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is my profile shit

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes sorry. Typical male profile, short and no context. Other than your 10" you don't say what you have different to offer than the 1000s of other single guys. You have two meets though so don't know why you started this thread.

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By *issy louWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

You did ask but yes, your profile is shit, sorry

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls "
I have seen worse.

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

Pictures are ok, but the profile is crap, no punctuation makes it difficult to read and it gives absolutely no information about you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls I have seen worse.

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thank u

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In answer to your question. It's not great..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks for the feedback i have taken note an done a revamp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a nutshell yes,wot you offering typical blokes profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In a nutshell yes,wot you offering typical blokes profile

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awe sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I must just be a typical bloke lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you need to ask then you shouldn't be on here, its not rocket science, use your common sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

paragraphs, grammar and spelling needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"if you need to ask then you shouldn't be on here, its not rocket science, use your common sense"
was only askin for advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"paragraphs, grammar and spelling needed"
i got a d in english sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the pics. Nice not to see a screen of cocks

Profile text needs some work. C- xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"paragraphs, grammar and spelling neededi got a d in english sorry"

then use a spell checker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And smile :D. In your photos. Makes a difference.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Well at least you're trying to act on the valuable advice that is being given.

So many guys asking for help on here either just ignore it, leaving their profiles completely the same, or give some pathetic reason why they can't take up the suggestions and advice.

It can take a while to hone your profile, so keep working on it.

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By *issy louWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"paragraphs, grammar and spelling neededi got a d in english sorry"

Getting a D in English is no excuse...use a spell checker. ..and even 5 year olds can spell the word 'and' correctly! Take your time and make it better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh sorry for say an instead of and

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By *issy louWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Oh sorry for say an instead of and "

Thats what I mean. ...take your time creating a well thought out and well worded profile - whats the rush? It will pay off in the end if people can actually understand what you are saying and enjoy reading about you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh sorry for say an instead of and "

get rid of the text speak and no need to be arsey when you asked for advice and people are giving you it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh sorry for say an instead of and

get rid of the text speak and no need to be arsey when you asked for advice and people are giving you it!"
i not been arsey with anyone and i have said thanks for the advice you seem to have a negative thing to say about everything i say on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh sorry for say an instead of and

get rid of the text speak and no need to be arsey when you asked for advice and people are giving you it!i not been arsey with anyone and i have said thanks for the advice you seem to have a negative thing to say about everything i say on here "

Yes coz I'm pointing out your negatives on your profile ffs

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls "

I have seen far worse but it's not great. It's not a profile that would stand out for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls

I have seen far worse but it's not great. It's not a profile that would stand out for me.

And he's changed it based on the advice in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh sorry for say an instead of and

Yes coz I'm pointing out your negatives on your profile ffs

i can feel the sexual tension between you 2. Just meet up and fuck lol

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple over a year ago

Brighton

It's not the worst on here, but it's shit, yes. Unreadable due to lack of any clue as to how to write.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's confusing because of its layout. The text is pretty generic and uninspiring. And for the love of all things...............smile in the photos.

You could have the greatest, all singing, all dancing and jazz hands profile ever. Yet in your photos, you look so miserable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls "
yes it is , spelling awful and pictures are not good. You look miserable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tip: never a good idea for single guys asking how their profile is lol

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By *4nc3rCouple over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Why do men always take their face pic either dead on straight of from below their jaw line and without smiling... It's just very unflattering :-/

For me, punctuation and sentence structure are important because I believe it shows more effort in the writing, so in my opinion yes, sorry but it's pretty poor.

Use your words and paragraphs to spread the information out into an easier-to-read format so that people can easily see the information they are interested in.

And new photos! Using lighting and angles to your advantage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should count yourself lucky lots of guys on here don't get meets so just think yourself lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck x"
I would as I am into granny sex lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck xI would as I am into granny sex lol

Poor 99 year olds get a raw deal on these forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck xI would as I am into granny sex lol

Poor 99 year olds get a raw deal on these forums

"
Yes they would, unless they like a 6pack like van damme

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Redone again lol any better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No cock pics on public show only body an face tried to add a lil bit of humour well i think its humour wld like some feedback pls yes it is , spelling awful and pictures are not good. You look miserable. "
i put a smile up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Majority of profiles on here are pretty generic , guys,fems cpls unless you are into the fetish scene and offering something different

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By *astersfuckpigCouple over a year ago

Eastbourne

Change your sex too female..

Take off all your pics and get a image of jabba the hut from google..

Finally change your text too "I wont a slagg"

Inbox full by tea time

But really if online is not your thing try the clubs and meeting people for real..Better to be good in real life then online anyway..

And many can not walk the walk in person..

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By *astersfuckpigCouple over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Majority of profiles on here are pretty generic , guys,fems cpls unless you are into the fetish scene and offering something different "

That's us just normal generic swingers..lol..If we were this place would be a hell of a lot more fun

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

Paragraph's would be nice,, so how much to tarmac our drive ?..connie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Paragraph's would be nice,, so how much to tarmac our drive ?..connie xx"
depends how big it is an how many lads it will take lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck x"
no lol an age changed great feedback thanks everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's your paragraph plan boy !!!

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Where's your paragraph plan boy !!!

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yep shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol on my profile. I added I am a fit Swedish guy with a 6pack like van damme.

to funnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont like the fact the two meets have hidden their profiles...but then, thats their profiles I suppose.If I was a fem/cpl..it'd play on my mind.

Profile is decent enough...but a bit flat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck xI would as I am into granny sex lol

Poor 99 year olds get a raw deal on these forums

Especially married 99yr old men with single profiles who cannot acc. FFS Any idea how difficult it is getting a bit of skirt into a high security old age home?

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By *igcockforfun2013Man over a year ago

Yea mines the same, i add and change it but still get views but no msgs.

Ive changed it and the msgs have stopped completely stopped

now i think it sounds desperate!

Any ideas what i can do???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is mine too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines OK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not the best profile on here, but I've seen worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha "

Fortunately that profile is buoyed by your fantastic water aids!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

Fortunately that profile is buoyed by your fantastic water aids!"

Haha yeah thought if I show a bit of tit with any luck no one notices a crap profile ha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha "

its a bit cocky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

its a bit cocky

What do you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

its a bit cocky

Sigh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

its a bit cocky

What do you mean "

I "think" it is because you mentioned cock twice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

its a bit cocky

What do you mean

I "think" it is because you mentioned cock twice!"

Ohh aha thought you meant it it like I seem big headed. Oops today was a blonde day for me ha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

its a bit cocky

What do you mean

I "think" it is because you mentioned cock twice!

Ohh aha thought you meant it it like I seem big headed. Oops today was a blonde day for me ha x "

lolol...made me big headed staring at yer big tits hehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This profile isn't that bad. Mine on the other hand is actually embarrassingly bad ha

its a bit cocky

What do you mean

I "think" it is because you mentioned cock twice!

Ohh aha thought you meant it it like I seem big headed. Oops today was a blonde day for me ha x

lolol...made me big headed staring at yer big tits hehe xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not the worst iv seen

Face/ body pic

My only change would be

Would you really meet a 99 yr old??

Lol

Good luck xI would as I am into granny sex lol

"
whatever floats yer boat young man lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

@marcopolo

I think your profile lacks va-va-voom...

There's nothing that stands out, so in the sitting room of fab, it's the magnolia wall paint, not the picture on it. You want people to admire the picture, not your wall paint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to sell yourself on your profile ! Make it easy reading, maybe humorous! It needs to stand out in the crowd !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well the postee shouldn't be so hard on himself about his profile.

Cant be as shite as mine ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's still poor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago