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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I am single bloke, quiet and unassuming but ok company. Never set out to.be something I am not but can't understand why I have friends or occasionally even get meets!!
From.what I keep reading on here this just shouldn't be happening!
Should I have plastic surgery,penile extension or go the gym to get ripped so I can cut down the number of people I can interract with?
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I'm not surprised you get meets. Excellent profile! Love it xx
If you'd like to reduce the amount of messaged you get can i suggest removing all your pics apart from one of your cock next to a roll on deodorant and changing your text to
'Wil fil this in l8r' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're lying - did nobody tell you everyone on this site is fake and all the profiles who claim to be female are actually men?
And when you do get messaged, they're only interested in collecting your pics and spending their time wasting yours.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op - how DARE you come on this site and be so successful??/ Don't you know you are supposed to post a MINIMUM - MINIMUM mark you!! - of THREE threads moaning about how you've been on here six months/ a year/two millenia etc and STILL not got a shag even though you have a 14" cock, an everlasting bottle of Joop and a tongue like an anteater..????
Blokes like you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!!
Okay, rant over - it's simple: you get meets for two key reasons. An amusing profile which, although a little long, keeps your attention, and secondly, that is a list of veris you have that you should be proud of.
And, most of all, you come over as YOURSELF and not an 'image' of what you think everyone wants.
Oh, and LOADS of patience.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right this seems to have backfired a little....I wanted replies like the Real Porks rant....not seeking praise...it was just a counter to the "single men think the world owes then threads"
I didn't want it to be a look at me thread.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right this seems to have backfired a little....I wanted replies like the Real Porks rant....not seeking praise...it was just a counter to the "single men think the world owes then threads"
I didn't want it to be a look at me thread.
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Be magnanimous in receipt of praise, Grasshopper.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right this seems to have backfired a little....I wanted replies like the Real Porks rant....not seeking praise...it was just a counter to the "single men think the world owes then threads"
I didn't want it to be a look at me thread.
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I have private mailed you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Profile had me laughing!
If you were closer I'd be definitely seeing if coffee was as much of a laugh"
You are all too kind
My coffee tour takes in all of the UK from Scotland to Devon....always happy to blow the froth off a Latte with fabbers!... |
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