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You may not want to read this if you are about to eat.
Yesterday, I trimmed up a bit too much and far more then I normally do, so my undercarriage is not far off bald. The rest remains tidy and hairy.
YUCK! All day today I've had that feeling like period leaking and bubbling, I'm permanently wet and the smell is awful.
NEVER again.
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?"
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me. |
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"You may not want to read this if you are about to eat.
Yesterday, I trimmed up a bit too much and far more then I normally do, so my undercarriage is not far off bald. The rest remains tidy and hairy.
YUCK! All day today I've had that feeling like period leaking and bubbling, I'm permanently wet and the smell is awful.
NEVER again.
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But Topsy I thought bald was hygienic    |
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The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx |
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"You may not want to read this if you are about to eat.
Yesterday, I trimmed up a bit too much and far more then I normally do, so my undercarriage is not far off bald. The rest remains tidy and hairy.
YUCK! All day today I've had that feeling like period leaking and bubbling, I'm permanently wet and the smell is awful.
NEVER again.
But Topsy I thought bald was hygienic "
All day. ALL day I've been squirming in my knickers and running to the loo, wondering what I'll find, and I'm 55! |
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"You may not want to read this if you are about to eat.
Yesterday, I trimmed up a bit too much and far more then I normally do, so my undercarriage is not far off bald. The rest remains tidy and hairy.
YUCK! All day today I've had that feeling like period leaking and bubbling, I'm permanently wet and the smell is awful.
NEVER again.
But Topsy I thought bald was hygienic
All day. ALL day I've been squirming in my knickers and running to the loo, wondering what I'll find, and I'm 55!"
If you come across that pearl earring I lost let me know.
It'll grow back...eventually. |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx"
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go! |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx"
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!"
Ps. We rock! |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!"
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!"
I have to wear panty liners every day |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx "
One of my old meets 'collected' Midwives. I met him for our first social and he roared with laughter when I told him; I was number 5. |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx
One of my old meets 'collected' Midwives. I met him for our first social and he roared with laughter when I told him; I was number 5."
Haha...I may know him   xxx |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx
One of my old meets 'collected' Midwives. I met him for our first social and he roared with laughter when I told him; I was number 5.
Haha...I may know him xxx"
I was thinking the same thing and just checked your location. Were you ever on telly? |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx
One of my old meets 'collected' Midwives. I met him for our first social and he roared with laughter when I told him; I was number 5.
Haha...I may know him xxx
I was thinking the same thing and just checked your location. Were you ever on telly?"
Yes but only briefly as I dodged the cameras!!! Did the guys name begin with 'B'?? Lol xx |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx
One of my old meets 'collected' Midwives. I met him for our first social and he roared with laughter when I told him; I was number 5.
Haha...I may know him xxx
I was thinking the same thing and just checked your location. Were you ever on telly?
Yes but only briefly as I dodged the cameras!!! Did the guys name begin with 'B'?? Lol xx"
It's a bloody small world sister |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx
I've been a Midwife for over 20 years but thanks anyway. It's not any sort of nasty, its nowhere for the wet to go!
Ps. We rock!
No way!!! Hi 5 sister!!! Well you know about vagina stuff then..no need to preach to the choir here!!! lol xx
One of my old meets 'collected' Midwives. I met him for our first social and he roared with laughter when I told him; I was number 5.
Haha...I may know him xxx
I was thinking the same thing and just checked your location. Were you ever on telly?
Yes but only briefly as I dodged the cameras!!! Did the guys name begin with 'B'?? Lol xx
It's a bloody small world sister "
PMSL!!!!!! that's hilarious!!!!! We must have a special something?! xx |
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"You get used to it.
No. No no no no no no! I'm not having a squidgy minge."
Hahaha sorry to giggle at your predicament but that cracked me up... squidgy minge! I guess pantie pads would be the way forward. Just until your fluff grows back. I am assuming you can't wait to have hairy minge again instead of squidgy minge |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me."
Ooooh, that is not fun!
I tend to leak quite a bit when I'm ovulating so I always make sure I have a bit of fuzz round that time. Absolute nightmare. |
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"You get used to it.
No. No no no no no no! I'm not having a squidgy minge.
Hahaha sorry to giggle at your predicament but that cracked me up... squidgy minge! I guess pantie pads would be the way forward. Just until your fluff grows back. I am assuming you can't wait to have hairy minge again instead of squidgy minge "
Made me giggle too!
I've just shoved a finger up my foof and sniffed. It's my smell 'up there' but is obviously fermenting in my pants. |
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"You get used to it.
No. No no no no no no! I'm not having a squidgy minge.
Hahaha sorry to giggle at your predicament but that cracked me up... squidgy minge! I guess pantie pads would be the way forward. Just until your fluff grows back. I am assuming you can't wait to have hairy minge again instead of squidgy minge
Made me giggle too!
I've just shoved a finger up my foof and sniffed. It's my smell 'up there' but is obviously fermenting in my pants."
Lightly scented pantyliners and cotton knickers for you then until you grow back!! I'm the opposite to you now..I could never go back to having a lady garden. I don't have the squidgy minge thing though as I have no womb or cervix so less of these leakage problems!!!! Only when necessary of course! Pmsl xx |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me."
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ...... |
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Blimey! I've shaved for years (literally decades) and never had this. I feel the opposite if I let it grow. All munged up, itchy, and it gets caught in my pants like Velcro haha! Girls can't win by the sounds of it. . |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......"
You know that us women who choose hair have access to showers I assume? |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......"
Did you read my OP? I'm wet and smelly BECAUSE I'm almost bald. I'm not like that at all with natural growth.
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"You get used to it.
No. No no no no no no! I'm not having a squidgy minge.
Hahaha sorry to giggle at your predicament but that cracked me up... squidgy minge! I guess pantie pads would be the way forward. Just until your fluff grows back. I am assuming you can't wait to have hairy minge again instead of squidgy minge
Made me giggle too!
I've just shoved a finger up my foof and sniffed. It's my smell 'up there' but is obviously fermenting in my pants.
Lightly scented pantyliners and cotton knickers for you then until you grow back!! I'm the opposite to you now..I could never go back to having a lady garden. I don't have the squidgy minge thing though as I have no womb or cervix so less of these leakage problems!!!! Only when necessary of course! Pmsl xx"
Gawd, the last time I wore squeakers was postnatal, 30 years ago. FFS, I'm supposed to be a dried up old lady! |
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Well as we're sharing minge stories.
I've been pretty much shorn for the last few years but recently due to lack of minge action haven't bothered to a wax & I have to say I definitely notice I'm not so wet, knicker wise which is good!
Now I'm in a dilemma, to wax or cultivate |
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"You get used to it.
No. No no no no no no! I'm not having a squidgy minge.
Hahaha sorry to giggle at your predicament but that cracked me up... squidgy minge! I guess pantie pads would be the way forward. Just until your fluff grows back. I am assuming you can't wait to have hairy minge again instead of squidgy minge
Made me giggle too!
I've just shoved a finger up my foof and sniffed. It's my smell 'up there' but is obviously fermenting in my pants.
Lightly scented pantyliners and cotton knickers for you then until you grow back!! I'm the opposite to you now..I could never go back to having a lady garden. I don't have the squidgy minge thing though as I have no womb or cervix so less of these leakage problems!!!! Only when necessary of course! Pmsl xx
Gawd, the last time I wore squeakers was postnatal, 30 years ago. FFS, I'm supposed to be a dried up old lady!"
lol...evidently not!! |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......
Did you read my OP? I'm wet and smelly BECAUSE I'm almost bald. I'm not like that at all with natural growth.
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Yes of course I read your op ...
The lack of undercarriage hair means you have nothing to absorb it , as I said in my post .
So , am I wrong ?
Not wanting to spoil what's clearly a very amusing post for most , but that's how it seems from here .
Why do shaven women not have the same issue as you are having ?
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......
You know that us women who choose hair have access to showers I assume? "
Really , yes I am aware of that ...
However showers aren't always available are they ?
Sorry if my interpretation of the op is not what unshaven women want to hear , but hey ho . |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......
You know that us women who choose hair have access to showers I assume?
Really , yes I am aware of that ...
However showers aren't always available are they ?
Sorry if my interpretation of the op is not what unshaven women want to hear , but hey ho ."
And I'm sorry if my interpretation isn't what shaven women want to hear. |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......
Did you read my OP? I'm wet and smelly BECAUSE I'm almost bald. I'm not like that at all with natural growth.
Yes of course I read your op ...
The lack of undercarriage hair means you have nothing to absorb it , as I said in my post .
So , am I wrong ?
Not wanting to spoil what's clearly a very amusing post for most , but that's how it seems from here .
Why do shaven women not have the same issue as you are having ?
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Gosh! The point being that when I have hair, I'm neither wet, smelly or 'grim', my body does what it's supposed to do by evaporating the wet away from my body and not leave it in knickers to ferment.
I'm pretty sure that some shaved women will have the same thing happen but they must be used to it. |
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I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin. |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin. "
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
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over a year ago
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"Blimey! I've shaved for years (literally decades) and never had this. I feel the opposite if I let it grow. All munged up, itchy, and it gets caught in my pants like Velcro haha! Girls can't win by the sounds of it. . "
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"You may not want to read this if you are about to eat.
Yesterday, I trimmed up a bit too much and far more then I normally do, so my undercarriage is not far off bald. The rest remains tidy and hairy.
YUCK! All day today I've had that feeling like period leaking and bubbling, I'm permanently wet and the smell is awful.
NEVER again.
But Topsy I thought bald was hygienic "
Bald is beautiful, lol. |
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"Nothing wrong in shaving or waxing. I shave and never let it grow too much as it drives me crazy. Smoothly does it
EXCEPT...I'm now still soggy and don't smell right."
Steady Topsy you're turning me bi with all this secksy talk |
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"Nothing wrong in shaving or waxing. I shave and never let it grow too much as it drives me crazy. Smoothly does it
EXCEPT...I'm now still soggy and don't smell right.
Steady Topsy you're turning me bi with all this secksy talk "
Woah! Steady there girl, if we go minge on minge, we may never untangle ourselves and one of us may choke to death on an errant pube. |
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I feel your pain Topsy. As much as I like the freshly waxed feel, I get the blub blub type feeling! Worst bit is going for a wee the first time and it coming out all weird cos there's no hair to direct the flow |
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"Nothing wrong in shaving or waxing. I shave and never let it grow too much as it drives me crazy. Smoothly does it
EXCEPT...I'm now still soggy and don't smell right.
Steady Topsy you're turning me bi with all this secksy talk
Woah! Steady there girl, if we go minge on minge, we may never untangle ourselves and one of us may choke to death on an errant pube."
Give it a few days and you'll be fine, my ex used to wax and she had that issue once or twice and she was fine within a few days and carried on as normal. she never had a problem after she switched trimmers either |
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"Nothing wrong in shaving or waxing. I shave and never let it grow too much as it drives me crazy. Smoothly does it
EXCEPT...I'm now still soggy and don't smell right.
Steady Topsy you're turning me bi with all this secksy talk
Woah! Steady there girl, if we go minge on minge, we may never untangle ourselves and one of us may choke to death on an errant pube."
apparently there's nothing worse |
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"I feel your pain Topsy. As much as I like the freshly waxed feel, I get the blub blub type feeling! Worst bit is going for a wee the first time and it coming out all weird cos there's no hair to direct the flow "
Yes! You get it! I'm having to unstick the skin to wee properly because there is no hair cushioning and keeping skin apart. |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
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It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus "
See? We all know really |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus "
How loud is your pussy?  |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy? "
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound? |
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Hair or not to hair that is thine question depends on my mood I do it for me and not to please anyone else on a serious note though when I am without hair I do have problem with sebaceous cysts on my pubic mound does anyone else get this x |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?"
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol "
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?"
No!! |
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"omg im not normal then - it doesnt get me that way at all i just end up with smooth skin and i shave daily in the shower whether i need it or no  "
Your bod must be used to it then.
When I first came to Fab, I couldn't see how anyone could go commando and started a thread about it, asking how as I would have permanent wet patches and stains on my clothes. I think bodies simply adapt. |
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"omg im not normal then - it doesnt get me that way at all i just end up with smooth skin and i shave daily in the shower whether i need it or no
Your bod must be used to it then.
When I first came to Fab, I couldn't see how anyone could go commando and started a thread about it, asking how as I would have permanent wet patches and stains on my clothes. I think bodies simply adapt."
probably - ive been doing it for as long as i can remember |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol
I dread to think the riots we would cause if I came for a visit."
Not at all!! We'd just turn the music up so we couldn't hear you squishing and popping through the bar!!! pmsl xx |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol
I dread to think the riots we would cause if I came for a visit.
Not at all!! We'd just turn the music up so we couldn't hear you squishing and popping through the bar!!! pmsl xx"
Bring snorkels... |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol
I dread to think the riots we would cause if I came for a visit.
Not at all!! We'd just turn the music up so we couldn't hear you squishing and popping through the bar!!! pmsl xx
Bring snorkels..."
and air freshener! lol xx |
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"The wet feeling is pretty normal an more so at different times of the month.
The smell shouldn't be 'awful' though so PM me if you want to chat about that. (Ex midwife and seen an awful lot of vaginas!!!!)
Xx"
Glad you didn't put "seen a lot of awful vaginas!!!!" |
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Since having the coil fitted last year, my minge leaks and squidges. I used to always go commando, but that's impossible now, I get sticky thighs.
I squidge whether I'm bald, trimmed or got a full on bush. It's so bad, I have to sleep with a towel in between my legs at night.
Had so many examinations by various nurses at my GPs and the GUM clinic got fed up of seeing me.
- Venus
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I was stroking my regrowth this morning, it's silky smooth & glossy too, I kinda like it.
and I wonder why I haven't sex for months with posts like these |
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"Since having the coil fitted last year, my minge leaks and squidges. I used to always go commando, but that's impossible now, I get sticky thighs.
I squidge whether I'm bald, trimmed or got a full on bush. It's so bad, I have to sleep with a towel in between my legs at night.
Had so many examinations by various nurses at my GPs and the GUM clinic got fed up of seeing me.
- Venus
*squelches off to the bathroom*
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I bet men love you,you make them look good in bed.
The vagina is self-cleaning and self-lubricating. It either thinks it's going to get sex or it's trying to get rid of a foreign body inside it. Are you sure you're not incontinent |
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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago
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The problem with the leaking and the blub-blubbing and the feeling that we smell awful is... it leads to us showering too frequently. (Avert your eyes, men!) Which leads us to a ph imbalance and BV... etc etc etc
Unless, of course, the blub-blubbing is from air entering the vagina during the contortions we have to get into, to trim our undercarriages neatly |
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"I've been shaved for over 28 years and nearing my 60th I've never smelt fowl down there ..... "
I wasn't going to comment on this thread....until I saw the above.
Not even a waterfowl?
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"I've been shaved for over 28 years and nearing my 60th I've never smelt fowl down there .....
I wasn't going to comment on this thread....until I saw the above.
Not even a waterfowl?
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I was tempted to Quack ... ducks  |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol
I dread to think the riots we would cause if I came for a visit.
Not at all!! We'd just turn the music up so we couldn't hear you squishing and popping through the bar!!! pmsl xx
Bring snorkels...
and air freshener! lol xx"
Strangely turned on myself. Lol |
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LOVE this thread. As someone with a neo vagina I've kinda felt...weird about some of the things that go on down there as it's all relatively new and I have been too embarrassed to ask gal pals. This thread has massively helped! Thank you all |
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"I've had lots of hair and no hair,on and off for the past 8 years. When I was married I never shaved. I don't notice any difference in wetness. I only got the blub blub when my strep b was high. I've never noticed a difference in smell apart from when I had bouts of BV. My pubic hair was never wet and I bathed as much and wash after doing a wee. I don't want urine stagnating on my hair or skin.
He he! I love that we know what that blub blub feel is like.
It's the blub blub sound that can be embarrassing,especially on a bus
How loud is your pussy?
Have you never felt it creep up between the folds of your labia and then heard a little popping sound?
PMSL!!!!! Some guys must be totally grossed out by this thread! I can almost here the cringing!! The trials and tribulations of a woman with a squishy fandango!! lol "
Is that not a forward firing fart that you hear popping |
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"LOVE this thread. As someone with a neo vagina I've kinda felt...weird about some of the things that go on down there as it's all relatively new and I have been too embarrassed to ask gal pals. This thread has massively helped! Thank you all "
This is one reason, and a bloody important one, that talking about such basic functions in such a lighthearted way, is nothing but positive.
I'm very happy you've found this helpful.
Long may you leak! |
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"LOVE this thread. As someone with a neo vagina I've kinda felt...weird about some of the things that go on down there as it's all relatively new and I have been too embarrassed to ask gal pals. This thread has massively helped! Thank you all
This is one reason, and a bloody important one, that talking about such basic functions in such a lighthearted way, is nothing but positive.
I'm very happy you've found this helpful.
Long may you leak!"
Haha! Thanks and you! |
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"LOVE this thread. As someone with a neo vagina I've kinda felt...weird about some of the things that go on down there as it's all relatively new and I have been too embarrassed to ask gal pals. This thread has massively helped! Thank you all
This is one reason, and a bloody important one, that talking about such basic functions in such a lighthearted way, is nothing but positive.
I'm very happy you've found this helpful.
Long may you leak!"
Amen to that Topsy. |
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I am so glad, I have found this thread! I now feel normal Mrs Pk here btw!
I am shaved and wouldn't go back to hairy again!
But now I know why sometimes I smell myself more than others lol. And of course it can get squidgy too lol.
I feel normal I feel normal at last !! |
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By *itzWoman
over a year ago
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"Since having the coil fitted last year, my minge leaks and squidges. I used to always go commando, but that's impossible now, I get sticky thighs.
I squidge whether I'm bald, trimmed or got a full on bush. It's so bad, I have to sleep with a towel in between my legs at night.
Had so many examinations by various nurses at my GPs and the GUM clinic got fed up of seeing me.
- Venus
*squelches off to the bathroom*
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I had a copper coil for a while and this used to happen to me and was one of the reasons i had it removed. The copper coil works by creating an environment (a coppery one) which kills the sperm and by doing so it seemed to create a lot of fluid, with me anyway. It would come out without warning, loads of it, and i would be soaked. |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me."
If u cld smell urself then u probably hve an infection Hun. Depending on the smell cld be thrush or bacterial vaginosis x |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
If u cld smell urself then u probably hve an infection Hun. Depending on the smell cld be thrush or bacterial vaginosis x"
You didn't read the thread, did you |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
If u cld smell urself then u probably hve an infection Hun. Depending on the smell cld be thrush or bacterial vaginosis x
You didn't read the thread, did you "
Tbh I Cldnt figure out if it's a serious one or a light hearted convo so went with serious lol  x |
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"I don't know how to put it this in a polite way, but as it because you don't have the normal fluff there to "collect" your natural fluids?
That's exactly what I thought. I ended my gym session today because I could smell me.
And this is exactly why we prefer shaved pussy .
If the hair absorbs the fluids and smells then going down there must be grim .
Sabrina is clean shaven at all times and there is no smell , no leaking fluids ......
Did you read my OP? I'm wet and smelly BECAUSE I'm almost bald. I'm not like that at all with natural growth.
Yes of course I read your op ...
The lack of undercarriage hair means you have nothing to absorb it , as I said in my post .
So , am I wrong ?
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Not as far as I can tell... |
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Haha part of life of being a woman. Some women are naturally wet enough to blub blub and some aren't. Neither is wrong or right, it's just how they are. Won't life and sex be boring if we were all the same? Being on the blubbing side of the divide I sure am glad I gave up on shaving the lot off, too many wet panties and feeling icky. Nothing worse than cold wet pants clinging to your minge when you pull them back up after a visit. |
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Well done you wont shave it off again I suspect.
