheek joke. Or did you guys not see the bit about flying pigs! "
Don't try to explain it; I was going to make the point that my post says 'meet in a hotel' not 'hotel room' - they do have bars, coffee shops, etc. But that would be accepting that it wasn't meant to be humorous.... yawn! |
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Because my profile says i live near Gatwick .. i get loads of hotel invites from strangers flying off somewhere 