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What's the best chat up Line
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got a dog  "
The worst thing was they only wanted me if I brought the dog..... Then asked if the dog was friendly... Not if your going to stick your cock in his ass he ain't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sadly 'Are you interested in a night of little conversation and awkward silences, followed by un stimulating sexual disappointment' isnt as popular as you would think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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chat up lines are for when actual people meet in real situations ie the pub or a club etc, not for a swingers site where its a given that the majority of people on here are looking for sex  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"chat up lines are for when actual people meet in real situations ie the pub or a club etc, not for a swingers site where its a given that the majority of people on here are looking for sex "
so just tell them what am looking for then z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"chat up lines are for when actual people meet in real situations ie the pub or a club etc, not for a swingers site where its a given that the majority of people on here are looking for sex "
...do you cum here often then  |
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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago
Wherever the party is! |
"What's been the best chat up lines you's have chatted up buy  "
A fb asked me about three years ago "Have you been on any adventures lately?"
I last heard from her about five minutes ago...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a really frustrating meet. If I come round can you sort me out?
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Genuinely had this...it worked!
(But it was from someone I knew....as a friend) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I lost my number.. Can I have yours?"
" I lost my teddy can I sleep with you? "
"Sorry love but that dress doesn't suit you tonight in this light. How ever it go great with the new carpet in my room" x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only one that ever nearly worked for me was "if I wake up next to you in the morning, I'll wonder why I ever went to sleep". Cat"
I sent this as a message to a friend the other day, spooky that it's being said here now.
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"Just had a good one the other day...
You remind me of my little toe, you're small and cute and eventually I'll bang you on a table xx
Brilliant "
"Just had a good one the other day...
You remind me of my little toe, you're small and cute and eventually I'll bang you on a table xx
Brilliant "
We did laugh  unfortunately he was not for us but definitely the best first message so far on here |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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Standing at a bar, a guy grabbed an ice cube, dropped it and stood on it. Hadn't a clue what was happening until he said "now we've broken the ice, will we take it to the next level?" |
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Well...
This was not intended to be a chat-up line...
We were in a restaurant in Norwich and the waitress was attentive, really attractive, petite, young, dark-haired and had a lovely smile. (All Mrs FFs boxes ticked there then)!
When she served our coffees at the end of the meal I simply said...
"We hope someone tells you this every day.. You are lovely and you have made our visit here today very special".
It was a genuine comment.
The next morning she got out of our bed and made us tea and toast!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No word of a lie I've had this one....
Just wondered if you fancied chatting to a tall dark not too hard on the eye highly educated well travelled successful guy .....
if so, I will try and find one for you but in the meantime do you fancy chatting to me
pmsl xxxx
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"No word of a lie I've had this one....
Just wondered if you fancied chatting to a tall dark not too hard on the eye highly educated well travelled successful guy .....
if so, I will try and find one for you but in the meantime do you fancy chatting to me
pmsl xxxx
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I think that would work x
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