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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

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By *isbestCouple over a year ago

leicester

The bigger lips give you more to chew on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No i dnt mean size

I meant looking at

Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc

Mine are smooth and big.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine aren't public. Didn't think people liked seeing public pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't know a fashion show was held...long as it does the job well that's all that matters.

Her

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"No i dnt mean size

I meant looking at

Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc

Mine are smooth and big."

That's very nice for you but there is usually much more to a person than their genitals. I think you are being rude and unkind about something that people have no control over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If having the perfect looking genitals was conducive to meeting most of us would be sitting at home every night twiddling our thumbs!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine aren't public. Didn't think people liked seeing public pussy "
yup pussy pics and cock picks in the same basket....not attractive but hey its not what they look like, feel and taste ! Tight but not 2 tight and dont like to big atall . Total turn off 4 me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No i dnt mean size

I meant looking at

Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc

Mine are smooth and big."

Delightful. Showing you in a fabulous light here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Wow, well done. You must be proud.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yet again women hating on women

What is it with this place?

There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

It's not meant to look pretty but I'll admit there have been Some that immediately turn me off. It's just a natural response when ya see something unattractive to your eye. The same for cock pics!! Some are attractive, some not. It's all in what ya like, what ya want....

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it. "

Yes indeed this, porn and other derogatory comments. It's a dangerous game to start comparing oneself favourably with others on here.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it.

Yes indeed this, porn and other derogatory comments. It's a dangerous game to start comparing oneself favourably with others on here."

Exactly, I mean, I know I'm perfect but I just don't shout about it

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

True but being derogatory about something just because it isn't to your taste isn't necessary is it.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"And things like this explain why people feel so aware of the way their genitals look that they have very painful and unnecessary surgery to 'correct' it.

Yes indeed this, porn and other derogatory comments. It's a dangerous game to start comparing oneself favourably with others on here.

Exactly, I mean, I know I'm perfect but I just don't shout about it

Just whisper very quietly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why in heavens would a woman post a thread advising people her lady bits were neat and tidy and then casting aspersions on others who might not have have neat and tidy looking bits ... I mean come on ...its not like anyone has a choice in the matter? there are all sorts of variations none of which are not normal , and who decided only the nice neat fannys were asthetically pleasing? Might I suggest educating oneself before making women paranoid that their bits are somehow inferior to yours .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This stuff is classic, ya couldn't make it up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks

"
mines wrapped in an Asda bag, a little hole in it, give it an airing.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why in heavens would a woman post a thread advising people her lady bits were neat and tidy and then casting aspersions on others who might not have have neat and tidy looking bits ... I mean come on ...its not like anyone has a choice in the matter? there are all sorts of variations none of which are not normal , and who decided only the nice neat fannys were asthetically pleasing? Might I suggest educating oneself before making women paranoid that their bits are somehow inferior to yours ."

Women do it to make themselves feel better.....sad really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

Apparently it hurts when you laugh and Pepsi comes out of your nose. Thanks for letting me find that out, appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 cant fight

1 can fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes me wonder which animal,vegetable or mineral mine would be likened to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I totally agree with you Not nice .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I let the ladies into a secret?

Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'.

Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs.

Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

We ARE all different (thank god) - not all of us are so judgemental and accept that everyone is different and that's what preferences are for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world.

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

Hmm bit rude saying about peoples pussy. They are all different yes but for all you know people might think your pussy is hideous but would they make a thread about it probably not unless they think like yourself. (shallow)

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Glad someone

Knows what im getting at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lucky that I can really suck a cock. They don't give a fuck about a flappy fanny once my mouth is around their cock

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple over a year ago

City

I love the look of my pussy!!!! Your commenting on how others women's pussys look why don't u show us a picture and let us critique yours.... See how you feel when we call yours wrinkley ??????

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By *lackCherryCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world."

Regardless of your motive behind the post the comments made were unkind and pretty bitchy about something people largely have no control over.

When people don't know you they can only go on the things you choose to post and content of your posts if they come across as poor in thought and content then you need to adjust the way you post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad someone

Knows what im getting at"

If you use the reply quote button then people will know who you're responding too

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"I'm lucky that I can really suck a cock. They don't give a fuck about a flappy fanny once my mouth is around their cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks a constructive reply at last

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By *ark NoirMan over a year ago

London

Wowee whoppee pants! Congratulations OP on having a fine pussy and putting other women down, do you want a badge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was asking a question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wowee whoppee pants! Congratulations OP on having a fine pussy and putting other women down, do you want a badge?

Yeah but how do you know its finer just because she said so?

Could look like a red sock hanging between her legs for all we know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posts like this make me laugh!

A pussy a pussy.. I bet most men wouldn't look at a woman with her legs spread wide open at a meet and decide her pussy looks too wrinkly to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No i dnt mean size

I meant looking at

Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc

Mine are smooth and big.

That's very nice for you but there is usually much more to a person than their genitals. I think you are being rude and unkind about something that people have no control over."

What they said

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I was asking a question"

Indeed you were but you were also using derogatory terms to describe other women's genitals. Your question is being answered but probably not in the way you wanted it to be, that happens when people disagree with what you say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posts like this make me laugh!

A pussy a pussy.. I bet most men wouldn't look at a woman with her legs spread wide open at a meet and decide her pussy looks too wrinkly to fuck

My point exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im seeing a lot of ladies missing what i was trying to get at. I didnt intend to upset. Was just asking a question. But its interesting how the spitfulness is arising

To many women im a room What they say a Catfight!!!

This is lighthearted banter so lets leave like that. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im seeing a lot of ladies missing what i was trying to get at. I didnt intend to upset. Was just asking a question. But its interesting how the spitfulness is arising

To many women im a room What they say a Catfight!!!

This is lighthearted banter so lets leave like that. Xxx"

Ok. Have another go at explaining what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could you please tell me where the lighthearted banter is in the first post as I can't see it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry to say that your OP didn't exactly come across as banter. Far from it in fact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's lots of things I find a real turn off but I'd wouldn't want to put it out there,no one is perfect.

We are all different, said it before and I'll say it again. And again and again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah a big badge

Shame some people to serious, i like a laugh.

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"Im seeing a lot of ladies missing what i was trying to get at. I didnt intend to upset. Was just asking a question. But its interesting how the spitfulness is arising

To many women im a room What they say a Catfight!!!

This is lighthearted banter so lets leave like that. Xxx"

there was no lightheartedNess in that at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah a big badge

Shame some people to serious, i like a laugh.

You hide it well with posts like your original.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world."

Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world.

Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world"

No harm in trying tho

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world.

Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world"

Would be very very sore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah a big badge

Shame some people to serious, i like a laugh.

Wasn't very funny. When your perfect~ try again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world.

Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world"

apparently having a neat and tidy foof proves youve only fucked a few times ...didnt you know?

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

hey

more to grab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

^^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low

Oh !! But she started it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world."

REALLY?!?!?!?!?!

And you're not trying to be unkind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bigger lips give you more to chew on

Yes do it for me too better then a slit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to take the flack, like the rest of us, if something bad is posted.

Anything shallow, will set people off.

Her

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low

Just speaking in general terms though saying theres more off putting things, i havent made reference or aimed it at anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to take the flack, like the rest of us, if something bad is posted.

Anything shallow, will set people off.

Her"

So to sum up; the op came across as; I think my pussy is more attractive than other women's. Not gone well this, gas it?

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By *ust MonicaWoman over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Yet again women hating on women

What is it with this place?

There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol. Phone is wind obsessed! I meant has it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to take the flack, like the rest of us, if something bad is posted.

Anything shallow, will set people off.

Her

So to sum up; the op came across as; I think my pussy is more attractive than other women's. Not gone well this, gas it?

"
yes she has, and no it hasn't, anything like that I don't like.

Her

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low

Oh !! But she started it

Really?

Did that argument work when you were six? Because it doesn't work now.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

Apparently it hurts when you laugh and Pepsi comes out of your nose. Thanks for letting me find that out, appreciate it.

You're very welcome

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

I think her masters collar is to tight and stopped the compassion side of the brain working.

But to say this on a site with more women was silly as we who think our pussy is not perfect (which they all are) would rip a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

hey

more to grab

A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

hey

more to grab

A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird "
did he get put off?

I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

hey

more to grab

A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird did he get put off?

I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out

No,he was enjoying squeezing. His mouth was busy downstairs at the time

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Why start a thread criticising women's genitals? And then boast about your own? Attention-seeking AND misogynistic....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

hey

more to grab

A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird did he get put off?

I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out

No,he was enjoying squeezing. His mouth was busy downstairs at the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit sad when women start slagging off other ladies bit. Smacks of bigging yourself up by putting others down. Not a very nice quality to have but hey if it makes you feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheeky cow

At the end is a day it's a little bit of skin ffs And I quite like men with bigger forsaken a so it's basically the same for some woman and there are no normal pussys actually most are different

Some people !!

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

hey

more to grab

A man grabbed my stomach once and squeezed. It was weird did he get put off?

I use to hate it but realised they can't get my cookie without playing around with the jar so pushed the weirdness out

No,he was enjoying squeezing. His mouth was busy downstairs at the time

I think its the way females think.

But we are all beautiful. Fat, skinny, flappy parts, tall, short etc. We're all perfect in our own way

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

I cannot stand pussy's.were there are long inner lips hanging out,I like them when you cannot see the inner lips,so much nicer when you pull them apart for a good licking they look so much nicer,not like a cockerel comb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cannot stand pussy's.were there are long inner lips hanging out,I like them when you cannot see the inner lips,so much nicer when you pull them apart for a good licking they look so much nicer,not like a cockerel comb.

Well timed insensitive input

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

Well timed insensitive input

clearly didn't read all the comments above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only when you're perfect yourself can you comment or criticise how someone else looks. I've yet to come across or yet to meet anyone who's perfect.

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

I think everyone was avoiding stooping this low

Oh !! But she started it

Really?

Did that argument work when you were six? Because it doesn't work now.

Oh pardon me for forgetting to hold up the 'sarcasm' card and adding a 'lol' at the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Not half as off putting as huge fat bellies flowing everywhere

I have a big belly. my pussy is not over fucked so think it's ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world."

So saying that 'some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears. Lips all flowing everywhere' and that they're 'like that through fucking half of the world' is you trying not to be unkind?

Really?

So do you really think your comments are complimentary?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you have been so derogatory about facial features? Hair colour. Body shape?

I'd like to think I would be judged as a whole rather than what my foof looks like.

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

Aw that a shame; I hoped it was a yess yess!

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By *itten-xxxWoman over a year ago

North West

"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

Hi Noo Noo mines a flower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

My fb calls it a haahoo

why I have no clue lol

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By *not69Man over a year ago

Lancashire

OK I admit, if a pussy is virtually turned inside out I find it a bit off putting but the size and shape of the lips doesn't put me off. Everyone is different and I love to explore them with fingers and tongue whatever the shape or size. The person attached to it is far more important than a pussys looks

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

My fb calls it a haahoo

why I have no clue lol "

Loving that one!!! ...at least it's lightened this thread hehe

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By *ottie91jay89Couple over a year ago

Camborne

"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

My fb calls it a haahoo

why I have no clue lol "

mine is a mooey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines called my ass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines Mrs Cauliflower lol. No mines foo foo and I love her.

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By *ark NoirMan over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol at 'foof' ...mines a Noo Noo hehehe

My fb calls it a haahoo

why I have no clue lol

mine is a mooey

Hey I was brought up using mooey!!....although mine is spelt mooie! Lol

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By *ark NoirMan over a year ago

London

"Wowee whoppee pants! Congratulations OP on having a fine pussy and putting other women down, do you want a badge?

Yeah but how do you know its finer just because she said so?

Could look like a red sock hanging between her legs for all we know

LOOOOOOL!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines also a noo noo

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

So if a woman takes her knicks off and she has particularly long labia would you refuse to carry on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how I feel bit it is normally my cunt!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually it's other things that turn me right off. An ugly personality is top of the list

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By *itten-xxxWoman over a year ago

North West

Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles "

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My pussy died over a year ago now.

My cunt (or quim depending on audience and mood) is alive, well and giving me pleasure whatever it looks like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually it's other things that turn me right off. An ugly personality is top of the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed

does it taste ok though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm once again those who are less than perfect feel the need to critique others to boost their own egos

Oh and mines is a Minnie or a fluffy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pussy died over a year ago now.

My cunt (or quim depending on audience and mood) is alive, well and giving me pleasure whatever it looks like.

Liking quim too!!

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

love cauliflower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a wet pussy?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

love cauliflower

And cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Song has taken pics of my pussy and he loves them. I look at them and think "Well, that's definitely not going on Fab!"

Dance x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

May i ask if you haven't seen a ladies bits before and you look down and think ugh gross would you stop the play?

Just a thought as when we ask for face pics from guys/couples we get face pics and sometimes willy pics.We have NEVER had a pic of a women's bits sent when asking for a face pic...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we all are different

we all have different body shapes and its natrual

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By *orks funMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"No i dnt mean size

I meant looking at

Some are splayed out, and all crumbled up .wrinkly etc

Mine are smooth and big."

im suprised yours arent stuck up your own arse along with your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I let the ladies into a secret?

Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'.

Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs.

Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!!

Bang to rights there, As a Certified Bloke i can honestly say that when it gets to a point where i am in physical contact with a Ladies body the last thing i am thinking about is inspecting it and making comparisons,

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks

Makes a lovely scarf in winter.just throw mine over my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed

PMSL

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed

PMSL

I actually did Chelle...got a bit paranoid about my noo noo hehhe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs frox,s pussy is all neat and tucked away however I do like a pussy that you can see is packed into knickers so it bulges and then when you put your hand down there you have to slide between the satin to find the sweet spot

, also like to have a wet pussy rubbing over my face lips long/short I don't care lol , love seeing pussy held open and wet , I could go in for ages ha ha one thing tho ...... not to hairy and that is I think a turn off for many and a turn off for most peeps that like to have a snuffle lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"This kind of post makes me look at the OP's pics. Shame we aren't allowed to comment on profiles "

You as well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've probably fucked half the world and mine arnt like that so don't think fucking makes them any different.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've probably fucked half the world and mine arnt like that so don't think fucking makes them any different. "

I just looked. Can confirm a tight lookin foof

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken

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By *ihimbiherCouple over a year ago

lightwater

Some people talk crap on this site.....call the samaritons if you just fancy a chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name

Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Such style you have.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name

Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one?

How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the look of my pussy!!!! Your commenting on how others women's pussys look why don't u show us a picture and let us critique yours.... See how you feel when we call yours wrinkley ??????"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off to the allotment, to compare mine.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you should go and reread i wasnt try to be unkind

And actually some are like that through fucking half of the world.

Having a lot of sex does not affect your labia. Where do you get your information from? It's also impossible to fuck half the world"

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name

Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one?

How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up

Allsports, I'll give you first dibs as I'm not really feeling the love for either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yet again women hating on women

What is it with this place?

There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken

I saved you a seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name

Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one?

How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up

Allsports, I'll give you first dibs as I'm not really feeling the love for either

Lol not sure how to pronounce either lol

Fancy tasting my Oswiu pms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken

I saved you a seat

"
may I squeeze on the edge please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear Enigmaic1 just walked into the bedroom, pulled her towel open and said..... Is my fou fou flappy..... No dear it's perfectly formed

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Mines feeling left out cos it doesn't have a name

Neither does mine, shall we collaborate and come up with one?

How about Oswiu and Eowa? Now I've made the suggestions, it's up to you two to divvy them up

Allsports, I'll give you first dibs as I'm not really feeling the love for either

Lol not sure how to pronounce either lol

Fancy tasting my Oswiu pms "

Doesn't quite has the ring to it does it?....Tina, sorry, forum insurance or not, but quite pant suggestions....any others?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off to the allotment, to compare mine.

Her"

There will be a slug there that resembles mine

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken

I saved you a seat

may I squeeze on the edge please

We can all share my toffees and thanks, Miss Petite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't know a fashion show was held...long as it does the job well that's all that matters.

That made me laugh. How many profiles say , wanted big 8inch min.....yep size doesnt matter lol

Her"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't know a fashion show was held...long as it does the job well that's all that matters.

That made me laugh. How many profiles say , wanted big 8inch min.....yep size doesnt matter lol

Her

"
referring to mens cock obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off to the allotment, to compare mine.

Her

There will be a slug there that resembles mine

"
ha ha, off to get my Butternut squash really

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

Well of course you're going to say it is,you're hardly going to slag off your own are you?

I have to use clothes pegs to stop mine flapping about if the wind gets up

Do you? I just tuck mine in my socks

Makes a lovely scarf in winter.just throw mine over my shoulders

Ha well mine makes super slippers

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken

I saved you a seat

may I squeeze on the edge please

Only if your flaps are small, pretty, smooth and won't take up much space.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arrives late and finds the good chairs all taken

I saved you a seat

may I squeeze on the edge please

Only if your flaps are small, pretty, smooth and won't take up much space.

"
best give it a miss then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I let the ladies into a secret?

Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'.

Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs.

Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!!

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By *obocock81Man over a year ago

lampeter

"The bigger lips give you more to chew on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

From some of your other posts on this and other threads it's clear you have quite serious self esteem issues.

Does it make you feel better to put other people down? Do you realise that by being rude about other people, some people will be rude to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well im so glad i put this thread, i now see lots, and the respone was overwhelming.

I need say no more!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who do you think you are some director?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do you think you are some director?"

Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This stuff is classic, ya couldn't make it up."

so true x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you think you are some director?

Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at."

As i said before i wasnt getting at anybody or being unkind.was being curious to people views.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do you think you are some director?

Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at.

As i said before i wasnt getting at anybody or being unkind.was being curious to people views."

But if a lady had issues with how she looked she would be upset by your original post. There are ways of asking for people's opinions without being rude and hurtful. Perhaps you were just asking a question. People may think a lot of things... but they are tactful.

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By *tevebooMan over a year ago

Blackpool

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

"
...all pussys are perfect to me, it doesnt matter what they look like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need say no more!!!"

Thank fuck for that! About time ya hushed ya gums.

All women of every shape and form should be recognised and celebrated for her individuality. I thank the fucking lord above for being me! Because no one can be me as well as me. Just as other women are who they are and should be proud.

I feel no need to put anyone down. Too comfy in my own skin for all that shizz....

Peace to you and your notsofloppyfoof. I'm sure women aspire for your so called perfection (gawdhelpum)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Off for a lie down in a darkened room with two pink pills. In the words of Victor Meldrew ..."I do not believe it!!!"

That someone can make such a statement and then claim it to be "lighthearted"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do you think you are some director?

Click on 'quote' then people know who/ which post you are ranting at.

As i said before i wasnt getting at anybody or being unkind.was being curious to people views."

Quite a backtrack from your other posts calling someone a twat and the other saying that the foos of some women who have posted make you glad that you did your original OP. Of course all done in a passive aggressive fashion. You are a regular forumite. You know how this works USE THE REPLY AND QUOTE FUNCTION.

How you can say that you werent being unkind in your original post is laughable.

Just shows you to be very insecure about your own flaws, which will be numerous as no one is perfect, that you have to attack other women about something they have no control over. All very sad really.

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By *ipswingCouple over a year ago

portrush

"Can I let the ladies into a secret?

Guys don't look for your physical faults. They look for the things they like. You may say 'my thighs are big' or 'I have a baby belly'.

Guys will focus on your best points. Your smooth skin. Your eyes. Your lovely boobs.

Ladies may look for something to pull you down a bit but blokes don't. They see what's good about you. Honest. I know this stuff!!!!

"
well said...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yet again women hating on women

What is it with this place?

There are things that put me off people,the shape of their pussy would be way down on the list

What if the pussy was shaped like an octagon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off for a lie down in a darkened room with two pink pills. In the words of Victor Meldrew ..."I do not believe it!!!"

That someone can make such a statement and then claim it to be "lighthearted"...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What if the pussy was shaped like an octagon?

or an Octopus? Mind you that makes it an Octopussy and James Bond would be there, too.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"When you

Have a nose at some profiles,i know were all different(thank God)

But some ladies pussys remind me of caulifower heads spears, and i have to say turn me right off

Lips all flowing everywhere

Do others think this and have you had a meet and you were put right off

(Btw mines neat and tidy)

pmsl ... how about I start a:

"people who cant take a good picture to save their lives thread"

You are up Bull and Sub!

Not a nice topic to be making fun about at all.

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