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Coincidentally I had my first experience with one today. Very nice it was too. Nice hot shower so squeaky clean and loadsa lube. Oh and start small. Only nevative was as has been mentioned I did have a moment when I thought I'd sucked it right inside lol. That's one walk of shame I don't want to take! |
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"Coincidentally I had my first experience with one today. Very nice it was too. Nice hot shower so squeaky clean and loadsa lube. Oh and start small. Only nevative was as has been mentioned I did have a moment when I thought I'd sucked it right inside lol. That's one walk of shame I don't want to take!"
Theres a ricky gervais skit about that, he just says something like when the guy went to the doctors, he denied everything and said he fell on it. Its probably just alot easier to say," i know what i was doing, you know what i was doing, take it out, and i wont do it again" |
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"Coincidentally I had my first experience with one today. Very nice it was too. Nice hot shower so squeaky clean and loadsa lube. Oh and start small. Only nevative was as has been mentioned I did have a moment when I thought I'd sucked it right inside lol. That's one walk of shame I don't want to take!
Theres a ricky gervais skit about that, he just says something like when the guy went to the doctors, he denied everything and said he fell on it. Its probably just alot easier to say," i know what i was doing, you know what i was doing, take it out, and i wont do it again""
And the medic would say " I know what you were doing, you know what you were doing and we both know you'll do it again"!  |
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Like the guy with the bottle of ketchup up his ass. The Dr says I can see how you can be naked and slip and fall onto a bottle of ketchup. I just don't see why you'd keep a condom on the bottle... |
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