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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what women want is not the same for them all. Realise that and you have won the first battle but not sadly, the war."
There are frequent posts that begin, "Do women like ..." They always make me want to post the obvious retort that some do, some don't. Women, I believe, are human and have individual preferences. There may even be one or two who like having their bottom smacked with a wet fish. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"The best message u can send to get a lady's attention ?? Help ??"
"Single designer shoe shop owner seeks worthy recipient of a lifetimes complimentary Jimmy Choo's!" 
*you can always substitute 'shoe' for handbag and 'Jimmy Choo's' for Radley/Prada/Gucci
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By *lyboy36 OP Man
over a year ago
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"The best message u can send to get a lady's attention ?? Help ??
"Single designer shoe shop owner seeks worthy recipient of a lifetimes complimentary Jimmy Choo's!"
*you can always substitute 'shoe' for handbag and 'Jimmy Choo's' for Radley/Prada/Gucci
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I'm starting to get it !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi. Love your pics. Fancy a fuck?
Works every time for me.  well I seem to get blocked every time I send that !!! "
You need to upgrade to platinum membership. It shows up as silver on your profile so it doesn't scare others.
You then get the convert block to meet button.
Try not to tell too any others about this |
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Dear beautiful lady,
I have recently read your profile and find you to be enchanting. Your beauty/sexiness/slutty ways have bewitched me. Your breasts/bottom/flange is/are beyond compare.
As for myself, I am a gentleman unlike no other you have met (even though you have 250 verifications). I am manly, virile, can grow a full beard in 24 hours, have the thighs of a rugby player, the shoulders of a weightlifter, the face of a underwear catalogue model and a penis of varying size. Seriously it's like an accordian, apart from the terrible music.
I would be honoured to wine and dine you, then take you back to my tasteful yet sumptuous bachelor apartment ( for I am a bachelor, no secret ladies hidden in my life).
Alternatively I would also be honoured to hook up in the woods for a quickie over the bonnet of my Aston Martin. The choice is yours pretty lady.
Sincerely,
Accordian Bob.
Feel free to use that, you'll be knee deep in flange by the weekend. No need to thank me. |
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How about something like...
Hi honest and trustworthy colleague,
My name is xxxxx and I am the son of General Mahadbood Magngawalla, third in line to the throne of the Grand Republic of Mehootwowan.
Since the overthrow of my father some many moons back....
....oh I can't be arsed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, I forgot to add you have to change your name to Accordion Bob, otherwise it just makes no sense and you will get blocked."
maybe also avoid using the word 'flange'? (even though it's one of my own personal favourites...) |
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"How about something like...
Hi honest and trustworthy colleague,
My name is xxxxx and I am the son of General Mahadbood Magngawalla, third in line to the throne of the Grand Republic of Mehootwowan.
Since the overthrow of my father some many moons back....
....oh I can't be arsed.
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No go on, I think you're on to something here! |
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"Sorry, I forgot to add you have to change your name to Accordion Bob, otherwise it just makes no sense and you will get blocked.
maybe also avoid using the word 'flange'? (even though it's one of my own personal favourites...)"
No the use of flange is non negotiable, he won't have the guaranteed success my message promises otherwise. |
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"Sorry, I forgot to add you have to change your name to Accordion Bob, otherwise it just makes no sense and you will get blocked.
maybe also avoid using the word 'flange'? (even though it's one of my own personal favourites...)
No the use of flange is non negotiable, he won't have the guaranteed success my message promises otherwise."
is it like those things on facebook where you have to send it to ten people with the word "flange" included of have bad luck for ever?  |
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"Sorry, I forgot to add you have to change your name to Accordion Bob, otherwise it just makes no sense and you will get blocked.
maybe also avoid using the word 'flange'? (even though it's one of my own personal favourites...)
No the use of flange is non negotiable, he won't have the guaranteed success my message promises otherwise.
is it like those things on facebook where you have to send it to ten people with the word "flange" included of have bad luck for ever? "
Well let's just say that so far he hasn't sent any flange messages and look at the state of his luck! |
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By *lyboy36 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear beautiful lady,
I have recently read your profile and find you to be enchanting. Your beauty/sexiness/slutty ways have bewitched me. Your breasts/bottom/flange is/are beyond compare.
As for myself, I am a gentleman unlike no other you have met (even though you have 250 verifications). I am manly, virile, can grow a full beard in 24 hours, have the thighs of a rugby player, the shoulders of a weightlifter, the face of a underwear catalogue model and a penis of varying size. Seriously it's like an accordian, apart from the terrible music.
I would be honoured to wine and dine you, then take you back to my tasteful yet sumptuous bachelor apartment ( for I am a bachelor, no secret ladies hidden in my life).
Alternatively I would also be honoured to hook up in the woods for a quickie over the bonnet of my Aston Martin. The choice is yours pretty lady.
Sincerely,
Accordian Bob.
Feel free to use that, you'll be knee deep in flange by the weekend. No need to thank me."
I didn't realise it was going to be as easy as this !!! Thanks hun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....I forgot to add you have to change your name to Accordion Bob, otherwise it just makes no sense and you will get blocked."
Didn't want to quote all of your spectacular example message, but that is brilliant. Gave me a proper giggle.
"How about something like...
Hi honest and trustworthy colleague,
My name is xxxxx and I am the son of General Mahadbood Magngawalla, third in line to the throne of the Grand Republic of Mehootwowan.
Since the overthrow of my father some many moons back....
....oh I can't be arsed.
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pmsl, love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, I forgot to add you have to change your name to Accordion Bob, otherwise it just makes no sense and you will get blocked.
maybe also avoid using the word 'flange'? (even though it's one of my own personal favourites...)
No the use of flange is non negotiable, he won't have the guaranteed success my message promises otherwise.
is it like those things on facebook where you have to send it to ten people with the word "flange" included of have bad luck for ever?
Well let's just say that so far he hasn't sent any flange messages and look at the state of his luck!"
Scientifically proven then - QED! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi. Love your pics. Fancy a fuck?
Works every time for me. well I seem to get blocked every time I send that !!!
You need to upgrade to platinum membership. It shows up as silver on your profile so it doesn't scare others.
You then get the convert block to meet button.
Try not to tell too any others about this "
Don't tell him about super platinum membership tho! Once word gets out about that they will all want one |
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