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Best/worst attempts to get around profile requirements
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having been here a little while now I am used to those who don't read the profile, or are just horny or simply desperate.
However, I have just had one guy try to suggest that my definition of local isn't as wide as his, when I live in Shrewsbury and he lives in Bristol.
what is the best/worst play on words you have had from someone trying to get in your underwear despite not meeting your criteria?
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
Dorset |
Because we use filters to stop single males contacting us, we had one guy create a female profile and tell us he did so he could message us, he said he would delete it immediately to stop single males from pestering him ... but we could contact him now we knew his male user name ... jog on !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we have had loads that message without fully reading, we have had a few in the past that change their straight female to bi fem then try and tell us she is fully bi??
plenty of full swap only couples that then claim that they only wanted girl-girl after we point out how we play?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not into bi/curious guys and last week I got a message from a bi curious guy I politely told I wasn't interested due to not meeting guY's and his reply was "but I'm more straight than I am bi"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We get lots of black or asian guys contact us despite us saying white guys only. Most either apologise or just ignore us once we point that out. One went mental ripping our profile to shreds and calling me racist etc. But the funniest was one guy who tried to tell me he wasnt black it was just a dark picture  even his username had black in it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine used to say very attracted to really tall men. After the what seemed like the 100th we are all the same size laying down message,I removed the profile preference for my sanity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've had many a couple bend their 'slim and athletic only' rules in messages to try and get us to meet so they get to play with Mrs N,
Usually met with a volley of abuse when I point out this fact to them. Oh and the fact that we all play or no-one does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really don't understand the mentality of those that try to circumvent profile requirements and filters.
I mean, lets just say, for arguments sake, someone doing so manages to convince someone into meeting. Surely it's at this point that they would be found out to be not what they said they were.
It's like someone who lies about the size of their cock. Don't they realise that if they get a meet based on tge claims they have made then it's likely ti go south when they fail to measure up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst is 'i know i'm outside of your'... well they should know i'm not interested in them, they probably think i'm a time waster for not replying as well.
Wish i had a funny one though. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
When I was meeting, my profile was clear I only wanted to meet local people to Aberdeenshire for the ease of repeat play...the number of people (males and couples) who said they wouldn't mind travelling to meet me was unbelievable, and mad promises of being available for repeat meets by travelling still - sometimes over 1,000 mile round trips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best is the ones who claim their previous profiles were hacked.. With a lot of veris on..
Then come on again, same pix, without the long veri list...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just changed the age thing down to 34 years old, amount of men older than 44 messaging me is doing my head in.
lol one guy asked me if i can handle the older man, he is 4 years younger than me hehe... so there's my funny one. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"
yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you
"age is just a number"
yes, and your number is too high |
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"Having been here a little while now I am used to those who don't read the profile, or are just horny or simply desperate.
However, I have just had one guy try to suggest that my definition of local isn't as wide as his, when I live in Shrewsbury and he lives in Bristol.
what is the best/worst play on words you have had from someone trying to get in your underwear despite not meeting your criteria?
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I tell them that in the next life I'm coming back as a bi female - and can I start our friendship now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't meet bi/curious guys and just had a guy message when I pointed out about it saying he's bi on his profile he said "I'm not am just being discreet need to pretend I'm someone else" |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
So far it would have to be..
Our profile politely but clearly says no bi guys.
Message from a guy whose profile says bi so I politely say thanks but no thanks and explain why. He then replys saying he only puts it so he doesn't get turned down straight away. I still say no thanks,he changes his profile to straight and asks how he can prove it!
Though we have had some quite nasty abusive ones when we point out our preferences too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"
yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you
"age is just a number"
yes, and your number is too high"
I had a date with a guy from a fishy dating site. He claimed to be 5' 10 when he showed up he was around 5' 2. I walked away.
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
""height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"
yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you
"age is just a number"
yes, and your number is too high
I had a date with a guy from a fishy dating site. He claimed to be 5' 10 when he showed up he was around 5' 2. I walked away.
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Good for you  You are not obliged to put up with lies; nobody is
Short guys have no idea how ridiculous I feel around them
With my higest heels, I am 6'2" and I simply tower over them. Their general response is, "I like tall women"; but I don't like short men and they are the ones writing to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""height doesn't matter when we are both in bed"
yes, it does matter when you are 5'7" and I am 5'10". And in any case, I don't arrive on a floating bed and neither do you
"age is just a number"
yes, and your number is too high
I had a date with a guy from a fishy dating site. He claimed to be 5' 10 when he showed up he was around 5' 2. I walked away.
Good for you You are not obliged to put up with lies; nobody is
Short guys have no idea how ridiculous I feel around them
With my higest heels, I am 6'2" and I simply tower over them. Their general response is, "I like tall women"; but I don't like short men and they are the ones writing to me!"
the way I saw it if he had lied about his height (which was something he'd get caught out on as soon as we met) what else would he lie about?
I'm only 5' 7 but still seem to attract men that are way shorter than me, with the exception of my long term fwb who is 7' 2 lol |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
When I questioned a guys ability to accommodate, he told me that yes, of course he could accommodate, as he could easily throw a duvet and a couple of pillows into the back of his transit van! Classy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf "
That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...
Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf
That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...
Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies..."
Nah life's too short to be doing people's legs on here.
If they were demonstrating genuine stalker type behaviour or abusive then yes we would report but not worth getting upset over the little things. |
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"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf
That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...
Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies..."
this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf
That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...
Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues
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I was more referring to someone trying to circumnavigate filters and blocks.
Once my stalker started stealing washing from my line, I know how much of an issue it is.
So if I was blocked by someone, but tried to get round it by a third party, that's ok? Or repeated looking with a status of "xyz get in touch?"
I don't see it as cute. Stalker tendencies, rather than outright stalking. I would not belittle the issue. |
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"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf
That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...
Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues
I was more referring to someone trying to circumnavigate filters and blocks.
Once my stalker started stealing washing from my line, I know how much of an issue it is.
So if I was blocked by someone, but tried to get round it by a third party, that's ok? Or repeated looking with a status of "xyz get in touch?"
I don't see it as cute. Stalker tendencies, rather than outright stalking. I would not belittle the issue."
stalker tendencies could constitute most things on this site. Yes you are belittling it, amateur dramatics are not needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get a lot of guys saying that they can get a tan.....
or they can paint thereselves with shoe polish
or I can wear a blindfold "
Or they have read my profile and they meet my requirements as they are over 30. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had someone get a friend to message us as they couldn't due to the age range. It was hardly sinister and it worked for them as we started messaging.
Other than have seen someone view us multiple multiple times with our user name as their status and saying get in touch.
Was quite a good effort tbf
That only works if you like the profile of the guy trying to message you...
Any other time, I'm sure a block and report would follow for stalker like tendencies... this kind of attitude pisses me off. Is there a limit to how many times someone can view a profile? If we put public pictures out there we expect to be looked at, if someone doesn't like it they can block the individual. But reporting someone for stalking tendencies for looking at a profile? Really. Statements like that seriously belittle serious stalker issues
I was more referring to someone trying to circumnavigate filters and blocks.
Once my stalker started stealing washing from my line, I know how much of an issue it is.
So if I was blocked by someone, but tried to get round it by a third party, that's ok? Or repeated looking with a status of "xyz get in touch?"
I don't see it as cute. Stalker tendencies, rather than outright stalking. I would not belittle the issue.stalker tendencies could constitute most things on this site. Yes you are belittling it, amateur dramatics are not needed"
You appear to have misread my comment.
If someone goes via a third party to get round a filter, is that ok?
If someone puts on their status will you message me miss xyz is that ok?
No issue with people looking at profiles, as I said it was with someone trying to bypass and get round filters and blocks.
Unless of course that is ok. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a message for a group of bbc's that do gangbangs..... We like your profile etc etc so wrote back to like a profile helps to actually read it first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a message for a group of bbc's that do gangbangs..... We like your profile etc etc so wrote back to like a profile helps to actually read it first "
I get messages like this from single white men who "like my profile and pics". |
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I simply can't get on with men who identify themselves as sub and I say that in my profile yet over and over again I get messages with 'mistress' in there somewhere.
The ones who say they don't really smoke when it clearly states on their profile they do and the short/fat ones. Stop chancing your arm. |
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