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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
No, it's not rude if they read and delete.
They aren't time wasters just because they chatted for a while and chose not to meet you.
You can't verify someone if you're not verified.
Wanna fuck is not a well thought out message. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Sky remotes are passé, white socks naff, a toilet should never be in the photo, the only thing floating should be you in a swimming pool, if you are a single guy remove all the make up and conditioner and bras from the photo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remotes are passé, white socks naff, a toilet should never be in the photo, the only thing floating should be you in a swimming pool, if you are a single guy remove all the make up and conditioner and bras from the photo "
Love it!
Unfortunately have to add that both ladies and gents should check their underwear is skiddie free before putting on a profile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remotes are passé, white socks naff, a toilet should never be in the photo, the only thing floating should be you in a swimming pool, if you are a single guy remove all the make up and conditioner and bras from the photo
Love it!
Unfortunately have to add that both ladies and gents should check their underwear is skiddie free before putting on a profile!"
eewwww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If after 6 months you have not had a meet and you are thinking about leaving. Don't fforget to start a thread telling us your off and all the ladies are ignorant and up there own arses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you like being bummed by a strap on... Str, bi & gay....
If you like being bummed with a cock... Gay or bi.
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And if you bum TV's but not guys, definately straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.
There is no place for sarcasm here
No shit, Sherlock (and Watson)  "
When you finally send your face pic you will probably be blocked . ( or is that just me ) |
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"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.
There is no place for sarcasm here
No shit, Sherlock (and Watson) When you finally send your face pic you will probably be blocked . ( or is that just me ) "
Just you, ya too ugly to face the camera!!!
Like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When posting to the forums, expect serious responses only.
There is no place for sarcasm here
No shit, Sherlock (and Watson) When you finally send your face pic you will probably be blocked . ( or is that just me )
Just you, ya too ugly to face the camera!!!
Like me "
yeah we are a pair of fuglies |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
&amp on a profile or status is a site bug, not a secret code.
There's a box on the left hand side on the forums called 'search'. Its amazing how many people before you have asked your question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you like being bummed by a strap on... Str, bi & gay....
If you like being bummed with a cock... Gay or bi.
If you don't like anything up your arse, you're in good company with me  "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Don't bother putting 'genuine' in your profile. It's meaningless, as is the Sydney University warning. "
Actually, the Sydney University warning is good if you're being warned about the forumite called Sydney University...he's a bit of a sarky git |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Make sure you put 18 to 99 . The 99 year olds are gagging for it
My nan definitely is...check out profile TakesTeethOutForBJs_1915 I met her "
She told me you weren't too bad for a young un |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Don't ask for profile feedback if you've got no pics or only cock pics, have not set your age preferences, have ticked every single interest, have a one line profile.
It should be blindingly obvious why you're getting no interest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When told 'you're not my type' immediately reply with 'what is your type?' We love to copy and paste sections from our public profile for you to read in a message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why use 300 words when 6 will do "
Make up your minds ppl! You're sending us guys mixed messages! I was actually being efficient with less than 6 words! ..."wanna fuck?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles are written to be read - honest! "
... and guys are here to be ignored and blocked.... So keep reading profiles keep messaging and smile when your efforts are not aknowledged by a reply. If u send a message never expect a reply,
A face pic ... dont expect ome back.
If you're being told rules and treated as inferior,.show some sense of humour cause its your job to please them.
Its not manners that count here. Its numbers, sizes, cars, houses skin colours, race ect cross your fingers that u have all it takes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy medium I suppose a little patience a face profile pic, cock pics for whoever wants to see them and being polite and unoffending to others
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Give over with the helpful advice will you!
We are trying to sort our next few weeks entertainment out here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you dont say u love curvy women you have eleminated your chances for a shag.
If you get a lovely verification from a sexy attractive woman, dont be so excited about showing it in your profile. Remember that women straight away compare themself to her and if a bit intimidated by her looks, they wont meet you for that only reason. Then u keep wondering why all those interested women are not chatting anymore. |
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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago
Tameside |
"No, it's not rude if they read and delete.
They aren't time wasters just because they chatted for a while and chose not to meet you.
You can't verify someone if you're not verified.
Wanna fuck is not a well thought out message."
absolutely spot on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using the block button is an effective use of sites tools "
I don't know why people don't use it more often. If we are not what someone is looking for then we are happy for them to block us as it saves us coming across their profile and wondering if....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a single guy and I don't have any huge expectations on anything, I live out my rule as a 'whatever happens, happens' kinda thing. I don't look too hard and I don't TRY too hard. The only thing I cand is 'get' hard :p
But seriously I don't take myself too seriously, my dressing up as a cat is my attempt at humour at least.
I've had some great meets in my time, mostly through another website and they have been lovely to me and I do count them as friends.
If you're a new single guy its true that you can expect to work twice as hard to get anyone interested. But thats the whole point of going to socials..
I might not be offended if a profile has blocked me or that I don't fit into their criteria (might sting a little in being rejecte) but thats life, there is some lusty starlet that can find an attraction in anybody. But keep looking until someone, somewhere rolls that dice to take a chance on you. If not for great sex, than for great friendship. |
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