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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?"
Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums. 
Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?
Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.
Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer."
Thanks had the feeling you's where playing me. I don't know what's wrong with hi how are you care to chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?
Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.
Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer.
Thanks had the feeling you's where playing me. I don't know what's wrong with hi how are you care to chat"
Some of us bond using comedy. Plus i don't wanna chat. Have fun. |
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I think something personal which shows you have read the profile and then, on perusal of your profile I can see some connection. Ie something that is not random. But dont go too far the other way and send a ridiculous amount of detail because that means you are fixed in what you want and not going with the flow. that is my perspective, anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously those type of msges are incredibly common though doesn't it get boring?
Aw, we are messing with you, our way of welcoming you to the forums.
Idk, depends on the person at the time on what message they'll like, but being made to feel like a service is a no-no for most of us. If you want a serious answer.
Thanks had the feeling you's where playing me. I don't know what's wrong with hi how are you care to chat"
Lack of punctuation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth? "
Got a what, what to your penis?
Guys, are you for real? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why use a pickup line
Why not send a genuine message include something about the persons profile what caught your eye so they can tell you actually took time to read it....
Have a bit of respect. Yes its FAB yes we are here for pretty much one thing.... doesn't mean it cannnot be done nicely.
Would you walk up to a lady in the street and simply ask her to suck you off?? If no then why send an opening message to that effect |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?
Got a what, what to your penis?
Guys, are you for real?"
Real the op is clearly joking we are all haveing a laugh. |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?
Got a what, what to your penis?
Guys, are you for real?"
You don't think that the op would be stupid enough to use a chat up line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have got a dicthinary tatooted to my penis maybe i could go around yours and pop a few words in your mouth?
Got a what, what to your penis?
Guys, are you for real?
You don't think that the op would be stupid enough to use a chat up line."
Anything is possible this is FAB after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?
You make all the effort, how enticing am i?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?
You make all the effort, how enticing am i?
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Oooohhhhh thats got me the right horn...
Ill use that from the comfort of my hotel room.....
Ladies.... xx |
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I love some of the old chat up lines like
How do you like your eggs in the morning.....fertilised
Please turn around for me ... Nope there not there (lady saying) what's not there. (Man replies) your wings so you must be a fallen angel and when are you going to lead me astray.
Do you like one or two lump of sugars in the morning after a night of passion
They do get worse LOL but love them  |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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We used to do a charity man o' man competition at my col before the new principal banned it for not being appropriate.
But one of the chat up lines one of the boys taking art used during the chat up line round was.
"Pft... yeah i am black." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why use a pickup line
Why not send a genuine message include something about the persons profile what caught your eye so they can tell you actually took time to read it....
Have a bit of respect. Yes its FAB yes we are here for pretty much one thing.... doesn't mean it cannnot be done nicely.
Would you walk up to a lady in the street and simply ask her to suck you off?? If no then why send an opening message to that effect "
One of my mates did that once to a lady in the street when we were teenagers and all out on the town. He had to run like hell to avoid being caught by her Sargeant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?
You make all the effort, how enticing am i?
Oooohhhhh thats got me the right horn...
Ill use that from the comfort of my hotel room.....
Ladies.... xx"
Please don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I figured you're a service i can book and am in your area at the *whatever* hotel. Come round and fuck me so i don't have to make any effort whatsoever, how you like that, babe?
You make all the effort, how enticing am i?
Oooohhhhh thats got me the right horn...
Ill use that from the comfort of my hotel room.....
Ladies.... xx
Please don't. "
Oh you were joking..... So those 946 copy and paste messages I've just sent were probably in vein.????
Oh when will I ever get some FAB fun lol x |
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