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If any one could help me i would really appriciate it and im sure J would to.
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"vodka always works for me about a half a bottle happy anal x " you use a half bottle of vodka for anal? surely a penis would be more comfortable.  | |||
"Hi M here, i need help. Me and J have been together for nearly 5 years and anal has only happened a hand full of times and even then it was not very good. We have had a few meets and each time the male has asked to do it. I see on profiles that women do it alot and i just dont understand how they can do it, It hurts way to much lol, .
If any one could help me i would really appriciate it and im sure J would to.
Thanks xx"I have some great tips I could share with you, problem is I'm not so good with words, so would be better showing you in person, lol.  | |||
"vodka always works for me about a half a bottle happy anal x you use a half bottle of vodka for anal? surely a penis would be more comfortable. "You've not seen those dildo shaped bottles of vodka you can get now? They're popular with hen parties. | |||
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"Hi M here, i need help. Me and J have been together for nearly 5 years and anal has only happened a hand full of times and even then it was not very good. We have had a few meets and each time the male has asked to do it. I see on profiles that women do it alot and i just dont understand how they can do it, It hurts way to much lol, .
If any one could help me i would really appriciate it and im sure J would to.
Thanks xx"It doesn't work for everyone, tried it but just don't like it, and don't I like the idea of being forced to do something painful and without pleasure just to please some man. If you're the same just say "no"! | |||
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"Can any one suggest good poppers that actually work. Ive heard alot of them dont. X" Liquid gold maybe? | |||
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"All the above is good advice but poppers relax the muscles and help immensely. Contrary to some beliefs poppers are legal and sold in many shops but they are called "room oderisers"" The problem is poppers are not like they were a few years ago. They are still legal but a lot weaker. | |||
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"To paraphrase 70's pop group "Racy"... Some girls will Some gilrs won't Some girls like it and Some girls don't... I have been with a girl who had massive orgasms during anal sex, it was a big big turn on. Curiously, from this guys point of view, anal sex is only a big deal if it's not on offer. It's as much a psychological thing as anything else..." typical male..if he cant have it he wants it!! | |||
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"Yep. As with most things, the thrill of the chase is as, if not more, exciting than the end result..." same for us ladies ya know...men dont have the monopoly on the chase...beware predetory females!!!! lol | |||
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"Doesn't the fact that past experiences have not been too good and that the advice given is to :- Douche, flush , wash, relax, lube , play , probe, condom up, finger, ease, wince , and any other stuff mentioned indicate that the arsehole is a one way system for letting shit out ? I'm waiting for someone to explain/describe the rudimentaries of nasal penetration. I don't think I'll have to wait long. " Would a man with a dick small enough to shove up your nasal passage advertise that?!! | |||
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"Doesn't the fact that past experiences have not been too good and that the advice given is to :- Douche, flush , wash, relax, lube , play , probe, condom up, finger, ease, wince , and any other stuff mentioned indicate that the arsehole is a one way system for letting shit out ? I'm waiting for someone to explain/describe the rudimentaries of nasal penetration. I don't think I'll have to wait long. Would a man with a dick small enough to shove up your nasal passage advertise that?!! "Oh come on ! Be fair! With a lot of blowing then douching , a ton of lube , some hours of fingerin' and stretchin' then gentle entry techniques King Dong could get up there! Sod nature and pain ..... it's doable as long as the recipient is convinced that their pain is for the cause. You can convince stupid people that anythings alright AND make them feel guilty if they don't do it. | |||
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"Hey everyone, tried all the advice you gave but could still only manage to get it in half way lol. But still it made j come so it worked. He can wait another couple of years now Lmao. Thanks again Xx" The simple answer would be to find a guy with a smaller cock and let him drill the "pilot hole"! 
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"Doesn't the fact that past experiences have not been too good and that the advice given is to :- Douche, flush , wash, relax, lube , play , probe, condom up, finger, ease, wince , and any other stuff mentioned indicate that the arsehole is a one way system for letting shit out ? I'm waiting for someone to explain/describe the rudimentaries of nasal penetration. I don't think I'll have to wait long. Would a man with a dick small enough to shove up your nasal passage advertise that?!!
Oh come on ! Be fair! With a lot of blowing then douching , a ton of lube , some hours of fingerin' and stretchin' then gentle entry techniques King Dong could get up there! Sod nature and pain ..... it's doable as long as the recipient is convinced that their pain is for the cause. You can convince stupid people that anythings alright AND make them feel guilty if they don't do it. "Can't say that's'been my experince as men beg me to shove things up their arses!
My vibrating, squirting strap on and vibrating, inflating butt plug to name but two of my toys get plenty of use. I like anal but that is reserved for very special friends 
Much prefer to be rimmed! | |||
"I've done it with 2 women and it was quite a different experience each time. One woman (late 30's), rarely did it and it happened by chance. She was very wet and I slipped a finger in, after more teasing, lubing up I bent her over and eased it in slowly, there was a definite moment when I got it in, nice and tight and followed by a lot of moaning (in a good way). The second was with a woman in her late 20's, I had got the lube out and was getting ready to warm her up and the hubby said just bang it in, I actually think her pussy was tighter because my cock pretty much did just slide in with a little effort. I much prefer the occassional anal when it still has novelty value lol" Yeah , Must be better to get to arse holes before they've been destroyed. Fancy anyone having to put up with one as slack as a virgin's fanny. | |||
"I've done it with 2 women and it was quite a different experience each time. One woman (late 30's), rarely did it and it happened by chance. She was very wet and I slipped a finger in, after more teasing, lubing up I bent her over and eased it in slowly, there was a definite moment when I got it in, nice and tight and followed by a lot of moaning (in a good way). The second was with a woman in her late 20's, I had got the lube out and was getting ready to warm her up and the hubby said just bang it in, I actually think her pussy was tighter because my cock pretty much did just slide in with a little effort. I much prefer the occassional anal when it still has novelty value lol Yeah , Must be better to get to arse holes before they've been destroyed. Fancy anyone having to put up with one as slack as a virgin's fanny." Granny!!!! | |||
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"Tight ass = good for everyone. Loose ass = mess lol" A prolapsed asshole is a disaster!! | |||
"I've done it with 2 women and it was quite a different experience each time. One woman (late 30's), rarely did it and it happened by chance. She was very wet and I slipped a finger in, after more teasing, lubing up I bent her over and eased it in slowly, there was a definite moment when I got it in, nice and tight and followed by a lot of moaning (in a good way). The second was with a woman in her late 20's, I had got the lube out and was getting ready to warm her up and the hubby said just bang it in, I actually think her pussy was tighter because my cock pretty much did just slide in with a little effort. I much prefer the occassional anal when it still has novelty value lol Yeah , Must be better to get to arse holes before they've been destroyed. Fancy anyone having to put up with one as slack as a virgin's fanny." Erm, wouldnt a virgins fanny be quite tight? | |||
"I've done it with 2 women and it was quite a different experience each time. One woman (late 30's), rarely did it and it happened by chance. She was very wet and I slipped a finger in, after more teasing, lubing up I bent her over and eased it in slowly, there was a definite moment when I got it in, nice and tight and followed by a lot of moaning (in a good way). The second was with a woman in her late 20's, I had got the lube out and was getting ready to warm her up and the hubby said just bang it in, I actually think her pussy was tighter because my cock pretty much did just slide in with a little effort. I much prefer the occassional anal when it still has novelty value lol Yeah , Must be better to get to arse holes before they've been destroyed. Fancy anyone having to put up with one as slack as a virgin's fanny. Erm, wouldnt a virgins fanny be quite tight?" Yes Sweetness n Light but not tight enough for some, it seems | |||
"I've done it with 2 women and it was quite a different experience each time. One woman (late 30's), rarely did it and it happened by chance. She was very wet and I slipped a finger in, after more teasing, lubing up I bent her over and eased it in slowly, there was a definite moment when I got it in, nice and tight and followed by a lot of moaning (in a good way). The second was with a woman in her late 20's, I had got the lube out and was getting ready to warm her up and the hubby said just bang it in, I actually think her pussy was tighter because my cock pretty much did just slide in with a little effort. I much prefer the occassional anal when it still has novelty value lol Yeah , Must be better to get to arse holes before they've been destroyed. Fancy anyone having to put up with one as slack as a virgin's fanny. Granny!!!! "I'd say sorry if I could stop laffin' xxx | |||
"Tight ass = good for everyone. Loose ass = mess lol" Oh ......... how do they get to be loose ?? | |||
"I've done it with 2 women and it was quite a different experience each time. One woman (late 30's), rarely did it and it happened by chance. She was very wet and I slipped a finger in, after more teasing, lubing up I bent her over and eased it in slowly, there was a definite moment when I got it in, nice and tight and followed by a lot of moaning (in a good way). The second was with a woman in her late 20's, I had got the lube out and was getting ready to warm her up and the hubby said just bang it in, I actually think her pussy was tighter because my cock pretty much did just slide in with a little effort. I much prefer the occassional anal when it still has novelty value lol Yeah , Must be better to get to arse holes before they've been destroyed. Fancy anyone having to put up with one as slack as a virgin's fanny. Erm, wouldnt a virgins fanny be quite tight? Yes Sweetness n Light but not tight enough for some, it seems "I don't recall being given the choice between anal sex or sex with a virgin - that's a whole different kettle of poisson!! | |||
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