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Wedding night fear,and regret
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are consequences to buying a big ten inch, tear inducing, prolapse causing dildo...it's being threatened for use on my sweet, and firm arse
Kneel, Neil. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are consequences to buying a big ten inch, tear inducing, prolapse causing dildo...it's being threatened for use on my sweet, and firm arse
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You'll have to make sure that you're well lubed up and plugged throughout the day then...
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Don't forget - the 'in sickness and in health' part of the vows includes injuries caused on the wedding night! 
Add a few vats of lube to the gift list.
And a rubber ring to sit on the morning after!
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