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Still having no luck please help!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I joined this wonderful site a couple of months ago. I had the expectation that all these sex starved women would be so grateful that there was an equally desperate guy willing to shag them.
Boy was I disappointed, I spent two whole weeks waiting for my inbox to be flooded with offers but no it remained empty. I thought if I took a couple of months off by the time I came back I should have at least a dozen offers.
Once again I was dismayed to find my inbox empty. I have heard having a short profile with lots of dick pictures etc is the way to go also sending random messages asking if you want to hook up is a winner.
It seems like a lot of hard work on her and I am baffled as why so much effort is needed when all you couples and females are gagging for anyone with a dick and a heartbeat to give you one!
Have I misjudged this site and is there anything I can do to be more proactive without too much effort to increase my chances of a shag??
All advice and suggestions are welcome
Thank you in advance from a very confused and naive man.  |
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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago
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Yes. There's tons of proactive things to boost your chances.
Participate often in the forums, complaining about your bad luck and how unfair it is for single men. Women here love to help, just need to know what men really need a shag, they assume that men that do not moan here is because they're getting their cocks wet often, so they can focus on the ones with their dicks drier than the Sahara. I have heard there's a shared rota list but not sure who's in charge of it at the mo.
Write a good copy/paste message and send it to as many profiles you can. Firstly, it shows effort and perseverance, and willingness to put effort. Secondly, that you are genuinely interested in sex and your commitment to fuck anyone. It puts you well above all those men who are picky and only fuck with the women they make a good connection.
Can think of a few more, let me know if you need additional suggestions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes. There's tons of proactive things to boost your chances.
Participate often in the forums, complaining about your bad luck and how unfair it is for single men. Women here love to help, just need to know what men really need a shag, they assume that men that do not moan here is because they're getting their cocks wet often, so they can focus on the ones with their dicks drier than the Sahara. I have heard there's a shared rota list but not sure who's in charge of it at the mo.
Write a good copy/paste message and send it to as many profiles you can. Firstly, it shows effort and perseverance, and willingness to put effort. Secondly, that you are genuinely interested in sex and your commitment to fuck anyone. It puts you well above all those men who are picky and only fuck with the women they make a good connection.
Can think of a few more, let me know if you need additional suggestions."
Ahhh you almost read my mind, I knew I was sort of on the right track with my approach.
Legs should be parting for me very soon I feel  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Verification.
Everyone knows that, once you’ve had your first verification, the floodgates are wide open! "
Well I need the woman and couples to get moving and come see me before I get a verification.
It’s a chicken and egg sort of situation  |
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"Verification.
Everyone knows that, once you’ve had your first verification, the floodgates are wide open!
Well I need the woman and couples to get moving and come see me before I get a verification.
It’s a chicken and egg sort of situation "
Organised social (or club) is your friend, my friend.
It’s written in Fab bible. |
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Also consider a change of username, that reflects your levels of disappointment with the said users here, as well as frequent status updates too.
Asking for fabs on your cock pics will get to top ranking and unlimited demands to get it inside them. Go to socials and show your portfolio to all.
But you must share your pain daily in the forum. The forum pity fuck crew will see to you |
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You have started well, by being in the forums.
Try starting a few threads
'do women want my huge cock?
'are women interested in my highly specific roleplay / fetish?'
That will help those ladies who missed seeing your profile. |
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"Remember it's a swingers site first and fomost and you just called all the women desperate . The men to women is 100 to 1 at least and they have seen it read it all before .
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I think that was attempted humour.
OP I am not sure how much is meant as a piss take and how much you genuinely want advice and suggestions, including on your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try occasionally threatening to leave or take a break, it will show all the women that they only have a finite chance with someone as desperate as you so they should seize it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I joined this wonderful site a couple of months ago. I had the expectation that all these sex starved women would be so grateful that there was an equally desperate guy willing to shag them.
Boy was I disappointed, I spent two whole weeks waiting for my inbox to be flooded with offers but no it remained empty. I thought if I took a couple of months off by the time I came back I should have at least a dozen offers.
Once again I was dismayed to find my inbox empty. I have heard having a short profile with lots of dick pictures etc is the way to go also sending random messages asking if you want to hook up is a winner.
It seems like a lot of hard work on her and I am baffled as why so much effort is needed when all you couples and females are gagging for anyone with a dick and a heartbeat to give you one!
Have I misjudged this site and is there anything I can do to be more proactive without too much effort to increase my chances of a shag??
All advice and suggestions are welcome
Thank you in advance from a very confused and naive man. "
Put up a few pictures of your penis next to a sky remote, or a Lynx deodorant..
Preferably in a bathroom next to a toilet..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try occasionally threatening to leave or take a break, it will show all the women that they only have a finite chance with someone as desperate as you so they should seize it!"
What an excellent idea, the perfect status I think  |
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"Try occasionally threatening to leave or take a break, it will show all the women that they only have a finite chance with someone as desperate as you so they should seize it!"
That's it!
I'm leaving! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I joined this wonderful site a couple of months ago. I had the expectation that all these sex starved women would be so grateful that there was an equally desperate guy willing to shag them.
Boy was I disappointed, I spent two whole weeks waiting for my inbox to be flooded with offers but no it remained empty. I thought if I took a couple of months off by the time I came back I should have at least a dozen offers.
Once again I was dismayed to find my inbox empty. I have heard having a short profile with lots of dick pictures etc is the way to go also sending random messages asking if you want to hook up is a winner.
It seems like a lot of hard work on her and I am baffled as why so much effort is needed when all you couples and females are gagging for anyone with a dick and a heartbeat to give you one!
Have I misjudged this site and is there anything I can do to be more proactive without too much effort to increase my chances of a shag??
All advice and suggestions are welcome
Thank you in advance from a very confused and naive man.
Put up a few pictures of your penis next to a sky remote, or a Lynx deodorant..
Preferably in a bathroom next to a toilet..
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You wouldn’t see my penis if I put it next to a matchbox let alone a remote or Lynx can!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find all this sarcastic piss taking a bit odd. Isn’t it better to be positive about yourself than negative about others? Also it’s been done to death. Mind you guess that applies to many topics "
It’s just a little Fab satire hopefully taken in good humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely? |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?"
Your constant puts downs of larger women are so sexy  |
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"Yes. There's tons of proactive things to boost your chances.
Participate often in the forums, complaining about your bad luck and how unfair it is for single men. Women here love to help, just need to know what men really need a shag, they assume that men that do not moan here is because they're getting their cocks wet often, so they can focus on the ones with their dicks drier than the Sahara. I have heard there's a shared rota list but not sure who's in charge of it at the mo.
Write a good copy/paste message and send it to as many profiles you can. Firstly, it shows effort and perseverance, and willingness to put effort. Secondly, that you are genuinely interested in sex and your commitment to fuck anyone. It puts you well above all those men who are picky and only fuck with the women they make a good connection.
Can think of a few more, let me know if you need additional suggestions."
You're on top form this week . |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?"
Charmer. How's that going for you? |
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"Verification.
Everyone knows that, once you’ve had your first verification, the floodgates are wide open!
Well I need the woman and couples to get moving and come see me before I get a verification.
It’s a chicken and egg sort of situation
Organised social (or club) is your friend, my friend.
It’s written in Fab bible."
BINGO
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?"
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we. |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we."
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get."
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new "
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?"
I’ve had my moneys worth mate thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we."
You’re not missing much my mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
"
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration "
Haha will take that as sarcasm so at least you’ve got a bit of humour. You’re on the right path my mate |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration
Haha will take that as sarcasm so at least you’ve got a bit of humour. You’re on the right path my mate "
Nah I.am completely humourless and self centred, I think I should do well on here with those attributes |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration
Haha will take that as sarcasm so at least you’ve got a bit of humour. You’re on the right path my mate
Nah I.am completely humourless and self centred, I think I should do well on here with those attributes "
May the force be with you
May the odds be ever in your favour
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration
Haha will take that as sarcasm so at least you’ve got a bit of humour. You’re on the right path my mate
Nah I.am completely humourless and self centred, I think I should do well on here with those attributes
May the force be with you
May the odds be ever in your favour
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration "
Would you mind taking some off me, there's only so much clunge one man can satisfy.
*thanks in advance |
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"Change who you message, go for the ‘curvy, fabulous ones’ maybe they’ll be flattered a middle aged man with his bottom showing as his profile picture, is what they’re missing.
If you need a shag that bad, find alternate contingencies, fab certainly shouldn’t be your go to. The forums asking for help, will get you nothing but presumptuous responses from the clicks and swinging veterans who will hex any single male asking anything other than fab a photo above.
Use each no reply as a thank god and be grateful you didn’t meet ‘cumslutbbw’ you’d rather masturbate alone surely?
Charmer. How's that going for you?
We can't all be as lucky as some on here ,can we.
Luck is rolling a dice and getting a 6. However, that still requires the effort of rolling the dice.
Luck is a funny old thing, the more effort I put in, the luckier I get.
Put more effort in?
Mmm I do not understand, I thought just by being on here….a middle aged man with his bum showing would be all the effort I need!!!
Honestly these women and couples should just take one look at that and be begging me to come join them.
Who knew it required effort, patience and a skin like a Rhino to get some action on Fab!!
Welll even a middle aged man can learn something new
My biog just says FaF. Couldn't even bothered to write the full question.
1 grainy pic of me knob, hanging out over a toilet pan.
I'm fighting the fanny off every day.
I've got shags booked up till early August.
Your way should be written into the how to be successful for single guys on Fab.
I doth my cap to you good sir, you are truly an inspiration
Would you mind taking some off me, there's only so much clunge one man can satisfy.
*thanks in advance "
More than happy to take up the slack, just signpost them to my profile and I will take it from there |
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I would say that fab is the place where you will find the least amount of sex. You'll have a few pleasant chats, but these will be unlikely to translate into anything. An initial interested reply will vanish as someone more interesting than you grabs their attention.
It's a buyers market and you are not what they want.
For me, a successful conclusion is that they have read a message and deleted it. I can then make a private note to not bother them again.
I have said to women on occasion that it must be a real burden to receive hundreds of messages, none of them worth choosing to pursue. |
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Keep it up with all the dick pics. It helps others to get higher up the heap of prospective men. Don't forget to have a Sky remote in the pic for size comparison. Also they love pictures with toilets in the background, seat up of course |
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"Keep it up with all the dick pics. It helps others to get higher up the heap of prospective men. Don't forget to have a Sky remote in the pic for size comparison. Also they love pictures with toilets in the background, seat up of course"
I have been given this suggestion before but unfortunately even the best telescopic lensed camera in the world wouldn’t be able to get of my pathetic looking minnow  |
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"Keep it up with all the dick pics. It helps others to get higher up the heap of prospective men. Don't forget to have a Sky remote in the pic for size comparison. Also they love pictures with toilets in the background, seat up of course
I have been given this suggestion before but unfortunately even the best telescopic lensed camera in the world wouldn’t be able to get of my pathetic looking minnow "
Then you need a miniature sky remote control for size comparison or aircraft type can of |
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