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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeerrrrrmmmmmmm ?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach simultaneously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach simultaneously?"
does that work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach simultaneously?"
maybe get hetty the hoover out ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toys, butt plugs, vibrators or if they fail a cock up the arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You would probably be best getting a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toys, butt plugs, vibrators or if they fail a cock up the arse "
the man can suck himself off theres nit much more he can do if you ask me but im no expert at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You would probably be best getting a woman

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yes i think your right i cant pleasure myself anymore so come on whos as good as me at sucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach simultaneously? does that work

If your easily amused, then yes, it does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

Have you tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach simultaneously? does that work

If your easily amused, then yes, it does."
dont want to be amused want to be turmed on

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

Try a fucking machine..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes carve out an Aubergine for variety, good and cheap wank toy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toys, butt plugs, vibrators or if they fail a cock up the arse "

Could try pegging?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I sometimes carve out an Aubergine for variety, good and cheap wank toy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sometimes carve out an Aubergine for variety, good and cheap wank toy

An aubergine? Maybe cheap, but that's upmarket for many!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sometimes carve out an Aubergine for variety, good and cheap wank toy

An aubergine? Maybe cheap, but that's upmarket for many!"

well there will soon be a lot of pumpkins avavailable at cheap prices. ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toys, butt plugs, vibrators or if they fail a cock up the arse "

This is how it starts. Next you're wearing a dress and calling yourself Shirley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Butternut squash

A tin of Vaseline

A pack of condoms

A good night by any measure

Just expect some odd looks at the checkout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pumpkins are in season. Do you won't get funny looks at the till.

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By *i1971Man over a year ago

Cornwall

"so come on whos as good as me at sucking

Have you tried a Dyson or Henry Hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"so come on whos as good as me at sucking

Have you tried a Dyson or Henry Hoover

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lol no chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

try some prostate toys and try and come just off prostate massage alone.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Have you tried seeing if you can bend the other way and self fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

try another human - theyre fkn useful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sometimes carve out an Aubergine for variety, good and cheap wank toy

An aubergine? Maybe cheap, but that's upmarket for many!

well there will soon be a lot of pumpkins avavailable at cheap prices. ....

"
lol and that is right. I might try a pumpkin as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"try another human - theyre fkn useful"

ignore me - you said self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In days of old

When Knights were bold

And women weren't invented

They drilled holes in trees

To meet their needs

And keep themselves contented

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In days of old

When Knights were bold

And women weren't invented

They drilled holes in trees

To meet their needs

And keep themselves contented

i knew not to believe the bible - drills invented before woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you tried seeing if you can bend the other way and self fuck?"
no thats a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"try some prostate toys and try and come just off prostate massage alone."
is that possible

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I once got an enormous feeling of satisfaction when I finished the crossword.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once got an enormous feeling of satisfaction when I finished the crossword. "

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Im just wondering whats the most possible you could pleasure yourself? I mean i wank and odd time finger my ass at the same time now ive realised i can self suck but what next im stuck

It's taken you 31 years to realise that?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"try some prostate toys and try and come just off prostate massage alone. is that possible"

Yes it is possible and a great feeling especially when my willy is caged

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