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By *ig MB OP Man
over a year ago
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Okay so their is a lady who i constantly think about who lives around the corner from me. She is a full on hot milf with an arse to die for, she always smiles and says hello when we walk past eachother but she always looks at me like theirs something else their. So last time i walked past her i decided to turn and check her arse out one more time (after i had about 4 times), as i did so she turned and was obviously checking mine out as i had skin tight cycling shorts on. I want to fuck her so bad but what do i do surely next time i cant just stop and ask her for a fuck as im sure she is married with kids and im half her age. Wtf do i do  please help should i talk to her more next time? |
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"Okay so their is a lady who i constantly think about who lives around the corner from me. She is a full on hot milf with an arse to die for, she always smiles and says hello when we walk past eachother but she always looks at me like theirs something else their. So last time i walked past her i decided to turn and check her arse out one more time (after i had about 4 times), as i did so she turned and was obviously checking mine out as i had skin tight cycling shorts on. I want to fuck her so bad but what do i do surely next time i cant just stop and ask her for a fuck as im sure she is married with kids and im half her age. Wtf do i do please help should i talk to her more next time?"
Haha, ask her if you could take her out for a drink - she'll know! |
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"Next time just give that old arse a big slap. They love it. You'll be balls deep before you know what's hit you."
ahh, see what you mean about helpful advice  |
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By *ig MB OP Man
over a year ago
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"Next time just give that old arse a big slap. They love it. You'll be balls deep before you know what's hit you.
ahh, see what you mean about helpful advice "
Could end with a slap haha caught her again when she was walking the dog about half an hour ago bottled talking to her again this time she bent over to pick up her dogs shit when it hadnt shit i think she knows what i want but does she want the same? |
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By *ig MB OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you are sure she is married with kids, I would suggest you leave things well alone. Flirting is one thing, destruction of a family is another"
But what if shes into swinging and her husband doesnt mind either then am i missing out and how would i ever find out!!!! |
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"If you are sure she is married with kids, I would suggest you leave things well alone. Flirting is one thing, destruction of a family is another
But what if shes into swinging and her husband doesnt mind either then am i missing out and how would i ever find out!!!!"
Are you a tight arse? The advice of offering a drink was a good one. |
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By *ig MB OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you are sure she is married with kids, I would suggest you leave things well alone. Flirting is one thing, destruction of a family is another
But what if shes into swinging and her husband doesnt mind either then am i missing out and how would i ever find out!!!!
Are you a tight arse? The advice of offering a drink was a good one."
haha not at all but the problem is shes married think her husband will be happy her going for a drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are sure she is married with kids, I would suggest you leave things well alone. Flirting is one thing, destruction of a family is another
But what if shes into swinging and her husband doesnt mind either then am i missing out and how would i ever find out!!!!
Are you a tight arse? The advice of offering a drink was a good one.
haha not at all but the problem is shes married think her husband will be happy her going for a drink?"
It's to open up conversation d'oh. If she refuses and says she's married it puts you out of your misery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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if she keeps looking at you when you pass, then try engaging her in conversation.
sure, people have been doing this for years whilst walking pets.
however, try not to broach the subject of jumping on her.
you can tell a lot from a conversation.
try to take your horny head off for the duration otherwise you may read signals that arent there |
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"Next time just give that old arse a big slap. They love it. You'll be balls deep before you know what's hit you.
ahh, see what you mean about helpful advice
Could end with a slap haha caught her again when she was walking the dog about half an hour ago bottled talking to her again this time she bent over to pick up her dogs shit when it hadnt shit i think she knows what i want but does she want the same?"
so she bent over to pick up her dogs shit when it had not shit. And they say romance is dead. Strike up a conversation about dog shit. That will knock her dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next time just give that old arse a big slap. They love it. You'll be balls deep before you know what's hit you.
ahh, see what you mean about helpful advice
Could end with a slap haha caught her again when she was walking the dog about half an hour ago bottled talking to her again this time she bent over to pick up her dogs shit when it hadnt shit i think she knows what i want but does she want the same? so she bent over to pick up her dogs shit when it had not shit. And they say romance is dead. Strike up a conversation about dog shit. That will knock her dead. "
ah, see what you mean about helpful advice
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"If you are sure she is married with kids, I would suggest you leave things well alone. Flirting is one thing, destruction of a family is another
But what if shes into swinging and her husband doesnt mind either then am i missing out and how would i ever find out!!!!
Are you a tight arse? The advice of offering a drink was a good one.
haha not at all but the problem is shes married think her husband will be happy her going for a drink?
It's to open up conversation d'oh. If she refuses and says she's married it puts you out of your misery."
Ask her the time, or just say how are you today... If she's in an open relationship she will know what to do.... |
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By *ig MB OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you are sure she is married with kids, I would suggest you leave things well alone. Flirting is one thing, destruction of a family is another
But what if shes into swinging and her husband doesnt mind either then am i missing out and how would i ever find out!!!!
Are you a tight arse? The advice of offering a drink was a good one.
haha not at all but the problem is shes married think her husband will be happy her going for a drink?
It's to open up conversation d'oh. If she refuses and says she's married it puts you out of your misery.
Ask her the time, or just say how are you today... If she's in an open relationship she will know what to do...."
She did know what to do and very well turns out her husband loves watching her with someone else one drink leads to another |
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