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"Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc?? "You can't. I lay a towel over plastic bags. Still don't work | |||
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"A waterproof mattress protector " Great thanks, will have a look for one lol | |||
"Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc??
You can't. I lay a towel over plastic bags. Still don't work"Damn! Lol | |||
"Shower curtain, towels and a spare quilt "Perfect thanks, will give it a go  | |||
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"Home bargains sell waterproof cot mats. 10 for about 3.50. Are quite big n work well. We always use them Enjoy "I've used these, they dont exactly give off a sexy vibe when you arrive at someone's home or hotel and whip one out. However much better than ruining their bed. Disposing of them feels yucky too. I just wish I didn't squirt. So many posts about how to make a woman squirt. Anyone got any ideas on how not to?  | |||
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"Invest in a good squirt blanket! I love mine, its amazing how much it can take..." do you squirt loads? | |||
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 thank you all for your advice, will get searching in my lunchbreak lol.
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"We do it by not meeting squirters. " Not sure why you needed to make us all aware of this, as obviously anyone who’s posting in here wouldn’t want to meet you either. | |||
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"Wow who knew there were so many things out there thank you all for your advice, will get searching in my lunchbreak lol.
"I’ve found a big kingside waterproof bed throw on Amazon and it looks so comfy it’s all fleecy and warm looking might have to invest | |||
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"Simple, just piss before you start fucking. " | |||
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"We do it by not meeting squirters. " Thank you for letting us all know. Another name to be added to my Blocklist.  | |||
"Simple, just piss before you start fucking. "I didn't realise it was that easy to stop squirting! My life is now changed forever!  | |||
"We do it by not meeting squirters. Thank you for letting us all know. Another name to be added to my Blocklist. "And mine | |||
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"Simple, just piss before you start fucking. "Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see. This is great for the blocklist. | |||
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"Invest in a good squirt blanket! I love mine, its amazing how much it can take... do you squirt loads?" Depends on the guy  | |||
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"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.
Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.
This is great for the blocklist."So please enlighten us? Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women? I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is? | |||
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"Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc?? "She could always sit on my face as she cums. I am not sure I could swallow it all but I would have a bloody good try xx | |||
"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.
Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.
This is great for the blocklist.
So please enlighten us?
Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?
I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?
"Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting | |||
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"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.
Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.
This is great for the blocklist.
So please enlighten us?
Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?
I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?
Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting"So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed. It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish. I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish. | |||
"Surely a towel is fine?? "Nooooooooo! I wish! | |||
"It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish." Oh, yey, another squirting thread that gets hijacked by those who feel compelled to tell everyone it's just piss. Gets a bit boring, doesn't it? It's also completely unnecessary (unless the thread is asking what squirting is). | |||
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"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.
Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.
This is great for the blocklist.
So please enlighten us?
Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?
I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?
Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting
So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.
It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.
I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish. "I apologise, didnt realise I was supposed to consult a surgeon before responding! But enlighten me please, was your ex a surgeon? Is she an expert of any kind? Is she medically trained, should we look for her name on the registrar? Sorry if I hit a nerve, I never said there was no piss, merely that it's not just piss and simply pissing before fucking isn't enough, depending on your partners skills! Have a fab day | |||
Alice x | |||
"splashblanket .com /collections/large-blankets/products/moon-blood-waterproof-squirt-blanket?variant=42151770259701 These look amazing - and some of the photos will probably go in my phone's vault too!
Alice x"Great tip! These look lovely and they are reasonably priced too. | |||
"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.
Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.
This is great for the blocklist.
So please enlighten us?
Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?
I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?
Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting
So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.
It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.
I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish. "Did those 5 years not teach you anything, or do I sense some bitterness there as you are no longer together (you used past tense as in "lived")? So now you feel the need of telling everyone that squirts they're just pissing themselves. And before you ask, no, I'm not a qualified MD, have no clue where the liquid comes from, but have loads of very supportive people in my life who at least don't mind me squirting. Some even love it, to the point of being highly disappointed if I don't squirt. | |||
"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?" I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem. However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine. Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours? | |||
"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is? I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem. However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine. Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours?" Not a passion, but when someone states it’s just wee and another “gusher” says “another uneducated fool” in response who is in fact the fool? Eh? I don’t mind what anyone does but I do think it’s worth saying when people are being derogatory to others over simple and plain fact, there is no separate gush, fluid, rain tank within the human body that can secrete the amounts of fluid that people want to mop up apart from the bladder. Simple fact! | |||
"Great tip! These look lovely and they are reasonably priced too." Just found a UK supplier: yonipleasurepalace . com /en-gb/collections/squirt-blanket | |||
"Great tip! These look lovely and they are reasonably priced too. Just found a UK supplier: yonipleasurepalace . com /en-gb/collections/squirt-blanket " I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place
Thank you | |||
"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place
Thank you "Where did you get it from? | |||
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"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place
Thank you
Where did you get it from?"Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol. Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq | |||
"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place
Thank you
Where did you get it from?
Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.
Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq"Can buy you another if we make one wet. Lol | |||
"Wish I had read this some years back. Had a nice lady over and biggest squirting ever seen or since. Took days for my bed to dry out and could not really have more fun in the bed till dry. She was fun though and apologetic and could not help letting it go" Sounds like you have some skills
Hairdryers can come in useful in this situation... appreciate not something all single guys own! | |||
"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place
Thank you
Where did you get it from?
Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.
Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq
Can buy you another if we make one wet. Lol"Just one? | |||
"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place
Thank you
Where did you get it from?
Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.
Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq
Can buy you another if we make one wet. Lol
Just one? "Lol times are hard with inflation but will go with the flow xxxxx | |||
"Home bargains sell waterproof cot mats. 10 for about 3.50. Are quite big n work well. We always use them Enjoy
I've used these, they dont exactly give off a sexy vibe when you arrive at someone's home or hotel and whip one out. However much better than ruining their bed. Disposing of them feels yucky too.
I just wish I didn't squirt.
So many posts about how to make a woman squirt. Anyone got any ideas on how not to? "Be proud most guys love it | |||
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"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is? I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem. However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine. Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours? Not a passion, but when someone states it’s just wee and another “gusher” says “another uneducated fool” in response who is in fact the fool? Eh? I don’t mind what anyone does but I do think it’s worth saying when people are being derogatory to others over simple and plain fact, there is no separate gush, fluid, rain tank within the human body that can secrete the amounts of fluid that people want to mop up apart from the bladder. Simple fact! "thanks for the mansplaining, but as you don’t have the capability to squirt, any medical qualifications or any research in the matter other than a squirting ex, im not really interested in your views nor is anyone else in this forum as it was originally about blankets not about peoples opinions on what squirting is or isn’t hence my original “derogatory” comment to which you can feel free to take offense to. | |||
"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is? I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem. However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine. Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours? Not a passion, but when someone states it’s just wee and another “gusher” says “another uneducated fool” in response who is in fact the fool? Eh? I don’t mind what anyone does but I do think it’s worth saying when people are being derogatory to others over simple and plain fact, there is no separate gush, fluid, rain tank within the human body that can secrete the amounts of fluid that people want to mop up apart from the bladder. Simple fact!
thanks for the mansplaining, but as you don’t have the capability to squirt, any medical qualifications or any research in the matter other than a squirting ex, im not really interested in your views nor is anyone else in this forum as it was originally about blankets not about peoples opinions on what squirting is or isn’t hence my original “derogatory” comment to which you can feel free to take offense to. "So because I can’t squirt it makes all medical science wrong! I haven’t taken offence to anything, but please just act in an adult and intelligent manner and stop being delusional about where your “ gush” comes from. Lol | |||
"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.
Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.
This is great for the blocklist.
So please enlighten us?
Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?
I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?
Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting
So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.
It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.
I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish.
Did those 5 years not teach you anything, or do I sense some bitterness there as you are no longer together (you used past tense as in "lived")? So now you feel the need of telling everyone that squirts they're just pissing themselves.
And before you ask, no, I'm not a qualified MD, have no clue where the liquid comes from, but have loads of very supportive people in my life who at least don't mind me squirting. Some even love it, to the point of being highly disappointed if I don't squirt. "I learnt an awful lot from her actually, but she was killed by a foreign d*unk driver whilst coming back from work, any bitterness I feel I can assure you was not toward her. To the asshole d*unk mucho bitterness. So sense all you want, because you like so many feel the need to make it personal. Oh, and yes you are just pishing yourself, accept it, enjoy it, as many do, I wouldn’t want anyone to feel bad about it. It’s natural for some. | |||
"splashblanket .com /collections/large-blankets/products/moon-blood-waterproof-squirt-blanket?variant=42151770259701 These look amazing - and some of the photos will probably go in my phone's vault too!
Alice x"Ooh I just looked this one up, looks ideal! Sadly out of stock…. Have you horny fabbers been shopping already lol. I like that fact that it just looks like a normal throw and wouldn’t know what it’s getting used for hehe. Thank you x | |||
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"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry " Yeah I know that’s why I was asking for some advice, last thing I want to do is make the female feel awkward or puts us all off and the horn disappears lol. I like the idea of a blanket cause just looks like a throw on your bed and would make us all feel like we’re not on edge to make a mess of my bed haha | |||
"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry Yeah I know that’s why I was asking for some advice, last thing I want to do is make the female feel awkward or puts us all off and the horn disappears lol. I like the idea of a blanket cause just looks like a throw on your bed and would make us all feel like we’re not on edge to make a mess of my bed haha " Maybe we could review all of the recommendations together with friends and give feedback. Would be horny doing. Sorry for being bad | |||
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"We do it by not meeting squirters. Thank you for letting us all know. Another name to be added to my Blocklist. "Add me to not into pissing | |||
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"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry " If you want romantic, I'd go for the mattress, waterproof sheet, waterproof, sheet combo or the absorbant throw option. I know I squirt. My lover wants me to squirt..so I don't mind the incontinence products. ymmv | |||
"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry If you want romantic, I'd go for the mattress, waterproof sheet, waterproof, sheet combo or the absorbant throw option. I know I squirt. My lover wants me to squirt..so I don't mind the incontinence products. ymmv" Mmmm I would love you to squirt all over me in my mouth all over my face I love it xx | |||
