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I do t know how to talk to woman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be yourself. We’re not as scary as everyone thinks.
There’s plenty of women on here, but you may struggle if you can’t speak to them. Remember, everyone is human and has hang ups.
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just be urself nd treat them with respect. like you wud with ur own mother. talk about likes nd dislikes, hobbies, music. like mentioned in the room. your only human so get urself out there. i;m sure when chatting to a lady you will get a good idea from her replies nd body language if your doing well or not. don't av any regrets in life. life it to the full m8. good luck   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same as the advice above, take an interest in them, ask them questions, look interested, make a joke or two to make them laugh, share some of your interests, just think in your head, you have nothing to lose but only to gain |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !  "
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast. |
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"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast."
That's the sort of chat that has women swooning  |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast.
That's the sort of chat that has women swooning "
That's the thing though, why imitate conversation to make em swoon if all you need is experience talking to the ladies?
Herrings burp and fart to each other to communicate their positions in a large shoal. |
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"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast.
That's the sort of chat that has women swooning
That's the thing though, why imitate conversation to make em swoon if all you need is experience talking to the ladies?
Herrings burp and fart to each other to communicate their positions in a large shoal."
Why indeed.
I didn't know that about herrings.
I never found it difficult to talk to men and my conversation is littered with random gardening chat and inaccurate historical observations. They either wander off confused or get bored into submission |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast.
That's the sort of chat that has women swooning
That's the thing though, why imitate conversation to make em swoon if all you need is experience talking to the ladies?
Herrings burp and fart to each other to communicate their positions in a large shoal.
Why indeed.
I didn't know that about herrings.
I never found it difficult to talk to men and my conversation is littered with random gardening chat and inaccurate historical observations. They either wander off confused or get bored into submission"
And then you pounce!
I'm realising that my wife is a very patient woman.
Some whales can get sunburn. Wait, that's not a fish!
The common eel always returns to the Sargasso sea to spawn. That's not a fish either.
The male seahorse carries the young. Still not a fish.
Guess I've run out. |
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"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast.
That's the sort of chat that has women swooning
That's the thing though, why imitate conversation to make em swoon if all you need is experience talking to the ladies?
Herrings burp and fart to each other to communicate their positions in a large shoal.
Why indeed.
I didn't know that about herrings.
I never found it difficult to talk to men and my conversation is littered with random gardening chat and inaccurate historical observations. They either wander off confused or get bored into submission
And then you pounce!
I'm realising that my wife is a very patient woman.
Some whales can get sunburn. Wait, that's not a fish!
The common eel always returns to the Sargasso sea to spawn. That's not a fish either.
The male seahorse carries the young. Still not a fish.
Guess I've run out."
I knew all that except the whale bit.
My husband is a very patient man |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"As daft as it may sound, they're not a separate species - just talk about them, you, your day, your interests, random facts about fish...
Random facts about fish !
The common European monkfish is a type of angler fish - it has a lure atop its head. When this is bumped by another smaller fish, prawn etc. the monk immediately snaps it's mouth open and ingests the water above (and whatever hapless creature is in it. It's a mechanical reaction, and incredibly fast.
That's the sort of chat that has women swooning
That's the thing though, why imitate conversation to make em swoon if all you need is experience talking to the ladies?
Herrings burp and fart to each other to communicate their positions in a large shoal.
Why indeed.
I didn't know that about herrings.
I never found it difficult to talk to men and my conversation is littered with random gardening chat and inaccurate historical observations. They either wander off confused or get bored into submission
And then you pounce!
I'm realising that my wife is a very patient woman.
Some whales can get sunburn. Wait, that's not a fish!
The common eel always returns to the Sargasso sea to spawn. That's not a fish either.
The male seahorse carries the young. Still not a fish.
Guess I've run out.
I knew all that except the whale bit.
My husband is a very patient man"
Sea OP, no trout about it, I'm shore you could reel a woman in with talk like that. |
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