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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, so I'm tired after being up most of the night and not for a good reason. I have enjoyed reading the forum posts to keep me entertained when I try to rest my weary head. I find a lot of the posts are from single guys asking for profile advice or moaning that nobody wants to shag them. Well here is my advice which I hope puts pay to the drivel so we can all enjoy the forums for the better.
1) Put any thoughts you had about joining fab to get a quick shag out of your head ( if this is what you want go to your local grab a granny night)
2) Put some thought into your profile it is annoying to read will fill this bit in later. The profile is your chance to sell yourself. Think of all the other single guys on here if their profile sounds more interesting then you've lost.
3) please don't write a status saying things like 'I really need to lick pussy tonight' or 'Who wants to suck my throbbing custard chucker' would you really say that to a girl you've just met???
4)Now please boys take this advice and remember just cause your on a swinging site it doesn't mean your going to get laid with little or no effort on your part.
Happy swinging
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!"
Well seeing as your asking..... lol
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over a year ago
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!"
What about us below? Maybe I want a good shafting!
Meh too late!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!
Well seeing as your asking..... lol
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sorry u timewaster i asked about two minutes ago...I'd be better off down the pub with the hot playboy centerfolds than Iam here.Go waste someone elses time thanks.
(if i dont get lucky cos they stuck up cows n that, u dont mind if I ask again, as my second or third choice?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!
What about us below? Maybe I want a good shafting!
Meh too late! "
och well UR loss!..have some patience...I only have one cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, so I'm tired after being up most of the night and not for a good reason. I have enjoyed reading the forum posts to keep me entertained when I try to rest my weary head. I find a lot of the posts are from single guys asking for profile advice or moaning that nobody wants to shag them. Well here is my advice which I hope puts pay to the drivel so we can all enjoy the forums for the better.
1) Put any thoughts you had about joining fab to get a quick shag out of your head ( if this is what you want go to your local grab a granny night)
2) Put some thought into your profile it is annoying to read will fill this bit in later. The profile is your chance to sell yourself. Think of all the other single guys on here if their profile sounds more interesting then you've lost.
3) please don't write a status saying things like 'I really need to lick pussy tonight' or 'Who wants to suck my throbbing custard chucker' would you really say that to a girl you've just met???
4)Now please boys take this advice and remember just cause your on a swinging site it doesn't mean your going to get laid with little or no effort on your part.
Happy swinging
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5) Single guys dont get stuck behind a PC - attend socials and clubs...meet and greet time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, so I'm tired after being up most of the night and not for a good reason. I have enjoyed reading the forum posts to keep me entertained when I try to rest my weary head. I find a lot of the posts are from single guys asking for profile advice or moaning that nobody wants to shag them. Well here is my advice which I hope puts pay to the drivel so we can all enjoy the forums for the better.
1) Put any thoughts you had about joining fab to get a quick shag out of your head ( if this is what you want go to your local grab a granny night)
2) Put some thought into your profile it is annoying to read will fill this bit in later. The profile is your chance to sell yourself. Think of all the other single guys on here if their profile sounds more interesting then you've lost.
3) please don't write a status saying things like 'I really need to lick pussy tonight' or 'Who wants to suck my throbbing custard chucker' would you really say that to a girl you've just met???
4)Now please boys take this advice and remember just cause your on a swinging site it doesn't mean your going to get laid with little or no effort on your part.
Happy swinging
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5) Single guys dont get stuck behind a PC - attend socials and clubs...meet and greet time "
some are stuck behind their phones in their cars...facetime facetime kik kik whatsappwhatsapp meeeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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duly noted
there's no harm in asking for some advice though if you think you've covered the basics and for some reason cant see the glaring mistakes that seasoned vets will pick up on straight away
some people need the help while others don't make the effort. while the line between is very thin, people are still individuals and should be treated as such |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, so I'm tired after being up most of the night and not for a good reason. I have enjoyed reading the forum posts to keep me entertained when I try to rest my weary head. I find a lot of the posts are from single guys asking for profile advice or moaning that nobody wants to shag them. Well here is my advice which I hope puts pay to the drivel so we can all enjoy the forums for the better.
1) Put any thoughts you had about joining fab to get a quick shag out of your head ( if this is what you want go to your local grab a granny night)
2) Put some thought into your profile it is annoying to read will fill this bit in later. The profile is your chance to sell yourself. Think of all the other single guys on here if their profile sounds more interesting then you've lost.
3) please don't write a status saying things like 'I really need to lick pussy tonight' or 'Who wants to suck my throbbing custard chucker' would you really say that to a girl you've just met???
4)Now please boys take this advice and remember just cause your on a swinging site it doesn't mean your going to get laid with little or no effort on your part.
Happy swinging
to add
5) Single guys dont get stuck behind a PC - attend socials and clubs...meet and greet time
some are stuck behind their phones in their cars...facetime facetime kik kik whatsappwhatsapp meeeeeee"
shhhhhh...dont want to give too much away to competition  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!
Well seeing as your asking..... lol
sorry u timewaster i asked about two minutes ago...I'd be better off down the pub with the hot playboy centerfolds than Iam here.Go waste someone elses time thanks.
(if i dont get lucky cos they stuck up cows n that, u dont mind if I ask again, as my second or third choice?)"
Lol. Sorry if i'm not your first choice then forget it. Humph.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok, so I'm tired after being up most of the night and not for a good reason. I have enjoyed reading the forum posts to keep me entertained when I try to rest my weary head. I find a lot of the posts are from single guys asking for profile advice or moaning that nobody wants to shag them. Well here is my advice which I hope puts pay to the drivel so we can all enjoy the forums for the better.
1) Put any thoughts you had about joining fab to get a quick shag out of your head ( if this is what you want go to your local grab a granny night)
2) Put some thought into your profile it is annoying to read will fill this bit in later. The profile is your chance to sell yourself. Think of all the other single guys on here if their profile sounds more interesting then you've lost.
3) please don't write a status saying things like 'I really need to lick pussy tonight' or 'Who wants to suck my throbbing custard chucker' would you really say that to a girl you've just met???
4)Now please boys take this advice and remember just cause your on a swinging site it doesn't mean your going to get laid with little or no effort on your part.
Happy swinging
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5) Single guys dont get stuck behind a PC - attend socials and clubs...meet and greet time "
Good point. Although hubby and I haven't plucked up the courage to attend a club yet.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!
Well seeing as your asking..... lol
sorry u timewaster i asked about two minutes ago...I'd be better off down the pub with the hot playboy centerfolds than Iam here.Go waste someone elses time thanks.
(if i dont get lucky cos they stuck up cows n that, u dont mind if I ask again, as my second or third choice?)
Lol. Sorry if i'm not your first choice then forget it. Humph.
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u ranked up a knotch by stamping ur feet..now send me fanny shots etc, and ur ma number 1 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"do any of the above want there hot wet cunts slammed hard???- just asking ffs, dont look at me like that...innocent question FFS!
this sites terrible!
Well seeing as your asking..... lol
sorry u timewaster i asked about two minutes ago...I'd be better off down the pub with the hot playboy centerfolds than Iam here.Go waste someone elses time thanks.
(if i dont get lucky cos they stuck up cows n that, u dont mind if I ask again, as my second or third choice?)
Lol. Sorry if i'm not your first choice then forget it. Humph.
u ranked up a knotch by stamping ur feet..now send me fanny shots etc, and ur ma number 1"
Lol your so charming I will of course send those pics right away.
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