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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay folks been on here a few weeks now and decided fuck it and updated my profile to reflect the real me! Let me know what yah think or if its too corny and would put people off?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from a few auto correct errors (tie extinguisher?) it is well written. But that's as good as it gets.
The first paragraph is crass and not at all funny. I guess me laughing at the 50 shades reference is not the desired effect? I'm sure some people would find the arrogance appealing but it;s not for me |
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"Okay folks been on here a few weeks now and decided fuck it and updated my profile to reflect the real me! Let me know what yah think or if its too corny and would put people off? "
Sorry but you lost me at 'tie extinguisher'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apart from a few auto correct errors (tie extinguisher?) it is well written. But that's as good as it gets.
The first paragraph is crass and not at all funny. I guess me laughing at the 50 shades reference is not the desired effect? I'm sure some people would find the arrogance appealing but it;s not for me"
Thanks really appreciated that feedback! I have now re-worded the first part to be less crass. I was simply taking a jibe at what most guys tend to put on here. The fifty shades was a joke! So yes it did have the desired effect 
Everyone will be glad to know I have corrected my grammar. Having fat thumbs mixed with a nut case bus driver is always going to cause problems. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guessing if ones tie should spontaneously self combust youd be handy to have around  "
I'm handy to have around anyway! Just wait until these tie extinguishers are on Dragons Den! Will make millions. |
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I like the re-write, very alluring and enticing...oh and the pics add to the whole experience. Good to see that advice is taken on board and put into action. I wish you well and I am positive you will be popular. Take care and stay safe! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like the re-write, very alluring and enticing...oh and the pics add to the whole experience. Good to see that advice is taken on board and put into action. I wish you well and I am positive you will be popular. Take care and stay safe! "
Kind words thank you Not sure about that but I do enjoy the forums. Very welcoming even as a new comer. Only been on two weeks but seems so much longer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I just had a wee look at your profile...and a perv on yer pics hehe!
I love the pics, ink and body, but i was put off alot by your profile text....the bit about not wanting anyone you know, to see you on here!
But then again "openness and total honesty" are my requirements for meets, not everyone else's!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just had a wee look at your profile...and a perv on yer pics hehe!
I love the pics, ink and body, but i was put off alot by your profile text....the bit about not wanting anyone you know, to see you on here!
But then again "openness and total honesty" are my requirements for meets, not everyone else's! "
Ahhh good point it could come across as I'm cheating on my gf when in reality I'm a single Pringle!!! Will reword that now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guessing if ones tie should spontaneously self combust youd be handy to have around
I'm handy to have around anyway! Just wait until these tie extinguishers are on Dragons Den! Will make millions."
Would imagine you have your uses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ahhh good point it could come across as I'm cheating on my gf when in reality I'm a single Pringle!!! Will reword that now "
Mmmmm....?
That's not what I was referring to, I just meant that YOU seemed maybe a bit wary of your family or mates seeing your face on this site...I have issues with folk who WON'T show face pics on profile,that's all...not suggesting you should change it as it may get you the type of meets you want! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Guessing if ones tie should spontaneously self combust youd be handy to have around
I'm handy to have around anyway! Just wait until these tie extinguishers are on Dragons Den! Will make millions.
Would imagine you have your uses "
I'm pretty good at screwing things!!? Like laugh bulbs, screws n other stuff? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ahhh good point it could come across as I'm cheating on my gf when in reality I'm a single Pringle!!! Will reword that now
Mmmmm....?
That's not what I was referring to, I just meant that YOU seemed maybe a bit wary of your family or mates seeing your face on this site...I have issue with folk who WON'T show face pics on profile,that's all...not suggesting you should change it as it may get you the type of meets you want! "
Ahh well I've changed it anyway :£ l did put if you want a pic just ask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thinks its funny and well written ! X "
Decent profile yourself! You could give me some advice as looking to go to a club but 100% new to the scene and need someone to ease me in x |
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"I thinks its funny and well written ! X
Decent profile yourself! You could give me some advice as looking to go to a club but 100% new to the scene and need someone to ease me in x"
Do you have a time machine? I would welcome you and your 'tie extinguisher' anytime. I've had to put out fires in the office a few times in the past Lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thinks its funny and well written ! X
Decent profile yourself! You could give me some advice as looking to go to a club but 100% new to the scene and need someone to ease me in x"
Messaged ya babe xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thinks its funny and well written ! X
Decent profile yourself! You could give me some advice as looking to go to a club but 100% new to the scene and need someone to ease me in x
Do you have a time machine? I would welcome you and your 'tie extinguisher' anytime. I've had to put out fires in the office a few times in the past Lol!! "
I don't have a time machine but sometimes I make the handle on my watch spin backwards so it looks like I'm travelling in time? Hmmmm did you cause those fires by any chance   |
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"I thinks its funny and well written ! X
Decent profile yourself! You could give me some advice as looking to go to a club but 100% new to the scene and need someone to ease me in x
Do you have a time machine? I would welcome you and your 'tie extinguisher' anytime. I've had to put out fires in the office a few times in the past Lol!!
I don't have a time machine but sometimes I make the handle on my watch spin backwards so it looks like I'm travelling in time? Hmmmm did you cause those fires by any chance "
Dont let those handles spin backwards too far...you might find me nursing you at the tit and spanking your tight bottom!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its not the worst, it's not the best. The reference to liking Puffin books aka Fifty Shades Of Gravel, is nothing new. Most women don't read teenagers books any more though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guessing if ones tie should spontaneously self combust youd be handy to have around
I'm handy to have around anyway! Just wait until these tie extinguishers are on Dragons Den! Will make millions.
Would imagine you have your uses
I'm pretty good at screwing things!!? Like laugh bulbs, screws n other stuff? "
Laugh bulbs? Is this some new fandangled... Craze or something not yet tried? |
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