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New cock sizing standards.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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many moons ago i got a fax, yes a fax its that long ago, lol.
On this was a proposed new tax based on length and girth.
*12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --£500.00
10-8 inches --Pole Tax --£300.00
8-6 inches --Privilege Tax --£150.00
6-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --£50.00
4-2 inches - Hamster Tax -- £10.00
Please Note:
- Anyone under 2 inches is eligible for a full refund.
-*Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.
Please do not request an extension |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an idea.
Why not have a strip of some material, with marks on it at equal distances of a pre-determined size and, ooh I dunno, let's call them Inches maybe.
Maybe we could call it a ruler or a tape measure
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've already boxes this one off on another thread. 
Please refer to my EU approved cock scale of bigness chart. Internationally research and verified by PhD's
 =is it in yet?
 = it's ok but nowt to shout about
= pretty good
 = ooooo that hits the spot
 = you're not putting that thing in me
 = get that rancid cheesy thing away from me NOW! (Credit to Obi-fox for this one)
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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago
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We will use lady inches, much more satisfying to all than the old imperial ones We need to decide where the measurement needs to be made? should it include internal body muscle length, so we all have a chance of a big six |
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"many moons ago i got a fax, yes a fax its that long ago, lol.
On this was a proposed new tax based on length and girth.
*12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --£500.00
10-8 inches --Pole Tax --£300.00
8-6 inches --Privilege Tax --£150.00
6-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --£50.00
4-2 inches - Hamster Tax -- £10.00
Please Note:
- Anyone under 2 inches is eligible for a full refund.
-*Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.
Please do not request an extension "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here is how men see their cocks
average 5-8 inches
large 7-wow!
small 3-6 inches but put averager as too embarrassed
pathetic 0-2 inches (many enjoy humiliation)
As for me 4.5 hard  , what makes it worse it it is less than 3 soft.
On the other hand when hard it looks bigger which is why I shave it. Never had a complaint though. 
PS also like other small cocks and tits.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"many moons ago i got a fax, yes a fax its that long ago, lol.
On this was a proposed new tax based on length and girth.
*12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --£500.00
10-8 inches --Pole Tax --£300.00
8-6 inches --Privilege Tax --£150.00
6-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --£50.00
4-2 inches - Hamster Tax -- £10.00
Please Note:
- Anyone under 2 inches is eligible for a full refund.
-*Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.
Please do not request an extension "
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"I've already boxes this one off on another thread.
Please refer to my EU approved cock scale of bigness chart. Internationally research and verified by PhD's
=is it in yet?
= it's ok but nowt to shout about
= pretty good
= ooooo that hits the spot
= you're not putting that thing in me
= get that rancid cheesy thing away from me NOW! (Credit to Obi-fox for this one)
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Dissapointing..... Once again others quantities are the subject of amusement.
If one was to read such thread of " not so blessed" qnty who,s plucking up the courage to explore fullfill his sexuality surely will not enbolden him.
Makes me wonder what happens with those blessed guys who come across equal cock size....??
Do try to find other shortcomings on another individual to degrade.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol "
Didn't south park do an episode on this subject? |
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"think cock sizes depends on where they measure it from, bottom of shaft to tip or arsehole to tip! lol
Lol cock measuring is done from the top so looking down,so the edge that lays on your stomach...To all the men who measure from the balls up,are usually between 2/3 inches smaller then what they think they are "
Precisely! |
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"Here is how men see their cocks
average 5-8 inches
large 7-wow!
small 3-6 inches but put averager as too embarrassed
pathetic 0-2 inches (many enjoy humiliation)
As for me 4.5 hard , what makes it worse it it is less than 3 soft.
On the other hand when hard it looks bigger which is why I shave it. Never had a complaint though.
PS also like other small cocks and tits.."
Try being 6 when hard and under 2 when soft
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Makes me wonder what happens with those blessed guys who come across equal cock size....?"
I heard that due to ancient laws of swinging if 2 we guys come across each other they have to fight to the death using only their cocks
The winner gains an extra inch with each victory until he goes from we to vwe to holy mother of all that is holy you are NOT putting that think insider me
There can be only one. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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Makes me wonder what happens with those blessed guys who come across equal cock size....?
I heard that due to ancient laws of swinging if 2 we guys come across each other they have to fight to the death using only their cocks
The winner gains an extra inch with each victory until he goes from we to vwe to holy mother of all that is holy you are NOT putting that think insider me
There can be only one. "
made me chuckle...hehe
hows about 'try it, before you complain about it'
i feel that goes for almost anything..but then i'm partial to a bit of tantric sex and that doesnt really involve cock size at all, it only involves the size of ego attached to it...the bigger the ego, the less likely they are to be able to do it
so those with 'size' of either quality..enjoy what you got and play to your strengths..everyone a winner... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe we should just ask about who has the Busiest "
I might have a chance at this?
Mine was 9" but friction and wear and tear has taken that down to a tad over 6" now lol! |
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