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"I'm not really good at this !! I just get embarrassed ! What sort of things do guys like to hear in the bedroom - dirty talk ? Guys on route want me to talk dirty ! Im just going to laugh I know it x any tips girls and guys ? "This is my downfall too.. thing is what Is dirty talk to one maybe not for someone else | |||
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"Do you like guys talking dirty to you? If so think about what sort of things do you like to hear and join in, add to, repeat back etc, but at the end of the day you both (all) have to enjoy. I love hear my slut begging for cock, mine or anyone elses! Master"  | |||
"I'm not really good at this !! I just get embarrassed ! What sort of things do guys like to hear in the bedroom - dirty talk ? Guys on route want me to talk dirty ! Im just going to laugh I know it x any tips girls and guys ? "Just tell them your sexual fantasies in great detail. It's surely got to work. | |||
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"Hope it helps x Taken from the internet This is a cheat sheet of different words that describe common terms in sex for example penis and vagina. By using different words to describe the same action it sounds like you are desrcibing a whole scene rather than a few actions. for example: I want you to LICK my FOLDS whilst FLICKING my BEAN. I will SPRAY when you turn me into a QUIVERING MESS and then you can CRAM your PRICK in to my CUNT. You will STRETCH my SNATCH with your DICK, I want to be TAKEN in my BUTT. I want to feel VIOLATED as you SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS. etc etc Just pick out different terms and variate them, you will sound like a pro in no time x PUSSY- cunt, twat, snatch, moist patch, garden, beaver, gash, slit, bush, tuna, gash, box, vagina, fuck hole, slut pie, mound. CLIT- stem, gem, button, bud, hood, dot, bean. LIABIA- full lips, peddles, folds, flaps, sheets, cunt lips, FEMALE CUM- juice, flow, squirt, spray, liquid. PUSSY EATING- licking, sucking, lapping, tasting, slurping up, flicking. COCK & BALLS- dick, shaft, pole, bone, meat, prick, erection, willy, wanker, testicles, scrotum, nuts, Trouser snake, penis, engorging, moving around in that sack, one eyed Wonder Muscle, Trouser Trout, fuck stick. MALE CUM- jizz, seed, sperm, spunk, load, white stuff, creamy, ejecting, erupting, expelling, spill. COCK USE- cock slapping, fucking, grinding, thrusting, cramming, stretching, driving, filling, slamming, banging, slit fucking, ass fucking, pulling, jerking, jacking, poking, wiggling like a snake, Jamming, ramming, throbing, twitching. ASS- rectum, arse, asscrack, puckered hole, dark entrance, asshole, bumm, butt. ACTIONS- trembling, quivering mass, shaking, shuddering, convulsing, pulsing, twitching, after shocks, clinching, oscillating, gush, whispers, squirm, cruel. FEELINGS - overpowering the senses, intoxicated, playful, violated, addicted, used, abused, loved, teased,pleased, proud, wanting more, goose bumps, frustrating, absorbed, taken, spaced, tingles, shivers, discomfort, pressure, sensory overload, depraved, demented, defenseless. HUMILATION- douche bag, filthy slut, dirty girl, tramp, fuck whore, cocksucking cum slut, bitch, fucktoy, expendable, all, your good for is..., scum bag, bitch, dirty knees, anal slut, spread your ass cheeks, you worthless piece of shit, hershey kisses, useless excrement, hussy, clean my toe jam, suckass, you pig, DANCING- crawling, turning and slowly bending down, squatting, air humping, rubbing abbes, stroking chest, tugging on my nipple rings, inner thighs, slapping my bottom, wiggles, gyrating , running my hands down my body, shaking ass," think that about covers it | |||
"I'm not really good at this !! I just get embarrassed ! What sort of things do guys like to hear in the bedroom - dirty talk ? Guys on route want me to talk dirty ! Im just going to laugh I know it x any tips girls and guys ? "I am really struggling to think that someone as hot as you , and a real swinger with veris in double figures needs any advice on how to talk dirty  of course if tou need someone to practice on I could possibly be persuaded to help . | |||
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"I'm not really good at this !! I just get embarrassed ! What sort of things do guys like to hear in the bedroom - dirty talk ? Guys on route want me to talk dirty ! Im just going to laugh I know it x any tips girls and guys ?
I am really struggling to think that someone as hot as you , and a real swinger with veris in double figures needs any advice on how to talk dirty of course if tou need someone to practice on I could possibly be persuaded to help . "Honestly trust me I do !! I work in a highly professional occupation - Its really hard for me to do !! THANK YOU so much for the tips ! I managed about one sentence then felt stupid  ) still we made a very funny video instead !! Xx | |||
"I'm not really good at this !! I just get embarrassed ! What sort of things do guys like to hear in the bedroom - dirty talk ? Guys on route want me to talk dirty ! Im just going to laugh I know it x any tips girls and guys ?
I am really struggling to think that someone as hot as you , and a real swinger with veris in double figures needs any advice on how to talk dirty of course if tou need someone to practice on I could possibly be persuaded to help .
Honestly trust me I do !! I work in a highly professional occupation - Its really hard for me to do !!
THANK YOU so much for the tips ! I managed about one sentence then felt stupid ) still we made a very funny video instead !! Xx "having fun on videos...taking the pish(not literally) out of urself is what makes meets(where theres videoing/pics)great. Some people think everything should be like a porn movie(not really understanding the editing that cuts out the silly bits), and most of us arent porn stars, so there shouldnt be any pressure to act like them. I cant be arsed with dirty talk...theres only so much I can do...otherwise it all just sounds daft...plus I hate my voice in recordings(a glasgow accent isnt that great when u hear it back lol) | |||
"I cant be arsed with dirty talk...theres only so much I can do...otherwise it all just sounds daft...plus I hate my voice in recordings(a glasgow accent isnt that great when u hear it back lol)" Nowt wrong with a Glaswegian accent! Used to work with a Glaswegian guy who cold make the most innocent of thinks sound dirty...even calling me 'wee woman' he managed to make sound suggestive somehow! OP - Dirty talk can vary from person to person. Some like a full on scenario and story whereas some are just looking for a few expletives and direction using suggestive words...I can do the latter but struggle with anything more. Telling a guy how good his cock feels usually keeps em happy  | |||
"Hope it helps x Taken from the internet This is a cheat sheet of different words that describe common terms in sex for example penis and vagina. By using different words to describe the same action it sounds like you are desrcibing a whole scene rather than a few actions. for example: I want you to LICK my FOLDS whilst FLICKING my BEAN. I will SPRAY when you turn me into a QUIVERING MESS and then you can CRAM your PRICK in to my CUNT. You will STRETCH my SNATCH with your DICK, I want to be TAKEN in my BUTT. I want to feel VIOLATED as you SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS. etc etc Just pick out different terms and variate them, you will sound like a pro in no time x PUSSY- cunt, twat, snatch, moist patch, garden, beaver, gash, slit, bush, tuna, gash, box, vagina, fuck hole, slut pie, mound. CLIT- stem, gem, button, bud, hood, dot, bean. LIABIA- full lips, peddles, folds, flaps, sheets, cunt lips, FEMALE CUM- juice, flow, squirt, spray, liquid. PUSSY EATING- licking, sucking, lapping, tasting, slurping up, flicking. COCK & BALLS- dick, shaft, pole, bone, meat, prick, erection, willy, wanker, testicles, scrotum, nuts, Trouser snake, penis, engorging, moving around in that sack, one eyed Wonder Muscle, Trouser Trout, fuck stick. MALE CUM- jizz, seed, sperm, spunk, load, white stuff, creamy, ejecting, erupting, expelling, spill. COCK USE- cock slapping, fucking, grinding, thrusting, cramming, stretching, driving, filling, slamming, banging, slit fucking, ass fucking, pulling, jerking, jacking, poking, wiggling like a snake, Jamming, ramming, throbing, twitching. ASS- rectum, arse, asscrack, puckered hole, dark entrance, asshole, bumm, butt. ACTIONS- trembling, quivering mass, shaking, shuddering, convulsing, pulsing, twitching, after shocks, clinching, oscillating, gush, whispers, squirm, cruel. FEELINGS - overpowering the senses, intoxicated, playful, violated, addicted, used, abused, loved, teased,pleased, proud, wanting more, goose bumps, frustrating, absorbed, taken, spaced, tingles, shivers, discomfort, pressure, sensory overload, depraved, demented, defenseless. HUMILATION- douche bag, filthy slut, dirty girl, tramp, fuck whore, cocksucking cum slut, bitch, fucktoy, expendable, all, your good for is..., scum bag, bitch, dirty knees, anal slut, spread your ass cheeks, you worthless piece of shit, hershey kisses, useless excrement, hussy, clean my toe jam, suckass, you pig, DANCING- crawling, turning and slowly bending down, squatting, air humping, rubbing abbes, stroking chest, tugging on my nipple rings, inner thighs, slapping my bottom, wiggles, gyrating , running my hands down my body, shaking ass," dont be shy now.. just let it all out... ya fooka lol.. | |||
"Hope it helps x Taken from the internet This is a cheat sheet of different words that describe common terms in sex for example penis and vagina. By using different words to describe the same action it sounds like you are desrcibing a whole scene rather than a few actions. for example: I want you to LICK my FOLDS whilst FLICKING my BEAN. I will SPRAY when you turn me into a QUIVERING MESS and then you can CRAM your PRICK in to my CUNT. You will STRETCH my SNATCH with your DICK, I want to be TAKEN in my BUTT. I want to feel VIOLATED as you SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS. etc etc Just pick out different terms and variate them, you will sound like a pro in no time x PUSSY- cunt, twat, snatch, moist patch, garden, beaver, gash, slit, bush, tuna, gash, box, vagina, fuck hole, slut pie, mound. CLIT- stem, gem, button, bud, hood, dot, bean. LIABIA- full lips, peddles, folds, flaps, sheets, cunt lips, FEMALE CUM- juice, flow, squirt, spray, liquid. PUSSY EATING- licking, sucking, lapping, tasting, slurping up, flicking. COCK & BALLS- dick, shaft, pole, bone, meat, prick, erection, willy, wanker, testicles, scrotum, nuts, Trouser snake, penis, engorging, moving around in that sack, one eyed Wonder Muscle, Trouser Trout, fuck stick. MALE CUM- jizz, seed, sperm, spunk, load, white stuff, creamy, ejecting, erupting, expelling, spill. COCK USE- cock slapping, fucking, grinding, thrusting, cramming, stretching, driving, filling, slamming, banging, slit fucking, ass fucking, pulling, jerking, jacking, poking, wiggling like a snake, Jamming, ramming, throbing, twitching. ASS- rectum, arse, asscrack, puckered hole, dark entrance, asshole, bumm, butt. ACTIONS- trembling, quivering mass, shaking, shuddering, convulsing, pulsing, twitching, after shocks, clinching, oscillating, gush, whispers, squirm, cruel. FEELINGS - overpowering the senses, intoxicated, playful, violated, addicted, used, abused, loved, teased,pleased, proud, wanting more, goose bumps, frustrating, absorbed, taken, spaced, tingles, shivers, discomfort, pressure, sensory overload, depraved, demented, defenseless. HUMILATION- douche bag, filthy slut, dirty girl, tramp, fuck whore, cocksucking cum slut, bitch, fucktoy, expendable, all, your good for is..., scum bag, bitch, dirty knees, anal slut, spread your ass cheeks, you worthless piece of shit, hershey kisses, useless excrement, hussy, clean my toe jam, suckass, you pig, DANCING- crawling, turning and slowly bending down, squatting, air humping, rubbing abbes, stroking chest, tugging on my nipple rings, inner thighs, slapping my bottom, wiggles, gyrating , running my hands down my body, shaking ass," All i saw was dark entrance and started cracking up.. haha will be using that one tonight Mrs | |||
"I'm not really good at this !! I just get embarrassed ! What sort of things do guys like to hear in the bedroom - dirty talk ? Guys on route want me to talk dirty ! Im just going to laugh I know it x any tips girls and guys ?
I am really struggling to think that someone as hot as you , and a real swinger with veris in double figures needs any advice on how to talk dirty of course if tou need someone to practice on I could possibly be persuaded to help .
Honestly trust me I do !! I work in a highly professional occupation - Its really hard for me to do !!
THANK YOU so much for the tips ! I managed about one sentence then felt stupid ) still we made a very funny video instead !! Xx
having fun on videos...taking the pish(not literally) out of urself is what makes meets(where theres videoing/pics)great.
Some people think everything should be like a porn movie(not really understanding the editing that cuts out the silly bits), and most of us arent porn stars, so there shouldnt be any pressure to act like them.
I cant be arsed with dirty talk...theres only so much I can do...otherwise it all just sounds daft...plus I hate my voice in recordings(a glasgow accent isnt that great when u hear it back lol)"There is sooo nothing wrong with a Glasgow accent, make my knees tremble | |||
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"Hope it helps x Taken from the internet This is a cheat sheet of different words that describe common terms in sex for example penis and vagina. By using different words to describe the same action it sounds like you are desrcibing a whole scene rather than a few actions. A Master Class in dirty talk! for example: I want you to LICK my FOLDS whilst FLICKING my BEAN. I will SPRAY when you turn me into a QUIVERING MESS and then you can CRAM your PRICK in to my CUNT. You will STRETCH my SNATCH with your DICK, I want to be TAKEN in my BUTT. I want to feel VIOLATED as you SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS. etc etc Just pick out different terms and variate them, you will sound like a pro in no time x PUSSY- cunt, twat, snatch, moist patch, garden, beaver, gash, slit, bush, tuna, gash, box, vagina, fuck hole, slut pie, mound. CLIT- stem, gem, button, bud, hood, dot, bean. LIABIA- full lips, peddles, folds, flaps, sheets, cunt lips, FEMALE CUM- juice, flow, squirt, spray, liquid. PUSSY EATING- licking, sucking, lapping, tasting, slurping up, flicking. COCK & BALLS- dick, shaft, pole, bone, meat, prick, erection, willy, wanker, testicles, scrotum, nuts, Trouser snake, penis, engorging, moving around in that sack, one eyed Wonder Muscle, Trouser Trout, fuck stick. MALE CUM- jizz, seed, sperm, spunk, load, white stuff, creamy, ejecting, erupting, expelling, spill. COCK USE- cock slapping, fucking, grinding, thrusting, cramming, stretching, driving, filling, slamming, banging, slit fucking, ass fucking, pulling, jerking, jacking, poking, wiggling like a snake, Jamming, ramming, throbing, twitching. ASS- rectum, arse, asscrack, puckered hole, dark entrance, asshole, bumm, butt. ACTIONS- trembling, quivering mass, shaking, shuddering, convulsing, pulsing, twitching, after shocks, clinching, oscillating, gush, whispers, squirm, cruel. FEELINGS - overpowering the senses, intoxicated, playful, violated, addicted, used, abused, loved, teased,pleased, proud, wanting more, goose bumps, frustrating, absorbed, taken, spaced, tingles, shivers, discomfort, pressure, sensory overload, depraved, demented, defenseless. HUMILATION- douche bag, filthy slut, dirty girl, tramp, fuck whore, cocksucking cum slut, bitch, fucktoy, expendable, all, your good for is..., scum bag, bitch, dirty knees, anal slut, spread your ass cheeks, you worthless piece of shit, hershey kisses, useless excrement, hussy, clean my toe jam, suckass, you pig, DANCING- crawling, turning and slowly bending down, squatting, air humping, rubbing abbes, stroking chest, tugging on my nipple rings, inner thighs, slapping my bottom, wiggles, gyrating , running my hands down my body, shaking ass," | |||
