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Dollie's do'd and don'ts for single men !
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Agghh! I've got to the stage where I really feel the need to do this list , and i'm sure my single female comrades will agree with some of them .... so here goes
1) PROFILE LIES : Chaps we are all getting older, so why post pics taken years ago when you still had Simon Cowell hair and a taut belly? And if you are a shorty , don't you think we ladies will notice the loss of 3 inches when you step outta your car?
2) REPEAT MESSAGES : If you get a 'no thanks' then don't keep mailing, I am not a goldfish I will remember you!
3)SQUIRTATION CERTIFICATE : If you believe the sole purpose of sex is to make me squirt, jog on, cos that attitude will leave me drier than a Jacob's Cream Cracker.
4) POSSESIVENESS :If we meet, don't then start watching what I do and who I meet etc, it really isn't your business!
5) F and F OFF :If I have invited you back to mine, don't just climb off, wipe your knob and be off before I've even got off the bed. It will guarantee no further invitation.
6) AND FINALLY : Don't send a message saying ' When did you last have cock?', cos the answer will be it's none of your business, but clearly one sent the message!
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"Wiping ones knob shows a certain level of etiquette, at least. Quite a low level, granted...  "
not if its wiped in the curtain tho! pmsl....
and yes i have to agree with the ops comments... well said that woman  |
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over a year ago
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"2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.
A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better."
You're a site supporter so when you look at someones profile it says if you have messaged them or not. |
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"2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.
A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better."
But I DO always give a polite no thanks, but then they just keep a coming back!
And it's nice to see the ladies agree that it's not nice if a chappy does his business and rushes off. After all, we ladies have put on our sexy undies and invited you to our homes, and have to do all the clearing up after! |
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"Lmao thanks dollie that's brightened a boring Saturday night  "
Hee hee, it was when I got an email from a guy I met ( he isn't mentioned on my profile ), saying 'When u last av cock'? Was he referring to when I last got close to a penis or when I last had chicken for supper? |
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"Lmao thanks dollie that's brightened a boring Saturday night
Hee hee, it was when I got an email from a guy I met ( he isn't mentioned on my profile ), saying 'When u last av cock'? Was he referring to when I last got close to a penis or when I last had chicken for supper?"
Yeah i get em too but I dont get it why the hell do they need to know cos whenever it was it ain't gonna them any closer to me having theirs!! |
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"Number 4 chimes with me. Had to block someone who behaved like that. "
DB9 Queen, I can really relate to what you wrote in your profile. I have a lovely regular playmate and sometimes i'll ask him what he would like me to wear in the bedroom. But if a bloke says ' Meet me in the pub in short skirt , no nix' he will be drinking alone! |
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7) Don't think you are doing us a favour and start making rules!
8) Don't walk into our home, sit down, put feet on coffee table and demand a sandwich cos you have just driven 40 miles!.....exit via front door with flea in ear! ( this happened to us!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4 
oi.....Some of us singles do actually! thank you very much ! 
Back me up here girls...lol"
I am glad we agree on that |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4
oi.....Some of us singles do actually! thank you very much !
Back me up here girls...lol
I am glad we agree on that "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh come on with regard to point 5 - i think its much better to wipe my cock at yours as its your juice. Be too rude to expect the next visit to allow me to wipe at hets |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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LOL at Squirtation Certificate. There are far too many men who, on finding out I do that, make it their goal for the evening. Squirting doesn't mean orgasm, and I'm just left frustrated and rather soggy. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Of course single woman never ever carry out numbers 1 & 4 "
glad you said that..... its like you never see it in the forums at all..
the condescendion is strong is this thread.. |
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Gosh , I didn't expect such a response lol But it's great to hear other ladies have experienced same issues as me.
Unless it has been a crap shag , I love nothing more than a cuppa and a cuddle after. Especially as I then have a bed to change, a living room to tidy etc.
I'm not saying we ladies are perfect, far from it, just sometimes it's good to get things off ones chest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread 
Oh lighten up
Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!"
No thanks ive seen enough cock
But really on here theres always threads that are light hearted and done with a bit a fun injected into them while getting their point across so to comment that its a bashing thread only turns it sour |
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"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread
Oh lighten up
Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!"
Oh dear, I think you need to take this thread in the spirit it was written!
FYI I have never bashed a single guy , I never ask for cock pics and I have met enough fellas off here who are absolutely ace! |
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"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread
Oh lighten up
Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!
No thanks ive seen enough cock
But really on here theres always threads that are light hearted and done with a bit a fun injected into them while getting their point across so to comment that its a bashing thread only turns it sour"
Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy |
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"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread
Oh lighten up
Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!
No thanks ive seen enough cock
But really on here theres always threads that are light hearted and done with a bit a fun injected into them while getting their point across so to comment that its a bashing thread only turns it sour
Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy "
Many threads get tedious, I think the kiss,fuck.avoid threads are.... so I dont read them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread
Oh lighten up
Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!
No thanks ive seen enough cock
But really on here theres always threads that are light hearted and done with a bit a fun injected into them while getting their point across so to comment that its a bashing thread only turns it sour
Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy
Many threads get tedious, I think the kiss,fuck.avoid threads are.... so I dont read them "
Fuck
(Missed the point .... Moi??) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2. is actually a worry of mine, because I don't always remember if I've had the brush-off of a deleted mail before.
A polite "thanks but no thanks" stick in the head better."
thats what the block features for, block them and you cant message again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yet another "single guys bashing " thread
Oh lighten up
Oh ok , do you want to see a picture of my cock ??? just following the stereotype !!!
No thanks ive seen enough cock
But really on here theres always threads that are light hearted and done with a bit a fun injected into them while getting their point across so to comment that its a bashing thread only turns it sour
Yeah I appreciate that , but when you've seen hundreds of them it gets tedious . Anyway rant over , don't want to appear grumpy
Many threads get tedious, I think the kiss,fuck.avoid threads are.... so I dont read them
Fuck
(Missed the point .... Moi??) "
Only just got that |
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