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how big should a mans balls be?
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over a year ago
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Used to work with a bricklayer who was always bragging he had the biggest bollox in Harefield.
He used to walk bow legged to accommodate them. One day he way bragging so a chippie said show us then.
Quick as a flash trousers down he whipped them out. Size of oranges bloody massive.
Chist. H. We said have u been to doc's? No he said
6 months later he was dead testicular cancer.
So very seriously guy's if you're concerned about them being too big. Or they hurt or unusual lumps get them checked. Sorry to hijacked thread but needs to be said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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how big should a mans balls be?
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Pendulous .... as in dog latin "plumbum pendulosis" (swinging the lead). Seriously, big is good and very necessary if you're a repeat cumer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Never realy cared about the old fellas until a lady told me I had a nice pair! She whispers (guys name) are a bit droopy Do you mind if I have a feel? She then said mmmm nice  strangest complement I've ever had! Now as you can't really do anything about em except a trim I wouldn't realy bother about them unless there is some exercise that I didn't know about to lift them up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you pop them in a grow bag they double in size
If you are worried see the doctor
Or tap then sharply in turn with a toffee hammer."
Hahahahaha! Def this xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young man from Devizes
Who had Balls of differing sizes
One was so small
You could hardly see it at all
But the other won lots of prizes"
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There was a young lady from Madrid
Who swore that she'd never been rid
Along came an Italian
With balls like a stallion's
And he rid her
By Jove
He did
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"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge 
The technical name for that is a goniometer..."
That's to measure angles... more appropriate for doggy style... perhaps we should invent a "ballsmeter"?
You can use the spaghetti portion measure for the girth!  |
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"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge
The technical name for that is a goniometer...
That's to measure angles... more appropriate for doggy style... perhaps we should invent a "ballsmeter"?
You can use the spaghetti portion measure for the girth! "
That would be a great chat up like ooh by the way darling my balls are a 4 person meal size  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will just pop upstairs to get my EU standard ball size gauge
The technical name for that is a goniometer...
That's to measure angles..."
Yes, but also testes - trust me, I'm a doctor... |
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..and you should be man enough to handle them 
