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Hi there
Our parents (babysitting our kids) are getting suspicious about our late night club visits as we're in our 40s! Any clever/easy/plausible excuses people in a similar position use to explain staggering back in at 3.30 in the morning?
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"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.
Cat X 
That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!"
Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?'  |
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over a year ago
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"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.
Cat X
That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!
Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?' "
I'm laughing out loud  |
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"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.
Cat X
That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!
Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?' "
Lol, actually Xtasia, but that would be a worry. Not sure who'd be more scandalised. |
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"Our daughter stays over at either grandparents houses, they never come to babysit here. Could that work instead, the kids going there? "
It would be a long drive. But yes, we're planning on this little ruse in October. |
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We don't need sitters but have nosy parents and oldest who want to know what we've been up to.
Cal plays in a band and they know we like to watch live music so we go and watch quite a lot of bands ... Sometime quite a distance away |
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Me hubby have just started going to clubs.having weekends away etc.we don't have any kids at home but running out of ideas why we carnt babysit grandkids considering we never went out before we say going out for charity nite having date nite birthday partys etc etc .going out with work mates . |
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"Hi there
Our parents (babysitting our kids) are getting suspicious about our late night club visits as we're in our 40s! Any clever/easy/plausible excuses people in a similar position use to explain staggering back in at 3.30 in the morning?
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Our daughter used to ask suspicious questions .
Why not just say you've decided to start enjoying a few good nights out and leave it there. |
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Kev and I go "dancing" and sometimes we meet other people who go "dancing" and we go back to theirs for a coffee and a chat about our mutual live of "dancing"
Which is going to work until the first family wedding when someone says "you two are always out dancing, show us your moves!" |
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"Kev and I go "dancing" and sometimes we meet other people who go "dancing" and we go back to theirs for a coffee and a chat about our mutual live of "dancing"
Which is going to work until the first family wedding when someone says "you two are always out dancing, show us your moves!""
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"Kev and I go "dancing" and sometimes we meet other people who go "dancing" and we go back to theirs for a coffee and a chat about our mutual live of "dancing"
Which is going to work until the first family wedding when someone says "you two are always out dancing, show us your moves!""
Loltastic. |
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"Just tell them you're going clubbing. That's what we tell our kids. They think we're cool "
We said this. Our kids are surprised and are not quite sure what to make of it. Our fellow 40-something peers think it a bit odd (maybe once, but three weekends in a row?) and our parents were a little shocked and, I think, suspicious about their responsible, professional offspring going clubbing... |
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"Tell them you go to a swingers club - they'll never believe you. And if they do they'll may never mention it ever again.
Cat X
That is almost genius. Reverse psychology - love it!
Unless they reply 'how is Chams these days?' "
Or yes we enjoyed clubs before your mum was pregnant with you |
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We say we're out visiting friends, or visiting a club and having a late night out (hence the dressing up more spiffingly than we might otherwise!)
A recent meet told us they use a wonderful ruse, which is that they go out to a quiz night, and they're on a quiz team with friends. That means sometimes they have to travel away, might be very late back, and if it's a really long distance one where they might enjoy a drink, will stay away for the night. Of course, quiz nights sometimes have fancy dress up themes, and mean turning out smart, after all, it's part of the occasion isn't it!
Absolute genius!
Looking forward to this weekend's quiz night :D |
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We say we're out visiting friends, or visiting a club and having a late night out (hence the dressing up more spiffingly than we might otherwise!)
A recent meet told us they use a wonderful ruse, which is that they go out to a quiz night, and they're on a quiz team with friends. That means sometimes they have to travel away, might be very late back, and if it's a really long distance one where they might enjoy a drink, will stay away for the night. Of course, quiz nights sometimes have fancy dress up themes, and mean turning out smart, after all, it's part of the occasion isn't it!
Absolute genius!
Looking forward to this weekend's quiz night :D"
Lol
We both love quizzes. It has the advantage of being a regular thing but what if one of our parent's decide they want to tag along  |
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We both love quizzes. It has the advantage of being a regular thing but what if one of our parent's decide they want to tag along "
Great! This week's specialist topics are Eastern European agricultural machinery 1920-1926, and USA chart music 2012-2015. Oh, if you help out with Quantum Chromodynamics and a bit of Cellular Epigenetics that would be really useful. The entry is £29 per person and the prize for the winning team is a bottle of Blue Nun and a box of Milk Tray. Shall I put you both down? Which topic would you each prefer? |
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We both love quizzes. It has the advantage of being a regular thing but what if one of our parent's decide they want to tag along
Great! This week's specialist topics are Eastern European agricultural machinery 1920-1926, and USA chart music 2012-2015. Oh, if you help out with Quantum Chromodynamics and a bit of Cellular Epigenetics that would be really useful. The entry is £29 per person and the prize for the winning team is a bottle of Blue Nun and a box of Milk Tray. Shall I put you both down? Which topic would you each prefer?"
Damn, if it'd been Eastern European agricultural machinery post-war, I'd have been your man, and N is shit hot on Italian chart music over that period but know nothing about the US scene.
Pity, a quarter share of a bottle of Blue Nun would have been just the ticket...  |
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