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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great  much love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Disregard the other replies mate, they are trolling your thread, apart from person Who said say Its run Its course, do that, pointless if Its not enjoyable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great much love"
So if you are that tense, and dislike het body that much, how do you think she feels around you? |
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"Disregard the other replies mate, they are trolling your thread, apart from person Who said say Its run Its course, do that, pointless if Its not enjoyable"
I don't think the light hearted replies are trolling. When anyone posts, there's almost invariably a mix of sensible and useful answers, silly answers, a very few personalised nasty ones but on the whole, a good healthy mix. The Mach 3 one made me laugh - why? Because I could imagine lots of things one could write on the note 
The Mach 3 poster, the OP and others know that that comment was in jest, not a troll. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:
How do I clean my teeth?
Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.
My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im on here to make friends aswell but this is nice but i dunno im letting her stay with me because she has no where to go atm she works mostly everyday but i just cant trow her out and the hairy bum is a very big turn off lol i get more blokes messaging me i might turn gay because i just get the nut jobs pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great much love"
Could the fact that she's always stressy and never smiles be down to you and how you are?
Doesn't it take two to have great sex, so maybe you're 50% to blame there.
And the hair thing, maybe she isn't interested in making the most of herself because you don't make her feel like she wants to.
So in summary, maybe it's not her at all..,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:
How do I clean my teeth?
Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.
My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?"
I agree! Love your profile, can you really do all those things? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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so you not only seeing her shes staying with you ? why to the first as she obviously doesnt do it for you - and why then take her in - or did it happen the other way around ? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Im on here to make friends aswell but this is nice but i dunno im letting her stay with me because she has no where to go atm she works mostly everyday but i just cant trow her out and the hairy bum is a very big turn off lol i get more blokes messaging me i might turn gay because i just get the nut jobs pmsl"
You don't have to have sex with someone staying with you. Simplify your life.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:
How do I clean my teeth?
Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.
My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?"
I'm sure I have seen all of those threads already.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's not weird - it sounds like normal living to me. I commend you for being concerned that she has no where else to go if you throw her out, but if it's not working (and, probably on both sides!), then sit her down, talk to her and work out a solution.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It won't be long til we see posts along the lines of:
How do I clean my teeth?
Not sure if my pants are on the right way round.
My house is on fire. Should I stay on Fab posting or maybe call 999?"
People wear, pants? FFS I thought this was meant to be a swinging site! OP there is either a hold she has over you that you have not declared or you need to grow a pair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disregard the other replies mate, they are trolling your thread, apart from person Who said say Its run Its course, do that, pointless if Its not enjoyable"
Don't appreciate being called a troll  |
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"I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great much love"
If you can afford it pay for her to go on a spa break or a pampering session at a beauty salon, it may help to de-stress her and if she has her bum waxed while there then you can tell her how much better it looks and it turns you on more she may keep it that way?
If you really don't want to be with here anymore, just be honest and tell her its not working for you anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in "
Funniest reply so far...purely for referencing two of my favourite things....Flash Gordon & Brian Blessed 
OP just sit down and talk to the girl, my guess is she us as unhappy as you. Us girls can pick up if you guys don't want to be with us or find us unattractive. My guess is she is putting up with it as she has no where else to go. Be a good friend and talk it out, come up with a no sex based living arrangement. You'll both be happier. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"When you go to rim her, with your face covered in all that hair, pretend you are Brian Blessed by shouting 'GORDONS ALIVE' just as the tongue goes in
hahahahaahaahahaha "
Post of the day so far! 
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So in 6 days you've managed to ditch the mother and acquire a homeless weirdo with a hairy arse.
If I were you I'd stay as far away from all members of the opposite sex as possible in future (this method is working well for me so far, I've managed to avoid any mutters for nearly 3 years! ) |
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"I dont wanna sound rude or out but this girl iv been seeing is weird shes allways stressy never smiles and the sex is awful i wanna get out but dont wanna hurt her and also shes hairy shes git a hairy bum cheekys i hate hairy things like that any suggestions would be great much love"
Get a brain and man up and sort it yourself |
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"So in 6 days you've managed to ditch the mother and acquire a homeless weirdo with a hairy arse.
If I were you I'd stay as far away from all members of the opposite sex as possible in future (this method is working well for me so far, I've managed to avoid any mutters for nearly 3 years! ) "
lol |
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