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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
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We can't understand why you don't have a queue of women outside your door, beating it down trying to meet you.
Your profile is crafted to perfection as is your thread title.
I wonder why more single men don’t follow your example.
Then again perhaps they don’t really want to meet
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"Not much luck on here.. any tips"
Yeah....when you say " I crave to take control"....apply that to your profile with particular referene to punctuation and spelling. It can make a difference to some people, so why put up barriers?
You've been here 3 weeks, shagtonight has done research and the average length of time a single guy with less than 1 paragraph of profile has to wait for a fuck is 3 years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow!
We'd block you straight off the bat. You seem like the type of bloke to write, fancy a shag? and expect everyone to come running.
Such a turn off.
(her)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think someone said before you sound like an emo, change your profile - give some explanation as to why ladies should choose you over the hundreds of guys you have to challenge to get a meet, some cheeky pics, and get to the socials that are local to you, failing that try a club and be chatty! |
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The only profile I've ever read that uses as its text a message sent to a girl
However she had a lucky escape judging by the sound of the rest of your dreary profile which makes Leonard Cohen sound like Ace Ventura by comparison... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not much luck on here.. any tips"
I honestly thought it read "and my head is full of donuts". You might want to correct that!
And yeah, I'd block you too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey op, you might want to browse around and look at some of the successful guys profiles.......their is nothing about yours that's attractive, very boring. I get the feeling you thought that by just joining this site you would get a cue of women wanting sex. Heck even the guys with 6packs and monster cocks have to work hard.
Good luck bud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try this out on your profile and you'll be beating women off with a stick.
I'm not really sure about the kind of person I'd like to meet as I don't really have a type. In saying that, having a pussy is a must.
I guess like most men I'm just looking for that woman who'll suck me off in my car whilst I'm drinking Fanta and eating Red Hot Monster Munch.
Get in touch bitches! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try this out on your profile and you'll be beating women off with a stick.
I'm not really sure about the kind of person I'd like to meet as I don't really have a type. In saying that, having a pussy is a must.
I guess like most men I'm just looking for that woman who'll suck me off in my car whilst I'm drinking Fanta and eating Red Hot Monster Munch.
Get in touch bitches! "
Can I lick the Red Hot Monster Munch crumbs from your fingers? That does it for me. |
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