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always getting ignored and still havent met any one on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Did you just say something ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Danny, your profile looks ok. Unfortunately it's probably your age.

A lot of people on here have kids older than you and that puts them off meeting someone so young

It will happen though if you are decent and polite. Try to make friends in the chat rooms, by chatting, not asking for sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great pics,

Great body,

Great cock.

Great bathroom.

so you should be fighting the ladies off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bushes are a no no (ok it's a personal preference but an increasingly common one).

Use your profile to sell yourself. Common mistakes include text speak, poor grammar and poor punctuation.

Age is a factor like previously stated.

Unable to accommodate goes against you, it may be worth succinctly putting why.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldnt say no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't notice the hairy cock as I tend to ignore cock pics but that is a bit of a turn off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile is poorly written and says nothing. 3 cock pics which as others have said are a bit gross. Zero effort = zero reward.

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple over a year ago

Brighton

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?"

yes, it's crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

poorly written profile ...doesnt really say anything about you...and yes your age WILL be a factor unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?

yes, it's crap."

There's nothing like constructive criticism...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummm "/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?

yes, it's crap.

There's nothing like constructive criticism...

It may be harsh but it is certainly fair.

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Boring uninformative profile, 6 pics and 5 areof your vcock which isn't really impressiveenough to use as a selling lpoint if that is what you were relying on.

Should I continue?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?

yes, it's crap.

There's nothing like constructive criticism...

See... The problem is that it is subjective.....

You could sugarcoat it... Say "there there there you go champ" but I don't believe that helps.... Sometimes just being straight is the best thing...

I am a great believer in effort in equals rewards out, I am happy to help people who I believe to have put effort in.....

Do I personally believe effort has been put in, in this case...... I'll leave it there

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By *eeriseWoman over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?"

To me your profile is boring....It shows zero personality combined with mostly hairy cock pictures which is a big no no for me.

It says you would go with a 60 year old...Really?!?! One minute you can accommodate then half way down the page you can't.

As others have said your age is a big factor so good luck competing with men that gone the extra mile and shown some personality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?

To me your profile is boring....It shows zero personality combined with mostly hairy cock pictures which is a big no no for me.

It's a lady who knows what she wants

It says you would go with a 60 year old...Really?!?! One minute you can accommodate then half way down the page you can't.

As others have said your age is a big factor so good luck competing with men that gone the extra mile and shown some personality. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?"

Would agreement from me or anyone else on your 'excuse' make any difference really?

If its not working change it.

Effort in = effort out. In life on here & for everyone.

I make an effort on here & sometimes reap the rewards.

Excuses excuses. My action & effort are the factor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah thanks, that's what I thought.

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By *hefockkersMan over a year ago

york

Next!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Effort where by the way?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?

yes, it's crap.

There's nothing like constructive criticism...

See... The problem is that it is subjective.....

You could sugarcoat it... Say "there there there you go champ" but I don't believe that helps.... Sometimes just being straight is the best thing...

I am a great believer in effort in equals rewards out, I am happy to help people who I believe to have put effort in.....

Do I personally believe effort has been put in, in this case...... I'll leave it there"

He's a yoof who wants a foof

and probably came here with the instashag expectation. Indicating he needs to put more effort in is constructive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give us an example of the messages you send?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give up its the only way buddy . Don't send messages unless you have time to waste because 99.9% of the time you will just be ignored. All I do now is browse, no longer site supporter , very rarely send a message , never get messages or winks but it doesn't get to me anymore im not bothered and dont get me started on the fakes , timewasters and pic collectors

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

Having no cock pics didn't help with me. You have to realise that just because a dozen women on here don't like them some of the thousands of women who don't spend every waking moment on the forums might love them !

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

And below is a prime example of what we discussed

As to the other....

I was going to give an example of the messages i tailor but now I'll just wish you luck with the thousands of women that want cock shots & don't even use the forums. Why you'd ask us forumites then when you're not interested in our opinions is beyond me but hey you're obviously really happy with those thousands of women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

And below is a prime example of what we discussed

As to the other....

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

And below is a prime example of what we discussed

As to the other....

As always your views and points have been noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

profile is fine, been here a while have an interest in adult parties...try a social or club

If u dont get off ur arse and out where others are meeting then U are wasting ur time

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!"

. 21 whole minutes between posts though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!

. 21 whole minutes between posts though

Sometimes the best sex is quicky sex! And I'm sorry but I don't value your advice. You don't have the experience.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!

. 21 whole minutes between posts though

he kept his socks on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!

. 21 whole minutes between posts though

he kept his socks on lol"

Haven't got dressed yet

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!

. 21 whole minutes between posts though

Sometimes the best sex is quicky sex! And I'm sorry but I don't value your advice. You don't have the experience. "

You don't have to.

Im not the one complaining about lack of attention or this site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?"

No it's because you wrote cos' don't you know text speak dries pussies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But you are the one trying to give "advice". Unfortunately it's not "one size fits all" on this website when it comes to advice. Forumites loves the sound of their own voice, churning out the same crap day in day out "single guys shouldn't do this that or the other". When in reality most don't actually meet many men either. Theres alot of talking the talk. But not much walking the walk. Always fascinating to read the good "advice" on these threads though. Backed up of course by the same sycophants with out fail!

Single men: write a nice profile, send a nice message, have nice pictures, don't assume just because you're horny that everyone else online is to! You're first message is the first impression. Make it a good one, make it your own!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!"

You unwrapped your torchlight then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?

No it's because you wrote cos' don't you know text speak dries pussies

But then it wouldn't be a bastardised version of an ali G quote? However I accept that I should have written " 'cos"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm I just had an amazing impromptu sunday morning shag! Can't beat them can you?!

You unwrapped your torchlight then?

No I was jumped by my horny wife lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But you are the one trying to give "advice". Unfortunately it's not "one size fits all" on this website when it comes to advice. Forumites loves the sound of their own voice, churning out the same crap day in day out "single guys shouldn't do this that or the other". When in reality most don't actually meet many men either. Theres alot of talking the talk. But not much walking the walk. Always fascinating to read the good "advice" on these threads though. Backed up of course by the same sycophants with out fail!

Think you took the words out of alot of peoples mouths. I love a good cock pic and hey ive had opening messages that just say i wanna smash you. I just think its funny.

some people take this way too seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think you took the words out of alot of peoples mouths. I love a good cock pic and hey ive had opening messages that just say i wanna smash you. I just think its funny.

some people take this way too seriously "

A good cock pic is open to interpretation. Personally I do not find an impersonation of the clangers fits into that category

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

Im confused (easy done i know)

I didn't give advice re cock shots, good profiles or anything other than effort

I didn't even look at either profile.

I rarely give advice but if anyone bothers to check i advise people to write their own profiles as Im not interested in profiles written by consensus

As for being inexperienced

thanks

Its been well over 10 years since i heard that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?

Would agreement from me or anyone else on your 'excuse' make any difference really?

If its not working change it.

Effort in = effort out. In life on here & for everyone.

I make an effort on here & sometimes reap the rewards.

Excuses excuses. My action & effort are the factor"

Sorry I thought you ment this guff as advice, my mistake, just a collection of words poorly attached to one another. When you become more experienced as a single lady maybe you will be able to give relevant advice on the forums . I look forward to the day.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?

Would agreement from me or anyone else on your 'excuse' make any difference really?

If its not working change it.

Effort in = effort out. In life on here & for everyone.

I make an effort on here & sometimes reap the rewards.

Excuses excuses. My action & effort are the factor

again no mention of well written profiles

No mention of cock shots ...........

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?"

Don't know if I've been around long enough to qualify as experience or if my opinion matters but I'd say being bi probably has nothing to do with it. I see woman after bi guys all the time.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?

Don't know if I've been around long enough to qualify as experience or if my opinion matters but I'd say being bi probably has nothing to do with it. I see woman after bi guys all the time. "

Im divorced 8years & 2 days. Was a swinger & a single swinger pre & during my marriage but Im not experienced enough

I did take it as a compliment though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive been on this site for quite abit an still havent met no one is there something wrong with my profile ?"

We had a wee peek. Punctuation a bit dodgy, run it through spell check, and there really is no need for so many cock pics. Add some more body and bum ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im confused (easy done i know)

I didn't give advice re cock shots, good profiles or anything other than effort

I didn't even look at either profile.

I rarely give advice but if anyone bothers to check i advise people to write their own profiles as Im not interested in profiles written by consensus

As for being inexperienced

thanks

Its been well over 10 years since i heard that

Well firstly thankyou for justifying yourself to me, you didn't have to. But secondly it's typical of this forum that people wade in to forum posts such as the OP's without even reading what the entire point of the post was about! But at least you admit the fact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im confused (easy done i know)

I didn't give advice re cock shots, good profiles or anything other than effort

I didn't even look at either profile.

I rarely give advice but if anyone bothers to check i advise people to write their own profiles as Im not interested in profiles written by consensus

As for being inexperienced

thanks

Its been well over 10 years since i heard that

And you waded in with what, exactly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im confused (easy done i know)

I didn't give advice re cock shots, good profiles or anything other than effort

I didn't even look at either profile.

I rarely give advice but if anyone bothers to check i advise people to write their own profiles as Im not interested in profiles written by consensus

As for being inexperienced

thanks

Its been well over 10 years since i heard that

So what has your contribution been?

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

I think Kris and quirky should get a room, this is obviously foreplay

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have the same problem! Is it cos' I'm bi?"

From reading the thread... I'd guess that if you're not getting meets, your sexuality is more than likely not the reason

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

"Im confused (easy done i know)

I didn't give advice re cock shots, good profiles or anything other than effort

I didn't even look at either profile.

I rarely give advice but if anyone bothers to check i advise people to write their own profiles as Im not interested in profiles written by consensus

As for being inexperienced

thanks

Its been well over 10 years since i heard that

So what has your contribution been? "

Obviously I haven't been clear.

My contribution is, has been, and always will be.

Put effort in. My profile is my profile, written by me, for me, representing me.

I don't want to read x amounts of profiles, written by forum consensus because that tells me nothing about them, other than they read/posted in the forum.

I dont need to run off and look at the profile(s) in question because I have no intention of critiquing them.

I never went off on one about 'forumites' cock pics, or what ever else was said higher up the thread, and as I already stated on this very thread I prefer someone to make an effort with their messages, profile etc.

My profile works for me, I wasn't asking for anyone to question that, nor do I like being labelled as a 'forumite' because yes we all use this forum; however, we are all very unique.

I'm not going to bother with this thread again, as certain people dont even read what I put. If someone doesn't like the fact I prefer individual profiles, written with effort by the individual, tough. It's what I like, what I'm attracted too, and is those I will approach

Crystal, I know you weren't aiming at me, but I cant be arsed copy n pasting this into a new box sorry * blows kisses*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are right about what they say, what you put in is what you get out. I mean I put some effort into my write up and I had 3 meets arranged within my first week of being here. Unfortunately had to cancel/ rearrange 2 due to work messing me around.

Good luck though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crystal, I know you weren't aiming at me, but I cant be arsed copy n pasting this into a new box sorry * blows kisses*"

As I see it only one person is ignoring the opening post and not offering any advice while somewhat bizarrely having a go at those who have answered the post. And that most definitely isn't you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my contribution crystal, tsk tsk for not noticing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my contribution crystal, tsk tsk for not noticing! "

So your contribution is to slag off everyone else and then summarise their advice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

And below is a prime example of what we discussed

As to the other....

This is where you labelled yourself a"forumite". Your welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my contribution crystal, tsk tsk for not noticing!

So your contribution is to slag off everyone else and then summarise their advice?"

As is my right, and not everyone, just the sycophants who spend their days agreeing with each other. Heaven forbid someone may like cock pics for example.... Is it really too much to ask that when someone wants advice on their profile that before posting you should actually read it? Obviously I didn't, I was far too busy on my pedestal judging people...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has the OP been back?

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Has the OP been back?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Has the OP been back?

I don't think so, but you've got to love the sanctimonious types who like to hijack threads with their own BS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has the OP been back?

I don't think so, but you've got to love the sanctimonious types who like to hijack threads with their own BS

It's ok I think they've admitted defeated!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Has the OP been back?

I don't think so, but you've got to love the sanctimonious types who like to hijack threads with their own BS

It's ok I think they've admitted defeated!

Sometimes my sarcasm is too much to understand and the word woosh springs to mind

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

theres a few things,

u hav good cock pics but need a sky remote to veri the size.

u have the bath room shot

n so all good there.

maybe mix it up with a lynx can, against the cock other than that you seem good to go.

scratches head i cant understand why your nt having any luck, oh yes are your messages to the ladies well thought out and longer than a paragraph??, if so forget that just "fancy a fuck" is all u need put good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has the OP been back?

I don't think so, but you've got to love the sanctimonious types who like to hijack threads with their own BS

It's ok I think they've admitted defeated!

Sometimes my sarcasm is too much to understand and the word woosh springs to mind

Bless me you're so very clever! You ment me! I would literally never have guessed! Gotta stick together eh?!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

I agree that quite a few women might love looking at cock pics. But I would assume that is not all, most of them want to see.

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

Oh Sugar!!!

Was it my post about cock pics that started all this off

The OP asked for an opinion of his profile which i gave as i am entitled to do so.

Quirkylicious gave her opinion which she is entitled to.

Kris gave his opinion which he is entitled to.

We're all adults and surely realise that our opinion may not always be liked by others. Does it mean we end up having a go at each other for it

Quirky nowt wrong with what you said, Kris they are your views thanks for shareing. Now lets leave it be rather than suggest who 'won'

Not sure why it's going all Pete Tong but i hope everyone's enjoyed their day on this thread and let's leave the frightened OP to make up his own profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

Oh Sugar!!!

Was it my post about cock pics that started all this off

The OP asked for an opinion of his profile which i gave as i am entitled to do so.

Quirkylicious gave her opinion which she is entitled to.

Kris gave his opinion which he is entitled to.

We're all adults and surely realise that our opinion may not always be liked by others. Does it mean we end up having a go at each other for it

Quirky nowt wrong with what you said, Kris they are your views thanks for shareing. Now lets leave it be rather than suggest who 'won'

Not sure why it's going all Pete Tong but i hope everyone's enjoyed their day on this thread and let's leave the frightened OP to make up his own profile

Suki you horny basta'd! Stop flirting with me.....people will talk!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

how can i make my write up better then because am am shit at trying to sell myself it feels like am blowing my own trumpet type of thing an i will change my pics thanks for some of the advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"how can i make my write up better then because am am shit at trying to sell myself it feels like am blowing my own trumpet type of thing an i will change my pics thanks for some of the advice "
your welcome

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"how can i make my write up better then because am am shit at trying to sell myself it feels like am blowing my own trumpet type of thing an i will change my pics thanks for some of the advice "

if you can blow your own 'trumpet' kid then that maybe a party trick that could get you a meet

Silly humour aside just be who you are and say it in your prof so anyone who meets you aint dissapointed or feels they have been lied to. Just be honest on it and see what happens.

As for the pics, it was merely a suggestion. Some people like to see a dick some dont. Your choice if you want to lead with it in your profile

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Personally i think if you take on board what everyones said you may have a chance at meeting.

Oh and stop leading with pics of your dick. All the men on here have one and if thats all you have to offer not everyone will be interested

Oh Sugar!!!

Was it my post about cock pics that started all this off

The OP asked for an opinion of his profile which i gave as i am entitled to do so.

Quirkylicious gave her opinion which she is entitled to.

Kris gave his opinion which he is entitled to.

We're all adults and surely realise that our opinion may not always be liked by others. Does it mean we end up having a go at each other for it

Quirky nowt wrong with what you said, Kris they are your views thanks for shareing. Now lets leave it be rather than suggest who 'won'

Not sure why it's going all Pete Tong but i hope everyone's enjoyed their day on this thread and let's leave the frightened OP to make up his own profile

Suki you horny basta'd! Stop flirting with me.....people will talk!!

you know you want me and i want.....your wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how can i make my write up better then because am am shit at trying to sell myself it feels like am blowing my own trumpet type of thing an i will change my pics thanks for some of the advice "

Something like this maybe?

Hello! Don't really know what to write in here, but what I can say is I'm a young lad, with a very high sex drive! What I may lack in experience I can make up in enthusiasm!

Could you be the woman/couple to tame my thunder??! I'm afraid circumstances don't allow me to entertain you at mine, but I'm willing to travel within a reasonable distance for meets, or share the cost of a hotel for an evening of fun! As I said, willing to meet couples, but please respect the fact that I'm straight and we'll all get along fine! I have face pics in my private photos that I'm happy to share once I have seen yours, my circumstances mean I'm very concerned about my online privacy. ( blame my age lol) I have Skype and BBM if you'd like to know more, just message me

feel free to copy, paste and edit!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As usual the 'holier than thou' couples have pissed on your chips fella. Some of the ones who berated your profile really out to go and re read their own. Hypocrites.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thanks alot for that i will try that out

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"how can i make my write up better then because am am shit at trying to sell myself it feels like am blowing my own trumpet type of thing an i will change my pics thanks for some of the advice "

Who knows you best? Honestly if you can't string a few words together to sell you and say what you want we can't help you: school's out!

As an aside: this thread has tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thanks alot for that i will try that out "

Hope you get lucky, but don't forget it's really all in the first message. Check verifications to, are they meeting for sex regularly and with different partners or are the verifications just from people who they shared a drink with? Flatter, but don't go overboard appear interested without being a stalker, if it goes well hint at a meet in the future, don't expect same day results, you're not killer!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And lo and behold it has just been copied and pasted!

So whose profile is it? It's not the OP's that's for sure!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah good luck to the guy, you can't go through life being a hater.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"As usual the 'holier than thou' couples have pissed on your chips fella. Some of the ones who berated your profile really out to go and re read their own. Hypocrites. "
He asked for advice and he got it...wouldn't call that pissing on his chips!

Sometimes you are not always going to like the advice you are given

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Ah good luck to the guy, you can't go through life being a hater."

I'm not a hater, I just want to know the person who has contacted me has made the effort with their own profile!

It's not fucking rocket science!

If he can't write about what he is looking for and what he can offer, then god help his meet when he turn's up and he is nothing like what his profile has stated! Sheesh, is that difficult to understand?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As usual the 'holier than thou' couples have pissed on your chips fella. Some of the ones who berated your profile really out to go and re read their own. Hypocrites. "

Thing is most of those hypocrites are well verified and well established, and while you may consider it "holier than though" they tend to know what they are talking about.

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Ah good luck to the guy, you can't go through life being a hater.

I'm not a hater, I just want to know the person who has contacted me has made the effort with their own profile!

It's not fucking rocket science!

yeh i think its your accent we're having difficulty with

(though i love a scottish accent

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As usual the 'holier than thou' couples have pissed on your chips fella. Some of the ones who berated your profile really out to go and re read their own. Hypocrites.

Thing is most of those hypocrites are well verified and well established, and while you may consider it "holier than though" they tend to know what they are talking about."

And some of them like to think they do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He maybe the best lover, long haired or not in Liverpool! But maybe not that good at expressing himself in words. If you want to sit in your tower and judge him then crack on, I couldn't careless. However live and let live is my motto.

"FABSWINGERS.....ONLY FOR THE ELOQUENT!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"theres a few things,

u hav good cock pics but need a sky remote to veri the size.

u have the bath room shot

n so all good there.

maybe mix it up with a lynx can, against the cock other than that you seem good to go.

Ahhhh, THAT'S where I am going wrong, I don't have a sky remote! I will have to see if I can borrow one, you never know, it may help!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"He maybe the best lover, long haired or not in Liverpool! But maybe not that good at expressing himself in words. If you want to sit in your tower and judge him then crack on, I couldn't careless. However live and let live is my motto.

"FABSWINGERS.....ONLY FOR THE ELOQUENT!!" "

That may be true for the one's that are just looking for a fuck and go, but there are others who like to practice a more social scene, and if they can't take 30 minutes typing out their own thoughts, they're hardly going to be able to hold their own in a conversation setting!

Just my own humble opinion of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FABSWINGERS.....ONLY FOR THE ELOQUENT!!" "

The reality, whether you like it or not is that this is pretty true. Not just on the forums, and not just on this site. But like on many other sites, the reality of contacting people on line is that it will be far more rewarding for those who can string a decent few sentences together.

The OP has said that he can't sell himself, so what are you going to do, write all his messages for him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FABSWINGERS.....ONLY FOR THE ELOQUENT!!"

Just my own humble opinion of course

Oh absolutely! but just because someone can't type a few words out doesn't necessarily mean that they can't chat with the best of them!! And of course visa versa! I would suggest if they want much more than that, then what they need is a dating site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i can write all me own messages and can hold a conversation i just struggled a bit with writing my profile.. bare in mind am quite new to this so i didn't really no what to write.. wasnt you all in this position one time ?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"FABSWINGERS.....ONLY FOR THE ELOQUENT!!"

Just my own humble opinion of course

And if that is some sort of dig, please feel free to PM me directly!

Sometimes there is a difference between Class, Brass and Crass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FABSWINGERS.....ONLY FOR THE ELOQUENT!!"

The OP has said that he can't sell himself, so what are you going to do, write all his messages for him? "

Did someone say band-wagon??

Feel free to jump onboard when ever you like!

OK OK so next time someone wants profile help I'll expect to see you writing something like "NO! If you're not getting meets because of your profile then you don't deserve to be on here!!!" Notice you don't get many women with the same problem, they could write "Woman with hole between legs please fill" and someone would!! Mind you I hope who ever it is doesn't have a cock photo otherwise there'll be trouble!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone know of any clubs near the OP that don't operate an over 25 policy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Generically this is a dating site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm all ears....go on.....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all ears....go on.....?"
well eyes, but lets not get all nit picky again, not that you already have eh?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"i can write all me own messages and can hold a conversation i just struggled a bit with writing my profile.. bare in mind am quite new to this so i didn't really no what to write.. wasnt you all in this position one time ? "

No! Because I know what I want and what I can offer, why is that so difficult?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

yer and its probably easier for a women to do her profile than a young single man ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to be fair to him it was still a hell of a lot better than "will fill in later" or "want sex" that there is a hell of a lot of on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yer and its probably easier for a women to do her profile than a young single man ?"

exactly, good point.

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

This place is turning into the Poets' Cookshop

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"yer and its probably easier for a women to do her profile than a young single man ?"

And why do you think that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

seeing the mail my wife gets sent i know for a fact that most men don't read her profile at all. There for it really doesn't matter what a woman writes, as i said earlier "woman with hole between legs needs filling" would do the job.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"seeing the mail my wife gets sent i know for a fact that most men don't read her profile at all. There for it really doesn't matter what a woman writes, as i said earlier "woman with hole between legs needs filling" would do the job."

So because men can't read, I should just change mine to 'woman, with a hole, that needs filling' like I said earlier......Class, Brass and Crass, though conveniently that was one post you chose to ignore!

Funny that!

So men should be forgiven, for not being able to think for themselves? The poor creatures that they are? I think NOT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

because half the men wont read what you put an your profile an will still just message you... where as being a young single male is a lot harder because we have to have something on our profile that will attract others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all ears....go on.....?"

You cannot work it out by using that thing within your skull?

It may not be a conventional dating site but dates are arranged between (at least) 2 people for some form social and or sexual interaction.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"because half the men wont read what you put an your profile an will still just message you... where as being a young single male is a lot harder because we have to have something on our profile that will attract others"

My heart bleeds

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And whose fault is that? Bloody men! If they are not fussy, it is not my problem!

I, however, I am very selective indeed!

And if you expect some one to fall into your lap or thought this was instashag.com, just get your wallet out and pay a pro!

So you do have choices!

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

sorry bud but i will argue against this.

Hypothetical situation - Say your wife gets a message from a forum tart who messages following flirty forum banter and hasn't read all her profile and she messages back with the flirting getting more intimate, is it the forum tart who's in the wrong or your wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

am not here just for a instant shag am here for the socialise side of things an to get the hang of it all hence why i did the forum in the first place for advice and help not for people to slate me and not help me at all... thanks to everyone who give me advice and was helpful i'm done now and if i new how to delete the forum i would cause i've had all the advice and help i need.... its just turning into people doing petty bitching now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all ears....go on.....?

You cannot work it out by using that thing within your skull?

It may not be a conventional dating site but dates are arranged between (at least) 2 people for some form social and or sexual interaction."

I'm so sorry you had to answer in that manner, I expected better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny that!

So men should be forgiven, for not being able to think for themselves? The poor creatures that they are? I think NOT!

Of course I ignored that! You were inviting a personal slanging match in our PM boxes, that may be your style, but I am above such behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all ears....go on.....?

You cannot work it out by using that thing within your skull?

It may not be a conventional dating site but dates are arranged between (at least) 2 people for some form social and or sexual interaction.

I'm so sorry you had to answer in that manner, I expected better."

You're surprised that I had expected/hoped you'd use your brain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry bud but i will argue against this.

Would the communication carry on in this same flirty manner? If so then what's the problem? We all message people that we know we will never meet. However if it was straight to "when can I smash your back doors in?" That's a whole different ball game isn't it?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"am not here just for a instant shag am here for the socialise side of things an to get the hang of it all hence why i did the forum in the first place for advice and help not for people to slate me and not help me at all... thanks to everyone who give me advice and was helpful i'm done now and if i new how to delete the forum i would cause i've had all the advice and help i need.... its just turning into people doing petty bitching now."

I think you will find that people are now slating you because you chose to copy and paste someones version of your profile for yourself! Not for asking for help! There is a big difference, so where does that now leave you???

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Great pics,

Great body,

Great cock.

Great bathroom.

so you should be fighting the ladies off

He can't accommodate so that takes the bathroom out of the equation.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Funny that!

So men should be forgiven, for not being able to think for themselves? The poor creatures that they are? I think NOT!

Of course I ignored that! You were inviting a personal slanging match in our PM boxes, that may be your style, but I am above such behaviour.

No I was inviting a conversation off the forum! Simple as that, though you seem to want to keep things public! That is your behaviour not mine! As anyone can see above!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didn't copy and paste ALL of it...and to be fair what does it matter, most women don't even use the forums, so they'll never know....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didn't copy and paste ALL of it...and to be fair what does it matter, most women don't even use the forums, so they'll never know...."

Is stealing someone else's text any different to using fake pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny that!

So men should be forgiven, for not being able to think for themselves? The poor creatures that they are? I think NOT!

Of course I ignored that! You were inviting a personal slanging match in our PM boxes, that may be your style, but I am above such behaviour.

No I was inviting a conversation off the forum! Simple as that, though you seem to want to keep things public! That is your behaviour not mine! As anyone can see above!"

Erm.....yes.....not really getting your point? Did I lead you to belive that I wanted a private chat with you?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

He didn't copy and paste ALL of it...and to be fair what does it matter, most women don't even use the forums, so they'll never know...."

why does it matter..... because in effect it isn't a real interpretation of him, its then an interpretation of you, and they aren't meeting you.....

in a way it is a kinda deception..... but because the people who he may meet don't know about the deception, it doesn't make it any better......

a lot can be said for just sitting down, pad, paper, pen, take 30 minutes to jot something down and write.... it may not be the best, but at least it will be him....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didn't copy and paste ALL of it...and to be fair what does it matter, most women don't even use the forums, so they'll never know....

why does it matter..... because in effect it isn't a real interpretation of him, its then an interpretation of you, and they aren't meeting you.....

in a way it is a kinda deception..... but because the people who he may meet don't know about the deception, it doesn't make it any better......

a lot can be said for just sitting down, pad, paper, pen, take 30 minutes to jot something down and write.... it may not be the best, but at least it will be him...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didn't copy and paste ALL of it...and to be fair what does it matter, most women don't even use the forums, so they'll never know....

Is stealing someone else's text any different to using fake pictures?"

Is it stealing if it's OFFERED to the guy to edit for himself?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Funny that!

So men should be forgiven, for not being able to think for themselves? The poor creatures that they are? I think NOT!

Of course I ignored that! You were inviting a personal slanging match in our PM boxes, that may be your style, but I am above such behaviour.

No I was inviting a conversation off the forum! Simple as that, though you seem to want to keep things public! That is your behaviour not mine! As anyone can see above!

Erm.....yes.....not really getting your point? Did I lead you to belive that I wanted a private chat with you?

No you didn't but you have made this thread your own and want to argue with anyone who disagrees, but you know, I really can't be arsed with trolls! That was the only reason why I invited PM, but some men only have their bollocks when they have an audience!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He didn't copy and paste ALL of it...and to be fair what does it matter, most women don't even use the forums, so they'll never know....

why does it matter..... because in effect it isn't a real interpretation of him, its then an interpretation of you, and they aren't meeting you.....

in a way it is a kinda deception..... but because the people who he may meet don't know about the deception, it doesn't make it any better......

a lot can be said for just sitting down, pad, paper, pen, take 30 minutes to jot something down and write.... it may not be the best, but at least it will be him....

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny that!

So men should be forgiven, for not being able to think for themselves? The poor creatures that they are? I think NOT!

Of course I ignored that! You were inviting a personal slanging match in our PM boxes, that may be your style, but I am above such behaviour.

No I was inviting a conversation off the forum! Simple as that, though you seem to want to keep things public! That is your behaviour not mine! As anyone can see above!

Erm.....yes.....not really getting your point? Did I lead you to belive that I wanted a private chat with you?

it's true! I'm terrified of sending a personal message!! p-p-p-please don't make me do it!!! Is anyone who doesn't follow the party line labelled as a troll by the way? Do I have to agree with everything to enter the "inner circle of FAB" !!!!?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well, we know the OP has made ONE friend on here at least.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

loving the fact i was slatted for not helping the guy, now I'm the leader of the decepticons!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

to be honest with ye i couldnt give to fucks what people think about me talk all ye shit about me if ye want just shows how petty and bitchy you are wont be using a forum again cause you just get people who slate you so talk all the shit you want to now (y)

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"to be honest with ye i couldnt give to fucks what people think about me talk all ye shit about me if ye want just shows how petty and bitchy you are wont be using a forum again cause you just get people who slate you so talk all the shit you want to now (y)"

Crikey OP you is pissed off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If we're not too careful he'll be another single guy bullied off the site by the same old faces on the forum, then this will be just another one of those threads that disappears.............

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Wow, thats one way of welcoming a new poster.

To the OP...don't be put off and welcome to the forum, but I think this has had it's day now.

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