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Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!
Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.
So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?
Obviously i won't bother with face pics,or any text in my profile as that is just a waste of our time.we all know why we here,I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort.i hear some of you say that's lazy.well I have a new word for you..efficiency!  |
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"Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!  "
I was thinking of holding a can in one hand,a fag in the other,and my flaccid penis out over the elastic of my tracksuit bottoms..that's sexy as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg yes at least 20 cock pics, no other parts of body!! Sky remote, deodorant and toilet shots! Oh and if you're married and pretending to be single, don't forget to leave wedding ring on and have wife's toiletries etc in the photo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh you need loads more cock pics from every angle possible!
I was thinking of holding a can in one hand,a fag in the other,and my flaccid penis out over the elastic of my tracksuit bottoms..that's sexy as fuck"
oooh...I'm moist at the thought...and so is Janey...  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Or why not try the fake bi fem account??? that will work, arrange to meet bi fem curious of couple and I'm guessing she will be so turned on by the deceit? "
I've often wondered if a single guy masquerading as a fake bi fem ever arranges to meet a bi fem couples to be met by another single guy whose missus is suddenly unavailable...
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"You need the collapsed wardrobe drawers in the background with the Hoover in the corner of the bedroom"
Which never gets used because of all the laundry on the floor.
And don't forget to drape your tidy whities over the radiator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need the collapsed wardrobe drawers in the background with the Hoover in the corner of the bedroom
Which never gets used because of all the laundry on the floor.
And don't forget to drape your tidy whities over the radiator."
Skid marks on the outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I think it is a bit off a piss take ..because most people on here only wana no the people they already no ... if that makes sense haha "
"Wanna KNOW the people." 
Sorry. It did not make sense and you did ask. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think this is just pure nonsense....this will never get you any pussy...
You need to turn it up a few notches...
Forget pics of tv remotes and your cock you need to make it look even bigger still
Shave your cock completely clean take a pic then use a graphics manipulation programme such as painshop pro to stretch the image of your cock. Make it 10 times larger and paste it back into the original image. Don't worry if the ratio is all wrong chicks dig a blurry misshapen cock pic
Next get some pics of porn actors off the net and paste your face on top of theirs, this will make those ladies wet in anticipation when they see your 6pack and rippling muscles
Finally make a couple of fake female profiles and write yourself some veris saying how great you are and how big your cock is. This will of course make the chicks wanna meet you, don't forget in the veris to talk about not using protection and leaving a few nice sticky loads deep inside random strangers
Good luck mate. 
PS just one last thought the next time you get gonorrhea take a few pics of your poorly manhood...the girls love those pics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would do all of these tips but I have no need to..... I just tell everyone on my profile that I am vw endowed and its 12" and hope when I get there they dont notice its only 6" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would do all of these tips but I have no need to..... I just tell everyone on my profile that I am vw endowed and its 12" and hope when I get there they dont notice its only 6" "
Haha. Someone once did that with me. Sold it as 11" it was definitely more like 7. Which made it all the more fun when I saw him in a club last week.  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Yeah I think it is a bit off a piss take ..because most people on here only wana no the people they already no ... if that makes sense haha "
Don't be silly. When people are new on here they will only know a few, if any, people.
They may not want to know you but that doesn't mean they don't want to get to know anyone new. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant believe no-one has mentioned socks. It is essential that the penis shot taken from above when standing is done whilst you are still wearing your socks. (cock sock shot) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remotes are out now, the new measuring device is a keyboard!?!? Lol
Seen a couple of new profiles recently that have this
Do enjoy spotting the new trends lol "
Qwerty cock?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For us it's the mysterious thought out messages that work the least ,Just wish more guys would just ask ..how you's doin? Or even a fancy a shag ?ehh yeah I totally do .. Easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!
Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.
So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?
Obviously i won't bother with face pics,or any text in my profile as that is just a waste of our time.we all know why we here,I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort.i hear some of you say that's lazy.well I have a new word for you..efficiency! "
Is it any wonder you don't get flooded with offers with an attitude like that???  |
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"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!
Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.
So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?
Obviously i won't bother with face pics,or any text in my profile as that is just a waste of our time.we all know why we here,I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort.i hear some of you say that's lazy.well I have a new word for you..efficiency! "
. I am glad that you have your key performance measure clearly defined .  |
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"For us it's the mysterious thought out messages that work the least ,Just wish more guys would just ask ..how you's doin? Or even a fancy a shag ?ehh yeah I totally do .. Easy "
Oh I love them too and how are you finding this site... Sigh just turns me on when accompanied by lots of the above cock pics |
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"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!
Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.
So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?
Obviously i won't bother with face pics,or any text in my profile as that is just a waste of our time.we all know why we here,I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort.i hear some of you say that's lazy.well I have a new word for you..efficiency! "
Awesome |
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"Well I have a penis, and women don't flood my inbox with offers of pussy!
Are you all frigid..i am a sexual master after all.
So the simple question is this...how many more cock pics do I need up to get me laid?
Obviously i won't bother with face pics,or any text in my profile as that is just a waste of our time.we all know why we here,I want to bang as many women as possible with the least amount of effort.i hear some of you say that's lazy.well I have a new word for you..efficiency!
Is it any wonder you don't get flooded with offers with an attitude like that??? "
Thanks for the sympathy brother..stuck up bitches on here,we all know they need the D,and I got the D for em.once I get a couple of veris there will be a stampede at my door.i can then plow my way through south wales |
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"For us it's the mysterious thought out messages that work the least ,Just wish more guys would just ask ..how you's doin? Or even a fancy a shag ?ehh yeah I totally do .. Easy
Oh I love them too and how are you finding this site... Sigh just turns me on when accompanied by lots of the above cock pics "
This is the classy approach I've been using.cock pics,original as fuck opening material..this place must be full of lesbians',men pretending to be girls,and cock pic collectors! |
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Most, if not all, women on fan do not now know the difference between a sky remote and a cock. Pop to local butchers and request he chops your cock off. Superglue the remote on and take 20 or so pics and you'll get laid. Fact.
Or get on Jeremy Kyle as all women lust after celebrities, as you see in the forums. Better still, eat pies non-stop for a channel 5 World's Heaviest Man show. Post you can't travel or accom, as there's not an inch of space in your home. Get a crane to haul you to theirs or a dogging spot and the line of women will astound.
If still not satisfied enough, cut sky remote off and peg yourself with it on cam. |
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