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How can I improve my cock ?

By *ysteryboat OP Man over a year ago

Brighton

Nobody is giving my cock the attention that he deserves.

I have a picture of it in my private gallery but I don't display it publicly because of its job.

I've seen many other cocks that claim to be 8-9 inches but are clearly no more than 6 inches. Should it get my cock a PR agent ?

My cock says that if I don't do something about it, he will consider leaving me.

Really genuinely seeking advice here. No, really. Honest & true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get some Formaldehyde and a small pickle jar

Cut your knob off and immerse it.

post pix on the net youll get loads of interest PR job Done

and as a bonus it will probably swell to a greater thickness and length

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

I'd suggest buying a miniature Sky remote and take a picture of it next to it and claim its 10 inches, works every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeremy Beadle used to have a similar problem....on one hand his cock seemed quite small...but on the other......etc.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

PR agent? Penile Reality agent

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple over a year ago

Bathgate

"Jeremy Beadle used to have a similar problem....on one hand his cock seemed quite small...but on the other......etc.

I actually lol at this ...fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody is giving my cock the attention that he deserves.

I have a picture of it in my private gallery but I don't display it publicly because of its job.

I've seen many other cocks that claim to be 8-9 inches but are clearly no more than 6 inches. Should it get my cock a PR agent ?

My cock says that if I don't do something about it, he will consider leaving me.

Really genuinely seeking advice here. No, really. Honest & true. "

Your the boss don't let it talk to you like that

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By *rthur WrightusMan over a year ago

Round the Bend

Call your cocks bluff, tell him to make his mind up if he is cumming or going, don't let him piss you off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make it go public might be shy hiding

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Get some brochures about evening classes from your local college and encourage your cock to improve itself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be happy to give it a stiff talking to if you like?

It may be feeling down... If your hanging around with a couple of nuts every day and your neighbour is an arsehole then it's bound to have an effect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be happy to give it a stiff talking to if you like?

It may be feeling down... If your hanging around with a couple of nuts every day and your neighbour is an arsehole then it's bound to have an effect! "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a lot of bollocks being talked about on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd suggest buying a miniature Sky remote and take a picture of it next to it and claim its 10 inches, works every time

hahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you considered the benefits of a makeover?

Maybe a confidence booster is required ?

A new haircut? A relaxing massage at a spa? A tanning session? (Which may attract a whole new bunch of friends and admirers!)

Treat the little fella - a bit of pampering goes a long way!

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

"Nobody is giving my cock the attention that he deserves.

I have a picture of it in my private gallery but I don't display it publicly because of its job.

I've seen many other cocks that claim to be 8-9 inches but are clearly no more than 6 inches. Should it get my cock a PR agent ?

Are you a porn star and afraid your cock will be recognised lol

My cock says that if I don't do something about it, he will consider leaving me.

Really genuinely seeking advice here. No, really. Honest & true. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be happy to give it a stiff talking to if you like?

It may be feeling down... If your hanging around with a couple of nuts every day and your neighbour is an arsehole then it's bound to have an effect! "

Seriously funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd suggest buying a miniature Sky remote and take a picture of it next to it and claim its 10 inches, works every time

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell him you'll hire a Polish cock , who'll work harder and longer!!!!

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By *aytimeCoupleCouple over a year ago

Derby

"Jeremy Beadle used to have a similar problem....on one hand his cock seemed quite small...but on the other......etc.