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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got a neighbour who I always chat to in passing. He's a really nice bloke. I've seen his wife a few times in her dressing gown through their front window, which I think she uses as an office but I've never got to chat with her, though I'd like to. They are pretty much the perfect couple next door.
Is there a subtle way to find out if they are into or would be interested in swapping without being blatant and potentially come across rude if they aren't? Not wanting to 'shit on my own doorstep'. Any advice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a neighbour who I always chat to in passing. He's a really nice bloke. I've seen his wife a few times in her dressing gown through their front window, which I think she uses as an office but I've never got to chat with her, though I'd like to. They are pretty much the perfect couple next door.
Is there a subtle way to find out if they are into or would be interested in swapping without being blatant and potentially come across rude if they aren't? Not wanting to 'shit on my own doorstep'. Any advice?"
recipe for disaster...don't go there
separate your swing life day to day life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a neighbour who I always chat to in passing. He's a really nice bloke. I've seen his wife a few times in her dressing gown through their front window, which I think she uses as an office but I've never got to chat with her, though I'd like to. They are pretty much the perfect couple next door.
Is there a subtle way to find out if they are into or would be interested in swapping without being blatant and potentially come across rude if they aren't? Not wanting to 'shit on my own doorstep'. Any advice?"
How incredibly predatory and creepy! Why are you watching them in their own house?
Even if they are swingers it doesn't mean they would want to fuck you anyway!!  |
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How incredibly predatory and creepy! Why are you watching them in their own house?
Even if they are swingers it doesn't mean they would want to fuck you anyway!! "
ROFLMAO
Yeah, this.
Seriously OP, my neighbours are hot too, but there's no way I would go there. But hey, keep us updated if you do   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How incredibly predatory and creepy! Why are you watching them in their own house?
Even if they are swingers it doesn't mean they would want to fuck you anyway!! "
How is walking past someone's house, which is next to yours so unavoidable, and seeing someone through their front window predatory and creepy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How incredibly predatory and creepy! Why are you watching them in their own house?
Even if they are swingers it doesn't mean they would want to fuck you anyway!!
How is walking past someone's house, which is next to yours so unavoidable, and seeing someone through their front window predatory and creepy? "
It is creepy because you say she is in her dressing gown when you perv at her, you are also saying you want to swing with them. It is wrong on every level. Stop perving at your neighbours x |
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Is this the male of the couple?
Can't imagine too many women saying this..
I found the whole thing so disturbing/ non consensual even and would not really want you as neighbours, as for what you should do, I would suggest you behave more respectfully toward them and forget about the whole thing, it could end disastrously..
I am shocked by this thread... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
So you barely know them in fact you don't know the woman at all bar you have seen her in her dressing gown in her own home. And you say hi to the guy in passing and you want to fuck them and ask them are they swingers. Yep can't see how this could go completely wrong at all.Im sure they wouldn't find it at all creepy coming from a neighbour they barely know . |
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"Got a neighbour who I always chat to in passing. He's a really nice bloke. I've seen his wife a few times in her dressing gown through their front window, which I think she uses as an office but I've never got to chat with her, though I'd like to. They are pretty much the perfect couple next door.
Is there a subtle way to find out if they are into or would be interested in swapping without being blatant and potentially come across rude if they aren't? Not wanting to 'shit on my own doorstep'. Any advice?"
we find this quite creepy, just because she works from home you view her wearing house coat etc, what else you trying to view, our advice, forget about it |
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"So you barely know them in fact you don't know the woman at all bar you have seen her in her dressing gown in her own home. And you say hi to the guy in passing and you want to fuck them and ask them are they swingers. Yep can't see how this could go completely wrong at all.Im sure they wouldn't find it at all creepy coming from a neighbour they barely know ."
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Let just say they were (most likely hypothetically). I would say they are entitled to their private life and not havinh to worry about thinking if the neighbours are aware of their private activities. If they are not open about it or approaching you personally I would go with just forget about it. They do their thing (whatever that is or isn't) you do yours. |
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Even if my next door neighbours were the masked couple I see belting each other in the dungeon every week, then sucking 4 cocks at a time at the glory holes - there is no way in hell I would mess with anyone within a mile of my house. Absolutely no. |
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"Even if my next door neighbours were the masked couple I see belting each other in the dungeon every week, then sucking 4 cocks at a time at the glory holes - there is no way in hell I would mess with anyone within a mile of my house. Absolutely no."
This . If someday things goes south,the whole situation can become too much of a headache to handle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a neighbour who I always chat to in passing. He's a really nice bloke. I've seen his wife a few times in her dressing gown through their front window, which I think she uses as an office but I've never got to chat with her, though I'd like to. They are pretty much the perfect couple next door.
Is there a subtle way to find out if they are into or would be interested in swapping without being blatant and potentially come across rude if they aren't? Not wanting to 'shit on my own doorstep'. Any advice?
How incredibly predatory and creepy! Why are you watching them in their own house?
Even if they are swingers it doesn't mean they would want to fuck you anyway!! "
Very creepy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could always knock on and just be polite and say you haven't really chatted before be nice to have a brew together if she's free..
In regards to swinging I wouldn't shit where you eat, as with anything things can flip in an instant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Innuendo works wonders. Just put a funny slant on things and see what the reply is.
E.g. you could say to a postman, that's a big packet, been a while since I've had one of those".
I was telling my friend that my postman never fails to deliver at the right time, she just laughed.
I do like a nice big sausage.
I like my coffee with cream, just love a lot of cream in mine.
If they respond in a flirtatious way, be ready to continue with flirting, getting heavier and heavier at a pace that suits the occasion.
HOWEVER just because someone wears a dressing gown in their own home doesn't make them a swinger! Maybe wait till she openly flashes her tits at you and that changes things! Lol |
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How incredibly predatory and creepy! Why are you watching them in their own house?
Even if they are swingers it doesn't mean they would want to fuck you anyway!!
ROFLMAO
Yeah, this.
Seriously OP, my neighbours are hot too, but there's no way I would go there. But hey, keep us updated if you do "
Anyone deliver popcorn? |
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You want to ask your neighbours that you barely know about their sexual habits?
Gross.
"Hi mate, I know we've only talked in passing - and I haven't even met your wife yet (though she looks bangin' in her dressing gown) - but I wondered if we could all fuck?"
Do you think you sound like a good neighbour at the moment? |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
"You want to ask your neighbours that you barely know about their sexual habits?
Gross.
"Hi mate, I know we've only talked in passing - and I haven't even met your wife yet (though she looks bangin' in her dressing gown) - but I wondered if we could all fuck?"
Do you think you sound like a good neighbour at the moment?"
This ^^ and from a profile that’s over a year old and not met anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP there’s no mention of what your partner thinks about this.
Have you even discussed it with them because it’s all “I” and no “we”
Either way I think you’re at high risk of alienating your neighbours at the very least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want to ask your neighbours that you barely know about their sexual habits?
Gross.
"Hi mate, I know we've only talked in passing - and I haven't even met your wife yet (though she looks bangin' in her dressing gown) - but I wondered if we could all fuck?"
Do you think you sound like a good neighbour at the moment?
This ^^ and from a profile that’s over a year old and not met anyone "
Classic fantasist husband who's wife's is likely totally unaware he's made a couples profile on here and has put pictures of her naked on the Internet for all to see.
If she actually read his post
I bet she'd be horrified.
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
A word of caution based on observational experience!
A neighbouring MF couple, whom I strictly keep at arm's length, were very friendly with their next door young single female neighbour (several years ago); but things turned so sour that she had to leave because of the intense and vociferous animosity that arose out of a simple misunderstanding.
I would suggest you should never bother in a swinging context with anyone local.
I have several desirable and attractive female neighbours, but it would never go any further than that. Never! |
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"Got a neighbour who I always chat to in passing. He's a really nice bloke. I've seen his wife a few times in her dressing gown through their front window, which I think she uses as an office but I've never got to chat with her, though I'd like to. They are pretty much the perfect couple next door.
Is there a subtle way to find out if they are into or would be interested in swapping without being blatant and potentially come across rude if they aren't? Not wanting to 'shit on my own doorstep'. Any advice?"
was going to say he should spy on the neighbour at night on the off chance she might be topless in the living room or whatever window he sees her,lol, but he's gone. |
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