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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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" Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
it was washed down the plug hole in Theatre 1 Dundee Royal Infirmary in 1961
am circumsised 
but you make a great point, yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shocking :D . You could have stuck it under the tap  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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Bleurrrggghhhh! Nearly made me sick up me sunday lunch!!! Yuck!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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why should I ? we are not dealing with children that need help washing, I dont smell ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What did it smell like? Lol |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"What did it smell like? Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Disgusting. When I bath or shower that area gets extra attention with the soap or shower gel. Thought every guy did? Obviously not.
Owl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes its happened to me what a put off I say they smell like crab sticks left out in the sun .Thankfully my other half is cut and I.m so relieved when our male play mates are sorted out in the foreskin department too.Not too much to ask pull it back and scrub it guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
Now thats just Horrible!
We have never had that in the 9 year on the scene thank god, we have had a guy turn up that stank high heaven of B.O that we had to say no to but never a smelly cock, Shaz would vomit!
Tony  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We keep brillo pads and bleach in the bathroom..just in case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the fellas.. use Fem Fresh like i do |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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being cut can sometimes be a problem is applying shower gels direct on the tip... really dries the skin and causes cracking... I really struggled for a long time, Dermol 500 is the best thing ever for people with similar challanges
not for smelly cocks, just problems keeping clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We keep brillo pads and bleach in the bathroom..just in case! "
And a pair of scissors to perform circumcision   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They could buy some anti bacterial soap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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good one well said
GUYS PULL IT BACK COVER WITH SHOWER GEL AND WANK IT-
repeat if needed - JOB DONE ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being uncut isn't unclean it's the people that don't wash properly or often enough that are unclean. |
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
Do you have a super-sensitive olfactory system? Maybe, rather than wasting the session, you could lay him down and clean him to your level of satisfaction. Or get him to do it.
I make sure I wash a couple of times before I leave - but, unless I keep my dick hanging in the air en route, I can't guarantee that it'll be in exactly the same state when I arrive.
I'd much rather get the anti-bac out and rinse the prince before getting down to business on arrival. |
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By * n zCouple
over a year ago
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Ewwwwwww nasty........I had an ex who had a pissy smelling foreskin, and had to be educated to pull it back a little while taking a pee.....his new girlfriend can thank me for that one !!!
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
Btw, what was his reaction when you told him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahaha!! This made me lol
What was his reaction like when you told him he had a smelly cock?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beat me to it |
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When in doubt, suggest a group shower and wank him off with the shower gel in there.
- Amy. x |
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"For the fellas.. use Fem Fresh like i do "
More girls should use that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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all guys are offered our bathroom on the way to the bedroom. My nose is not over sensitive I have developed a method where I give the cock a little wank while still stood up at the start of a meet rubbing my hand around the fore skin area then smell my hand, if my hand stinks of crab sticks/ cheese I know it must be bad without going down there. I then tell my meet to smell my hand and then ask him to leave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We keep brillo pads and bleach in the bathroom..just in case!
And a pair of scissors to perform circumcision "
If necessary I could perform this procedure..i have watched a video on it and got a certificate for watching the video so consider myself a 'professional' on this. Just need the unwashed cock to perform it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who doesn't get a shower before a meet anyway?! Can't even imagine the look on his face when you sent him packing. Did you tell him why you sent him packing? |
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"Hahaha!! This made me lol
What was his reaction like when you told him he had a smelly cock?? "
The point being, I'm sure he didn't arrive knowing he had a smelly sausage, so he must have been pretty surprised when he was told  |
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"all guys are offered our bathroom on the way to the bedroom. My nose is not over sensitive I have developed a method where I give the cock a little wank while still stood up at the start of a meet rubbing my hand around the fore skin area then smell my hand, if my hand stinks of crab sticks/ cheese I know it must be bad without going down there. I then tell my meet to smell my hand and then ask him to leave. "
You sound a real pro!
Professional, that is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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as a truck driver im sometimes fortunate to get a meet on my travels and if i cant get a shower beforehand although i nearly always do...i ask the lady im meeting if i can shower and freshen up before the fun begins..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha!! This made me lol
What was his reaction like when you told him he had a smelly cock??
The point being, I'm sure he didn't arrive knowing he had a smelly sausage, so he must have been pretty surprised when he was told "
*smelly sausage* im crying with laughter.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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yes, made him smell my hand. |
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"good one well said
GUYS PULL IT BACK COVER WITH SHOWER GEL AND WANK IT-
repeat if needed - JOB DONE !"
Could start on some tips for the ladies here too, for the old 'salmon taco' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all guys are offered our bathroom on the way to the bedroom. My nose is not over sensitive I have developed a method where I give the cock a little wank while still stood up at the start of a meet rubbing my hand around the fore skin area then smell my hand, if my hand stinks of crab sticks/ cheese I know it must be bad without going down there. I then tell my meet to smell my hand and then ask him to leave.
You sound a real pro!
Professional, that is "
good technique me thinks and one Im going to adopt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes, made him smell my hand."
did you rub it in his nose and say 'dirty!' |
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"yes, made him smell my hand.
did you rub it in his nose and say 'dirty!' "
....and don't think you're coming anywhere near me with that you filthy hound!!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps we should all have handy wet wipes boxes attached to our front doors..'wipe before entering'! |
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I met a guy a few months back and as soon as he undid his fly on his jeans I could smell the rotten cheese/yogurt smell and puked up all over him. Urgh! |
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"I met a guy a few months back and as soon as he undid his fly on his jeans I could smell the rotten cheese/yogurt smell and puked up all over him. Urgh! "
That is really fucking gross!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eeeeee feel ill.  lol |
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It's just simply about having, good personal hygiene, for both sexes.
It's not difficult is it |
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I know if I haven't washed 'the fella' in the hours before meeting someone / getting amorous, it WILL NOT be fresh.
Every male will be the same, as will every female, who hasn't thoroughly got her hand and fingers in her 'pink palace' and given it a good wash and rinse, prior to a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are always people that cant wash have to smell them on the tube whether that be B/O or bad breath.
I have an uncut cock and wash it properly
Makes no difference if you have foreskin or not!! |
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"good one well said
GUYS PULL IT BACK COVER WITH SHOWER GEL AND WANK IT-
repeat if needed - JOB DONE !"
I've been doing this for a few years now. Do you think it's clean enough ? |
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"Perhaps we should all have handy wet wipes boxes attached to our front doors..'wipe before entering'! "
I think it'll take more than a wet wipe or two, to sort out some of the examples of poor personal hygiene we've heard about on this thread so far, to be honest! |
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My profile makes a point of saying I'm clean and healthy and I've had some mild reprimands saying things like 'that's a given"...,well, obviously not! I think it's very rude not to be scrupulously clean especially before a meet. Male or female. Common courtesy and common sense should be common enough.
Oh yeah and "bleeruurrgghhhh" to the smelly cock man. |
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"as a truck driver im sometimes fortunate to get a meet on my travels and if i cant get a shower beforehand although i nearly always do...i ask the lady im meeting if i can shower and freshen up before the fun begins.. "
I'm in the same job and once asked the lady if I could take a shower first, she shouted 'this ain't a fucking hotel, you've come here to play not use my bathroom'.
Un fucking real. Why would anyone want a guy who's been sat on his arse all day to not shower first.
There is some strange folk out there, but then again it was in Wiltshire ! |
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"My profile makes a point of saying I'm clean and healthy and I've had some mild reprimands saying things like 'that's a given"...,well, obviously not! I think it's very rude not to be scrupulously clean especially before a meet. Male or female. Common courtesy and common sense should be common enough
Oh yeah and "bleeruurrgghhhh" to the smelly cock man. "
Here, here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine don't smell just had a look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thankfully i dont have a foreskin to worry about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine don't smell just had a look "
but did you do the swipe across the area and have a good sniff? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps we should all have handy wet wipes boxes attached to our front doors..'wipe before entering'!
I think it'll take more than a wet wipe or two, to sort out some of the examples of poor personal hygiene we've heard about on this thread so far, to be honest! "
s'ok we have a tin bath, hose and disinfectant in the hall. Sheep dip kinda thing going on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps we should all have handy wet wipes boxes attached to our front doors..'wipe before entering'!
I think it'll take more than a wet wipe or two, to sort out some of the examples of poor personal hygiene we've heard about on this thread so far, to be honest!
s'ok we have a tin bath, hose and disinfectant in the hall. Sheep dip kinda thing going on "
as long as the sheep dog isnt invited |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I actually get the opposite problem. Soapy cocks do not taste nice.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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but did you do the swipe across the area and have a good sniff? Lol"
O yes ..... And its good to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We always carry a handy pack of wet wipes to meets. They fit nicely in the pocket. Then before the fun begins we head off to the loo , not together obviously that would be silly, and give it a good old clean
It might look a bit OCD'ish but we'd be mortified if told to leave because of smelly bits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happened to me once.....(when I messaged him the next day) he blamed it on the taste of wine in my mouth or that he had been leaking pre cum for the duration of the drinks meet and was so excited......granted he had been but the taste when I went down......eeeekkkkkk I backed off and went home.
Glad I told him and he took it pretty well......he tried again this week...dont think I want a repeat!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good one well said
GUYS PULL IT BACK COVER WITH SHOWER GEL AND WANK IT-
repeat if needed - JOB DONE !"
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa this one did smell of something very off.... I asked him the next day if he had been in a fishy fanny right before meeting me????!!!!!! He said NO!!!!! lol |
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"Happened to me once.....(when I messaged him the next day) he blamed it on the taste of wine in my mouth or that he had been leaking pre cum for the duration of the drinks meet and was so excited......granted he had been but the taste when I went down......eeeekkkkkk I backed off and went home.
Glad I told him and he took it pretty well......he tried again this week...dont think I want a repeat!!!!"
Tee hee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all guys are offered our bathroom on the way to the bedroom. My nose is not over sensitive I have developed a method where I give the cock a little wank while still stood up at the start of a meet rubbing my hand around the fore skin area then smell my hand, if my hand stinks of crab sticks/ cheese I know it must be bad without going down there. I then tell my meet to smell my hand and then ask him to leave. "
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"I actually get the opposite problem. Soapy cocks do not taste nice. "
He obviously forgot to rinse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's no excuse for poor personal hygiene in this day and age. It doesn't take a moment to ensure that you're clean and fresh smelling down there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the fellas.. use Fem Fresh like i do "
I was just going to say that - but I use Boot's own brand! Great for making sure I don't smell and I sure as hell don't expect to gag on a cock before I've got it in my mouth!! |
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My cock cleandliness is beyond reproach, i boil it in a pan of lemon juice every morning!  |
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"For the fellas.. use Fem Fresh like i do
I was just going to say that - but I use Boot's own brand! Great for making sure I don't smell and I sure as hell don't expect to gag on a cock before I've got it in my mouth!! "
Yeah, I used to use my ex's in the shower, she had either 'FemFresh' or the Boots own one. Great stuff!
Ladies are supposed to use this in preference to soap. Messes up the PH balance down below, I've heard. I'm not convinced soap and shower gel works as well to be honest.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a serious problem of using some down there. It makes the little fella very smeely. I have to use a ph nuetral soap to keep fresh. Also I have rather pungent pre cum, some girls love it and some gilrs hate it but I can't help it sadly. However I apparently do have lovely smelling balls! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That is pretty rank - should be part of every mans cleaning routine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"being cut can sometimes be a problem is applying shower gels direct on the tip... really dries the skin and causes cracking... I really struggled for a long time, Dermol 500 is the best thing ever for people with similar challanges
not for smelly cocks, just problems keeping clean"
I use Dermol 500! Its the only thing i wash with everywhere due to having sensitive skin...
It 100% better than soap as it kills bad smelly bacteria and moisturizes at the same time. Very clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc"
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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If necessary I could perform this procedure..i have watched a video on it and got a certificate for watching the video so consider myself a 'professional' on this. "
Got any tips?
Some nice Asian gentlemen at my local gym tell me the best way to be Summer fresh is to empty half a can of Lynx on the area.
At least, that's what they do. I will stick to my old-fashioned hygeine regimen of soap and water, thanks. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"being cut can sometimes be a problem is applying shower gels direct on the tip... really dries the skin and causes cracking... I really struggled for a long time, Dermol 500 is the best thing ever for people with similar challanges
not for smelly cocks, just problems keeping clean
I use Dermol 500! Its the only thing i wash with everywhere due to having sensitive skin...
It 100% better than soap as it kills bad smelly bacteria and moisturizes at the same time. Very clean "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the fellas.. use Fem Fresh like i do
I was just going to say that - but I use Boot's own brand! Great for making sure I don't smell and I sure as hell don't expect to gag on a cock before I've got it in my mouth!!
Yeah, I used to use my ex's in the shower, she had either 'FemFresh' or the Boots own one. Great stuff!
Ladies are supposed to use this in preference to soap. Messes up the PH balance down below, I've heard. I'm not convinced soap and shower gel works as well to be honest.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if im in a club, i try rinse after a pee if possible, like wise dont want a fishy fanny in my face |
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"Some nice Asian gentlemen at my local gym tell me the best way to be Summer fresh is to empty half a can of Lynx on the area.
At least, that's what they do. I will stick to my old-fashioned hygeine regimen of soap and water, thanks."
That's disgusting!... I suppose for the sole purpose of keeping your sausage sweat-free, but it can't be good for the skin... Plus it would taste HORRIBLE! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those freshen up men in the toilets will clean anything for a quid or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if im in a club, i try rinse after a pee if possible, like wise dont want a fishy fanny in my face
There IS nothing worse, than the dreaded 'fishy fanny'
Gross "
thats what i thought, till i smelt a cheesy cock.
fishy fanny doesnt smell like that through having a wee.
mine gets like that if i miss a daily bath.
i know what mine smells like because i put my finger in there and then sniff it.
a mans cock that has a slight whiff of wee is nothing like as bad as cheesy cock.
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I have read the full thread and feel soooooooooo megasick whilst eating my cheese on crackers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so glad i am cut plus i am a mega clean freak as well.Good hygiene is just pure common sense to me. |
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
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Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw "
That's a little unfair. I'm always scrupulously clean and haven't noticed any offensive smells emanating from other larger ladies at clubs.
You preferences are your own, which I respect, but labelling larger women generally as unhygienic and smelly is unjustified. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knob cheese anyone?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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once when i was at school i wet myself a bit laughing, and this boy i was with in the playground said he could smell cat food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw "
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
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Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice? "
fat people do smell more, just have to make sure they wash more.
i know because i have been fat and slimmer.
or, maybe its just me. |
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
It has only happened to me the once and it wasnt so much the cock that smelt but his belly .. totally rank like something had died. Totally gross!! |
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
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Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice?
fat people do smell more, just have to make sure they wash more.
i know because i have been fat and slimmer.
or, maybe its just me."
people dot smell because sweat doesnt smell.....its the bacteria on their skin that causes the smell.
washing too often can actually cause more problems as it gets rid of the good bacteria as well as the bad.
i have to say that in all the time i have been meeting i have never met anyone with a smelly cock |
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maybe their mums never told them they had to pull back foreskin and wash. only once have i had a smelly cock but i got out of sucking it by saying he had best go cos i felt as if i had a bug coming |
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Had too many smelly minges, once my mate undone his lady's jeans in the backseat of my car, I had to open the windows straight away, he fingered her, and on way home I told him not to touch anything in the interior, she was minting,dirty cow. equally first fanny I ever (stupidly) licked tasted like burnt scallextric cars, I once took a young lady outside of a nightclub, lifted her dress but before tongue got to flirty I threw up all over her fanny. Haha. Ex mrs use to leave bits o toilet roll inside some how, use to annoy me as ending up chewing on it,4 bits in one night was taking the piss, wet wipes were soon in use |
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"Had too many smelly minges, once my mate undone his lady's jeans in the backseat of my car, I had to open the windows straight away, he fingered her, and on way home I told him not to touch anything in the interior, she was minting,dirty cow. equally first fanny I ever (stupidly) licked tasted like burnt scallextric cars, I once took a young lady outside of a nightclub, lifted her dress but before tongue got to flirty I threw up all over her fanny. Haha. Ex mrs use to leave bits o toilet roll inside some how, use to annoy me as ending up chewing on it,4 bits in one night was taking the piss, wet wipes were soon in use"
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice?
fat people do smell more, just have to make sure they wash more.
i know because i have been fat and slimmer.
or, maybe its just me.
people dot smell because sweat doesnt smell.....its the bacteria on their skin that causes the smell.
washing too often can actually cause more problems as it gets rid of the good bacteria as well as the bad.
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espically if too many chemicals are used (perfumed shower gels etc). A quick shower morning & eve with a carefully aimed jet can keep you smelling fresh without too many problems |
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"Being uncut isn't unclean it's the people that don't wash properly or often enough that are unclean."
Too true!
Bloody hell, I even use a wet wipe after a pee, after all you never know when opportunity might knock.
I've got used to them laughing but couldn't stand them gagging!  R
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"Had too many smelly minges, once my mate undone his lady's jeans in the backseat of my car, I had to open the windows straight away, he fingered her, and on way home I told him not to touch anything in the interior, she was minting,dirty cow. equally first fanny I ever (stupidly) licked tasted like burnt scallextric cars, I once took a young lady outside of a nightclub, lifted her dress but before tongue got to flirty I threw up all over her fanny. Haha. Ex mrs use to leave bits o toilet roll inside some how, use to annoy me as ending up chewing on it,4 bits in one night was taking the piss, wet wipes were soon in use
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Minting ????? |
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"Had too many smelly minges, once my mate undone his lady's jeans in the backseat of my car, I had to open the windows straight away, he fingered her, and on way home I told him not to touch anything in the interior, she was minting,dirty cow. equally first fanny I ever (stupidly) licked tasted like burnt scallextric cars, I once took a young lady outside of a nightclub, lifted her dress but before tongue got to flirty I threw up all over her fanny. Haha. Ex mrs use to leave bits o toilet roll inside some how, use to annoy me as ending up chewing on it,4 bits in one night was taking the piss, wet wipes were soon in use
Minting ?????"
Typo?
Minging? |
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Luckily I have never been faced with a very smelly person, I can usually taste showergel though for the first couple of licks.
The worst cock taste I have encountered tasted of smoke but I've never had unwashed.
People who jump in the shower and evening every day will have little problems with BO (not including those who have medical problems). |
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice? "
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice? "
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Large women especially thats the bigger load I have ever read just because I may not be a slim trim gym bunny does not mean I do not know who to shower my self jeez louise |
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I have never met anyone that DIDN'T smell down below.
We all - men and women - have a personal smell.
It is how we manage it that remains important. |
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A smell yes but not a bad smell it should be your natural aroma lol |
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"A smell yes but not a bad smell it should be your natural aroma lol "
but what is normal to you as your natural aroma could be offensive to others
just in the same way at the other end of the spectrum that someone will like a particular perfume whilst another will think it's like bottled cat piss
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"A smell yes but not a bad smell it should be your natural aroma lol
but what is normal to you as your natural aroma could be offensive to others
just in the same way at the other end of the spectrum that someone will like a particular perfume whilst another will think it's like bottled cat piss
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"all guys are offered our bathroom on the way to the bedroom. My nose is not over sensitive I have developed a method where I give the cock a little wank while still stood up at the start of a meet rubbing my hand around the fore skin area then smell my hand, if my hand stinks of crab sticks/ cheese I know it must be bad without going down there. I then tell my meet to smell my hand and then ask him to leave. "
Do you then get him to pull your finger and let one rip? Lol |
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By *ex mad 2Woman
over a year ago
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I was faced with a lovely ring of cheese under the foreskin of a guy at a party! Going to a party without having a wash is disgusting - shower gel doesn't cost that much!!! The other bloke there had a wild forest down below, so that was a no-go-zone too. Made the whole evening so disappointing |
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
The 'Smelly Minge Debate' aside, there is a serious issue behind this. Some guys do have quite tight foreskins, and that alone can cause hygiene problems. It can make it difficult to clean out the 'residue' (yuck!) or 'helm-cheese' as my two boys delightfully call it. The additional tightness also means that the area immediately behind the bell end is unable to self-clean as well as foreskin of 'normal' tightness. This, and BO, is the reason a lot of working girls make their clients shower before doing business. Last minute cleanliness.....
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This is probably one of the funniest and yet grossest threads yet, uncleanliness is not good either by men or women, always use the bathroom before any meet and as Pauline calf would say "rinse your knob out in the sink" classic line and the best advice I've ever heard!! Have to admit to meeting smelly people and going to smelly houses both times I had to make excuses and leave the smelly house one I threw up, smelt of wet dogs grim!! |
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"Had too many smelly minges, once my mate undone his lady's jeans in the backseat of my car, I had to open the windows straight away, he fingered her, and on way home I told him not to touch anything in the interior, she was minting,dirty cow. equally first fanny I ever (stupidly) licked tasted like burnt scallextric cars, I once took a young lady outside of a nightclub, lifted her dress but before tongue got to flirty I threw up all over her fanny. Haha. Ex mrs use to leave bits o toilet roll inside some how, use to annoy me as ending up chewing on it,4 bits in one night was taking the piss, wet wipes were soon in use
Minting ?????
Typo?
Minging?"
My thoughts exactly....PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont think size matters....its personal hygiene....soap and water...done!!!! No excuse for not having a wash!!!!!! |
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Tight foreskin or not... Its no excuse for a smelly cock! I would be seriously unhappy if a guy turned up at ours with cockodour and pointed in the direction of the mrs. Yes some people do have a tougher job to wash underneeth foreskin but they just have to spend a bit longer cleaning it! Skankyness in this game is not good enough. |
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"A smell yes but not a bad smell it should be your natural aroma lol
but what is normal to you as your natural aroma could be offensive to others
just in the same way at the other end of the spectrum that someone will like a particular perfume whilst another will think it's like bottled cat piss
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hahahahahahahaha |
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"I have never met anyone that DIDN'T smell down below.
We all - men and women - have a personal smell.
It is how we manage it that remains important."
I would also add that women can smell differently at different times of the month (not talking about when they're on), but just natural changes - even if they're clean and washed. |
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Yeah I agree we all smell diffrently. . But there is a diffrence from smelling diffrent and smelling skanky... You should not EVER have pull a face like you are a bulldog licking piss off a thistle. .EVER! |
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I've been using fem fresh for years, men should try it. I'm vigorous with my fanny washing, at least 4 times with a rinse each time too. Then I rub it in baby oil and spray perfume on the gusset of my knickers. Never been accused of having a wiffy muff.
I once went out with a guy who had a smelly nob, binned him straight away!
Years ago at work, we used to have a discussion about what we would and wouldn't do and was often asked "would you suck a tramps cock for a million". Currently typing this sat by the pool at my villa in the Bahamas! |
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
ha ha my cocks very clean thank you! read my verifications ha ha |
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you should all bare in mind that using perfumed soaps and shower gels is not good for sensitive skin, be it cock or pussy related. It is fine for washing a sweaty groin or arse crack but a good rinse with warm clean water should be enough to have a clean pussy or cock .If it smells of fish there is a bacteria problem and i for one would not be going there. |
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice?
fat people do smell more, just have to make sure they wash more.
i know because i have been fat and slimmer.
or, maybe its just me.
people dot smell because sweat doesnt smell.....its the bacteria on their skin that causes the smell.
washing too often can actually cause more problems as it gets rid of the good bacteria as well as the bad.
espically if too many chemicals are used (perfumed shower gels etc). A quick shower morning & eve with a carefully aimed jet can keep you smelling fresh without too many problems "
totally agree i want a natural smell not one of perfume since i am allergic to so many of them |
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Mine smells of blueberries at the moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been using fem fresh for years, men should try it. I'm vigorous with my fanny washing, at least 4 times with a rinse each time too. Then I rub it in baby oil and spray perfume on the gusset of my knickers. Never been accused of having a wiffy muff.
I once went out with a guy who had a smelly nob, binned him straight away!
Years ago at work, we used to have a discussion about what we would and wouldn't do and was often asked "would you suck a tramps cock for a million". Currently typing this sat by the pool at my villa in the Bahamas!"
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i always put salt in my bath water, use simple soap and sometimes use vagasil powder. |
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"you should all bare in mind that using perfumed soaps and shower gels is not good for sensitive skin, be it cock or pussy related. It is fine for washing a sweaty groin or arse crack but a good rinse with warm clean water should be enough to have a clean pussy or cock .If it smells of fish there is a bacteria problem and i for one would not be going there. "
As has been mentioned already, above.
I'm afraid, I'd beg to differ with you there, though.
I'd rather not be heading south, if a female who thinks a jet of 'warm clean water' directed into her, cleans her bits properly. An unpleasant odour can still linger, in my experience, from girls who haven't used a feminine hygiene product designed specifically, for the intimate area.
But then I do have a heightened sense of smell.
I do agree with your point about the bacteria problem, though. |
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"Some women can defo take a hint of this post, Iv met couple women who's pussy stink of out if date fish, I had a Threesum in a club one night mff, and the one girl smelt clean and was fresh the other women smelt horrible, I did the smell my fingers test, and my cock went floppy straight away I was put off for the night then, it's swinging for you, meet a stranger u don't have a clue where they have been etc
Agree
Especially large women such a turn off the reason im put off by bbw
I'm not a bbw but I'm not a small woman either and find your comment really offensive. Why should someone's size have anything to do with whether they smell nice?
fat people do smell more, just have to make sure they wash more.
i know because i have been fat and slimmer.
or, maybe its just me.
people dot smell because sweat doesnt smell.....its the bacteria on their skin that causes the smell.
washing too often can actually cause more problems as it gets rid of the good bacteria as well as the bad.
espically if too many chemicals are used (perfumed shower gels etc). A quick shower morning & eve with a carefully aimed jet can keep you smelling fresh without too many problems
totally agree i want a natural smell not one of perfume since i am allergic to so many of them"
lol if I said the large woman comment I would of been lynched! |
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when we were first married, i used to like watching my hubby washing himself in the bath.
my hubby told me that his dad had told him when he was about 15 that he was supposed to pull his foreskin back so as to clean underneath it.
i used to wash it for him myself sometimes.
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"when we were first married, i used to like watching my hubby washing himself in the bath.
my hubby told me that his dad had told him when he was about 15 that he was supposed to pull his foreskin back so as to clean underneath it.
i used to wash it for him myself sometimes.
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Jesus christ!!! 15!!! How embarrassing! I would cringe if my dad said that to me! hope he didnt show him! lol |
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"I met a guy a few months back and as soon as he undid his fly on his jeans I could smell the rotten cheese/yogurt smell and puked up all over him. Urgh!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww "
I'll be glad when this post is full cos when I look at the titles on my iPhone, 'smelly cocks' keeps appearing and it's very disconcerting. |
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"My profile makes a point of saying I'm clean and healthy and I've had some mild reprimands saying things like 'that's a given"...,well, obviously not! I think it's very rude not to be scrupulously clean especially before a meet. Male or female. Common courtesy and common sense should be common enough.
Oh yeah and "bleeruurrgghhhh" to the smelly cock man. "
Have to say totally agree with this, we are always totally shocked at how little the showers are used in clubs and house meets,we are always clean and fresh when meeting,even have packets of handy femfresh tissues in my handbag for when we need to pee and always carry small shower gel and deoderant with us and after we have played we shower befor we play again but seems so many others dont they just go on to play with more people, sit near the showers in a club and see who uses them ,they are the peeps to get to know better |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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I haven't laughed so much in ages as I have reading this thread. Scampi Fry anyone? |
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over a year ago
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dairy le ..i can't believe its not butter |
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"when we were first married, i used to like watching my hubby washing himself in the bath.
my hubby told me that his dad had told him when he was about 15 that he was supposed to pull his foreskin back so as to clean underneath it.
i used to wash it for him myself sometimes.
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Are you saying your husband didnt wash underneath his foreskin til he was 15!!!??? wow thats disgusting! lol |
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Well i did fancy some cheese on toast. But im not that hungry now. |
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I am soooooo glad we did not get on to rimming hygiene |
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smegma |
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Just check and I am not smelly |
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"I am soooooo glad we did not get on to rimming hygiene "
lmfao
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"Just check and I am not smelly "
I think we should let the OP be the judge of that ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I agree it should b clean cos I would hate to go down on a woman and it smells like a fishing ship lol |
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I always scrub up before a meet or a club.
I also carry a few wet wipes in a sealable bag in my pocket to freshen up if I go to the loo or just before the action.
...to be fair, some of the ladies could follow that tip as well |
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
"Cheese" is also more commonly known as smegma ... and all men and women get it. It is were bacteria rests in the area just behind the shaft when the foreskin is pulled back. men get smegma here because bacteria likes warm and moist places. This condition can cause unpleasant smells!
It is normal but if you get it you should clean your penis regularly (try and use a natural/fragrance free soap). Also remember to gently dry the area after washing.
Perhaps you should pop a note on the front door! |
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WARNiNG:always check the the label for expiry date lol |
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
Always arrive freshly showered and coconut oiled and freshly shaved its just polite |
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As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets. |
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets."
Recurring thrust ... that's the best typo I've read this year!! |
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
Recurring thrust ... that's the best typo I've read this year!! "
Me too she had the problem because of lots of mindblowing thrusting. |
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Soap not hard to use so why do most find it to be ? |
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over a year ago
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets."
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!! |
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!"
Yep! Bang on. In my experience girls who use 'just water' do smell unpleasant.
Fem Fresh is specifically designed to clean your fanny. And guess what, it works!
So, why on earth don't more girls use it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha, how embarrasing, i fill the sink with, shower gel, water and even put a dot of aftershave in the aswell, maybe i should invent a dick sink :D x dunk after spunk! hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!"
Reading this made me realise something.
A small block backing onto Grimsby Fish Docks is a red light area.
I suppose that could say so much! R
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this thread sponsored by Fem Fresh?
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!
Yep! Bang on. In my experience girls who use 'just water' do smell unpleasant.
Fem Fresh is specifically designed to clean your fanny. And guess what, it works!
So, why on earth don't more girls use it?? "
Because in some of us it actually causes problems. A healthy foof does not need specific products. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!
Yep! Bang on. In my experience girls who use 'just water' do smell unpleasant.
Fem Fresh is specifically designed to clean your fanny. And guess what, it works!
So, why on earth don't more girls use it?? "
Because it leaves a disgusting taste |
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Boots do an unperfurmed soap for ladies for their smelly bits and it works for men too.
Shower gels and the like could react with your natural musk and cause and issue, with women soaps and moisture creams can lead to a 'floral' inballence called Vaginosis (BV) not contagious but smells like an old trainer!!!
Guys, if you have a forskin use an unperfumed soap and keep it clean, not difficult and not embarrassing to buy.
Ladies also please consider too! |
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!
Yep! Bang on. In my experience girls who use 'just water' do smell unpleasant.
Fem Fresh is specifically designed to clean your fanny. And guess what, it works!
So, why on earth don't more girls use it??
Because it leaves a disgusting taste "
She obviously didn't rinse, mate! |
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Was at a club at the weekend and started to play with a guy. Granted it was about 1.30am, but even so... got it to my mouth and it smelt and tasted of stale pee - stopped play straight off. Don't know whether it was from him or transfer from another he'd played with and he hadn't freshened up.. but I wasn't going there! |
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"Is this thread sponsored by Fem Fresh?
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I think it should be! Fem Fresh is wonderful! The shower gel, the wipes and the deodorant just before I leave and i never worry about my flower when I go on a meet! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
must be a lincs thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes, made him smell my hand.
did you rub it in his nose and say 'dirty!' "
That has just had me im stitches thanks for a giggle before bed xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all guys are offered our bathroom on the way to the bedroom. My nose is not over sensitive I have developed a method where I give the cock a little wank while still stood up at the start of a meet rubbing my hand around the fore skin area then smell my hand, if my hand stinks of crab sticks/ cheese I know it must be bad without going down there. I then tell my meet to smell my hand and then ask him to leave. "
Crying laughing. Your so in control. Thats fab xx |
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We should not have to go round with scrubbing brush, brillo pad and a bucket of bleach!! Men, pull skin back and just slide finger in...well soaped up...you might even quite enjoy it...BUT repeat with clear cool water, must rinse umber well. All the ladies I know have a good ratch around up and in all oriffices, rinsing with a power shower can cause oops...an orgasm, so start again and rinse on lower setting! Also tooth brush please...der not for cock (though ladies a good electric tooth bush is of multiple use to us!!)....teeth/mouth hygiene. For goodness sake its just respect/good manners. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How disgusting, having a " smelly cock? " YUCK. |
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!
Yep! Bang on. In my experience girls who use 'just water' do smell unpleasant.
Fem Fresh is specifically designed to clean your fanny. And guess what, it works!
So, why on earth don't more girls use it??
Because in some of us it actually causes problems. A healthy foof does not need specific products. "
try this:
http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-Gentle-Feminine-Wash-200ml_1273897/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After all the effort of arranging a meet last night, the guy turned up smart, clean looking and polite but when we moved into the bedroom to play, ...discovers he has a smelly cock !!
Sent him packing. This is the 4th time this has happened am I the only person facing this problem ? Why cant guys wash under their foreskin properly ? "
The key to it, is to shower and clean before a meet - common sense really. But it also applies to women... |
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"As someone who has in the past had repeated problems with an imbalance of the natural order (that's recurring thrust and or bv) all of the medical advice I received was if you need more than plenty of fresh water to keep your girlie bits clean then you have a problem!
And yes, that even includes fem fresh and vagisil.
This is why continentals think we're a smelly race for not having and using bidets.
I dont have a problem because I use fem fresh. If I was just to use water I am sure my jack and Danny would be stinking like Grimsby docks!!
Yep! Bang on. In my experience girls who use 'just water' do smell unpleasant.
Fem Fresh is specifically designed to clean your fanny. And guess what, it works!
So, why on earth don't more girls use it??
Because in some of us it actually causes problems. A healthy foof does not need specific products.
try this:
http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-Gentle-Feminine-Wash-200ml_1273897/"
I use clean, warm water and no products and have never had a complaint.
Why would I try new products when trying others in the past has added to problems?
The foof is self cleaning and if you need to use extra products then you need to visit you GP or gum clinic.
I accept that many women use these products without a reaction, but for some of use they are part of the problem not the solution and medical advice is to avoid them. |
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