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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I seduce my neighbour she's 43 "?"
If she goes out with kids young enough to be her kid
I reckon if she saw you playing in garden as a kid she would feel a bit like a pedophile
I reckon you stand no chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No we in a block of flats she moved in a few weeks ago there's a lit of tension between us "
She's prob wishing you kept the noise down hence the tension.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No we in a block of flats she moved in a few weeks ago there's a lit of tension between us "
She is probably being polite that your creeping her out i know I feel like that when I get chatted up by people my kids age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not all of us older ladies were teenage mums...
Idk, just tell her course she looks hot when she asks you. Flirt with her coz it sounds like she's doing it to you. She might just be a big flirt though, i know some women like that and they've no intention of fucking the people they flirt with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No like she always touching my arm an complimenting me and asking if she looks hot you have the wrong end of the stick"
Prick tease comes to mind some women do flirt or get of on teasing
Best bet is just be friendly have a flirt
Things are going to end badly they usually do when u fuck neighbours relatives friends and work mates
But your still young and yet to learn that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She recently split with husband always dresses sexy and knocks on my door asking how she looks "
I would keep well away from her then
The bit that worries me is you have to ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??"
It's a swingers site not relationship guidance. Flop the wang out, if she bites you're in, if not you have your answer. |
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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago
ashford |
Thanks for ur help didn't realise my profile said that. Lol cheap skate made ne laugh. She always has sexy glasses on and outs them down on her nose and reveals her suspenders "accidentally" next time she comes i will try probably will be soon for a lift to the shop ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??"
I am going to be harsh here please take it as advice from one guy to another
You are a idiot fucking your neighbour or entertaining her in any way or form it's going to cause shit loads of hassle
You have no idea of her background or the background of her ex
never shit when you eat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for ur help not sure what do with this lady ??
I am going to be harsh here please take it as advice from one guy to another
You are a idiot fucking your neighbour or entertaining her in any way or form it's going to cause shit loads of hassle
You have no idea of her background or the background of her ex
never shit when you eat "
Is that quite right, never shit WHEN you eat? Can't imagine doing that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What more are you waiting for exactly ?? Next time she knocks on your door asking if she looks nice tell her you see how beautiful she is everyday.. Now you want see what she taste like.. Then make your move stud muffin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What more are you waiting for exactly ?? Next time she knocks on your door asking if she looks nice tell her you see how beautiful she is everyday.. Now you want see what she taste like.. Then make your move stud muffin "
This, naked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What more are you waiting for exactly ?? Next time she knocks on your door asking if she looks nice tell her you see how beautiful she is everyday.. Now you want see what she taste like.. Then make your move stud muffin
This, naked!"
of course everything is better naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"?? what to do ???"
Try figure out if she's winding you up or not first.
Next time she flirts with you tell her you wanna fuck her. But don't be shy about it, be confident then she knows you really mean it.
If she was winding you up she'll stop flirting with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always been a fantasy so fuck it I'm goin up their with a bottle of wine !! "
Yes, you go get her. Take two though just to be sure, also, tie a now around it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will do going up now be back to tell u how went on !  I reckon it will be fuck off
Bang on my door at this time of night and I would say the same "
Ahh but he has wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you take pictures
Haha coming from the ones that said stay away! Love it...
Deffo get piccys !!"
He has to be winding us up you can't get to 23 and not know the outcome of this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only if she says its ok !!
Thought you'd gone?!
Have a wank before you go
Good call, wash your hands afterwards.
and your cock"
That's what curtains are for |
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By *yung1 OP Man
over a year ago
ashford |
Well went up their told her and she started kissing me and told me go wait in my bed that was a couple minutes ago she said she's going to out on her secretary attire as she seen that I like it !!!! Can't wait she said give me ten !! |
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Just had phone call from my friend, she says her young neighbour called around late last night with 3 bottles of wine, box of choc, and hard on.
She sent him off to wait for her.
she says she enjoyed the wine thanks, but fell asleep before she could get her secretary gear on and go to his flat.
She just invited me round to share the chocs tonight.
Hope you like my fantasy.... i think its better than yours
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I seduce my neighbour she's 43 "?"
Chat to her, compliment her, tell her you think she's attractive and if she seems receptive ask her if she'd like a drink with you at some point. Not rocket science. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've said it before, it's the school holidays so these stories will be more common. Just been on another forum (cars) and there are numerous silly threads popping up, all sound as far fetched as this one. |
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"Never been with a older women looking for advice that's all "
She's a person, just like the rest of us.
Just treat her as such and with respect, and you may find that things develop.
But, playing with a neighbour has its risks - it's not something I'd do lightly, if at all. |
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