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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

So a lot of my messages from single guys when they send the first message are short and simple

“Do you want to come and suck my cock today?”

So instead of blocking them I thought I would do a competition for the best and funniest reply

How can I reply next time?

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By *arried ExplorersCouple over a year ago

Newark

Yes, but after 10am; I'm having my teeth sharpened.

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

"if sucking your cock would really make me come, I'd be there. But what's in it for me?"

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Yes but you have to suck mine after

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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Yes, but after 10am; I'm having my teeth sharpened. "

Lol that’s a good one haha xx

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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

""if sucking your cock would really make me come, I'd be there. But what's in it for me?""

Good one xx

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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Yes but you have to suck mine after

Yes I like it lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like your approach. Short and simple. Bit like you really. I’m quite used to drinking straws so I think I’ll be ok with your dick too, and with a little effort I’m sure I can make it bend like one.

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

Of course I would, if you tell me who sucked it yesterday and who is lined up for tomorrow

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

“Do you want to come and suck my cock today?”

Only if I can steam roller

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By *andyrod1Man over a year ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

If they have photos of their penis you could try -

"Am l going to be sucking that? It looks like a penis, only smaller"

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Sorry, I only suck cock on odd days when the moon is in its full phase, and when my horoscope allows it.

Sorry, I only suck cock on the 30 and 31st of February.

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By *exandthesuburbans83Couple over a year ago

EASTBOURNE

What time is your wife home, she can watch. Im sure she would love it.

Yep sure (enter local mcdonalds car park to the address and time)

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple over a year ago

Brizzle

Will your wife be watching & can I play with her afterwards?

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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Sorry, I only suck cock on odd days when the moon is in its full phase, and when my horoscope allows it.

Sorry, I only suck cock on the 30 and 31st of February. "

Lol this is cool too xx

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Why of course I do, thanks for asking so politely. No one has ever thought to ask me that before. Where have you been all my life? Shall I book the registry office now? I'm so excited to suck your cock and for you to meet all my family

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By *ebootCouple over a year ago

Telford

Yes, just as soon as you find it.

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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Why of course I do, thanks for asking so politely. No one has ever thought to ask me that before. Where have you been all my life? Shall I book the registry office now? I'm so excited to suck your cock and for you to meet all my family

This is very good lol I love it xx

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By *amLaraCroft OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Yes, just as soon as you find it. "

Lol haha I like this short and sweet xx

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