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Profile advice (from single men)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So guys, what can women and couples put on their profile to make them stand out to you more?
We all know there are so many guys here, so they really need a profile that catches the eye of all the genuine and non time wasting single chaps.
Any advice you can offer them to be worthy of your attention? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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for starters, explain who is who, so we know which of the 2 are bi. ( for me not interested in meeting bi guys)
simple, and honest profiles. wordy profiles losses my attention after the first 4 paragraphs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.  "
once you've seen one vajojo you've seen em all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets. "
Excellent question and I'm glad you asked.
Firstly be sure to read out profile thoroughly (I know how you ladies like to just skip ahead to the cock pictures).
If you match all our criteria (have boobs), send us a message which is witty and funny AND make sure to mention things from our profile to not only let us know you have read it but why you are a good match and you can offer us.
Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets. "
I'd meet you in a heartbeat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We get fed up of fake male profiles .
How can we be sure they really are a single guy and not one of those single bi females ?
What really gets us down is when we meet a supposed single guy , and it turns out to be a bloody fit young bi girl who then isists we play with her .
I mean ffs .....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets. I'd meet you in a heartbeat! "
We wouldn't as soon as we get a vaj pic instant block |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Excellent question and I'm glad you asked.
Firstly be sure to read out profile thoroughly (I know how you ladies like to just skip ahead to the cock pictures).
If you match all our criteria (have boobs), send us a message which is witty and funny AND make sure to mention things from our profile to not only let us know you have read it but why you are a good match and you can offer us.
Good luck!"
Thank you. My message writing has always been direct ('hey hun, you're sexy' or 'your cock, my arse' type messages). I shall now reconsider and start reading profiles first rather than perving all the pics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good firt message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets. "
Have you considered it may not be that attractive a vaj? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We get fed up of fake male profiles .
How can we be sure they really are a single guy and not one of those single bi females ?
What really gets us down is when we meet a supposed single guy , and it turns out to be a bloody fit young bi girl who then isists we play with her .
I mean ffs .....
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This is currently a bit of a concern and a huge plight on the single guy. Who wouldn't be disappointed if they arranged to meet an overweight, balding single guy only to have a young attractive female turn up?
The best advice we can give is to use caution and maybe try to catch them out. Ask the single guy to explain the offside rule or even the tried and tested 'when is the next topshop sale?'.
If in doubt, I'm afraid it probably is just an attractive bi female trying to get in on our glory. You've just got to feel sad for some people.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Excellent question and I'm glad you asked.
Firstly be sure to read out profile thoroughly (I know how you ladies like to just skip ahead to the cock pictures).
If you match all our criteria (have boobs), send us a message which is witty and funny AND make sure to mention things from our profile to not only let us know you have read it but why you are a good match and you can offer us.
Good luck!"
Haha that made me laugh... I don't have pics up and still get guys begging for a meet before I've even spoke to them. I could send "hi" and no pic and I've always got a response. You guys are hilarious  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Can I add a query about what makes a good firt message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Have you considered it may not be that attractive a vaj?"
That has crossed my mind. I have been told it's average so maybe I need to think how to prettify it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That has crossed my mind. I have been told it's average so maybe I need to think how to prettify it."
I'd recommend a photo of it by a can of Impulse or Charlie Red. Failing that, try and angle yourself over a toilet, but make sure you remain lips spread. |
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good firt message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Have you considered it may not be that attractive a vaj?"
Look girls we all know what one looks like. You do better to write a long and imaginative message with no sign of any cutting and pasting. Also quote the word "antiestablishmentarianism" in the title so we know you've read our profile. And then we'll delete your message anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Excellent question and I'm glad you asked.
Firstly be sure to read out profile thoroughly (I know how you ladies like to just skip ahead to the cock pictures).
If you match all our criteria (have boobs), send us a message which is witty and funny AND make sure to mention things from our profile to not only let us know you have read it but why you are a good match and you can offer us.
Good luck!
Thank you. My message writing has always been direct ('hey hun, you're sexy' or 'your cock, my arse' type messages). I shall now reconsider and start reading profiles first rather than perving all the pics!"
'your cock, my arse'
I'm going to copy and paste that to every single male profile within 200 miles. I'll post the results later. If I don't get any replies I want the 37p left on my site supporter pass and I'm deleting my profile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good first message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets. "
I would imagine many blokes would think your too good to be true, not saying your not obviously but I for one Would love a sexy lady like yourself to send me a vag pic lol but not happened so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good firt message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Have you considered it may not be that attractive a vaj?
That has crossed my mind. I have been told it's average so maybe I need to think how to prettify it."
You have to remember everyone has a vaj, men see loads and very few make a man think 'cor I must have that vaj', maybe send a chest and/or a bum pic too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I add a query about what makes a good firt message to a single guy? I send out loads of messages with a vaj pic attached and I'm struggling to find meets.
Have you considered it may not be that attractive a vaj?
That has crossed my mind. I have been told it's average so maybe I need to think how to prettify it."
Put a can of lager and a slice of cold pizza next to it. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Look girls we all know what one looks like. You do better to write a long and imaginative message with no sign of any cutting and pasting. Also quote the word "antiestablishmentarianism" in the title so we know you've read our profile. And then we'll delete your message anyway."
I may have written "antidisestablishmentarianism" by mistake. Whoops! |
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"Should a vaj pic include a SKY remote? Or a Lynx can?"
Good question.
Next to a kebab or torn bus seat causes issues of 'is this a ff couple?'...so stick to newish handbags or purses for the newbies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bugger. So this is where I've been going wrong. I always send a vaj pic (mine's accompanied by a pair of skid marked grey big knickers) and I'm always deleted and blocked...
This thread is making me howl with laughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I'll change my profile pic to my vaj and bombard all the single men in my area with a ' fancy a fuck yesterday' message. Some excellent tips on this thread. Thanks guys! Just a question: when im taking my new pics straggled over my toilet do I have to flush? It's only a little log - no one will notice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow how funny a post. That's it going to get the socks on and take a vaj picture near the toilet as it is the most popular place. Maybe I could get a tape measure see how deep it goes so guys know the length I am after. Also boobs by remote or lynx mmm so many wonderful ideas! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The problem I have is that men simply aren't prepared to fuck and go. How can I resolve this, especially as this is an instashag site?"
PMSL some guys just put too much effort into their messages. Christ who needs full sentences, punctuation, grammar and paragraphs of the stuff! Don't they realise that cock pics from various angles and 'fancy a fuk' works every time! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Hmmmm, this hasn't turned out as expected...
I was attempting to help empower the single man but he/we are now the butt of the joke!
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You reckon you're the butt of the joke - I have ended up discussing the relative unattractiveness of my vagina! It has made me giggle though.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm, this hasn't turned out as expected...
I was attempting to help empower the single man but he/we are now the butt of the joke!
You reckon you're the butt of the joke - I have ended up discussing the relative unattractiveness of my vagina! It has made me giggle though. "
You were a good sport.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We get fed up of fake male profiles .
How can we be sure they really are a single guy and not one of those single bi females ?
What really gets us down is when we meet a supposed single guy , and it turns out to be a bloody fit young bi girl who then isists we play with her .
I mean ffs .....
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That's just a piss take makes us sick |
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