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Some one said my profile was shit
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"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"
Why not put in something about you and what you like. OR do a forum search on the subject. There are many posts on this every single day |
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"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"
You've answered your own question really. If someone said it doesn't say a lot about you or what you like put those things.
Personally I think it does say what you like and conveys a little of your personality  |
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I think the first three lines of your profile are really cheesy, peurile, and probably rather creepy. That really will put women off.
As a starter, get rid of them. Then go into a bit about yourself, and what you're looking for. Be sensible and mature about it, rather than the irritating "I love to lick a pussy till I get all the woman’s juices over my face". Grow up! Why not tell the readers of your profile what you can do to please them, and how you would make them happy too?
Finally, it won't hurt to inject a sense of humour into it (the more the better), but avoid the cheesy one-liners. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP no one can write your profile for you.
Only you know what you like, who you’d like to meet and what you want from the site.
No one knows you as well as you do! |
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"How dose it look now please tell me what you think now I have put some hard work in to it"
It's still not good
You been married will put many off.its also all about what you want ie someone to suck and please you,what's in it for any meet ? |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
"How dose it look now please tell me what you think now I have put some hard work in to it"
I think you would get a new batch of deletes after every sentence. |
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Probably even worse than the last effort.
You don't exactly sell yourself, do you? OK, maybe having a small cock and having to take five Viagra tabs was a stab at humour, but it still comes over as emotionally and sexually immature, and a tad inexperienced - no one will find you at all sexually attractive if that's the best you can do.
No photo? No bloody chance of getting a meet. And even less chance when you say your wife will "go mad when she sees it".
I give up. If you want even a 0.01% chance of a meet, at least add a photo - and I don't mean a cock shot.
Please excuse my blunt approach to this, but profiles like this give us single guys the rotten name we have. |
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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago
south Oxfordshire |
Is there a possibility that this might be a bit of a piss take. If it’s genuine then I apologise but it my first reaction is that it’s someone having a laugh.
Perhaps that’s a pointer in itself? |
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"Is there a possibility that this might be a bit of a piss take. If it’s genuine then I apologise but it my first reaction is that it’s someone having a laugh.
Perhaps that’s a pointer in itself?"
Looking back on it now, this guy's probably got a second, outstanding profile on here, with loads of meets and friends as a result! |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
If you think your profile is ok then leave it.. That way you will only get interest from people the type of people interested in you... But tbh... Your profile makes it sound more like you need an escorts site, not swingers! |
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"If you think your profile is ok then leave it.. That way you will only get interest from people the type of people interested in you... But tbh... Your profile makes it sound more like you need an escorts site, not swingers! "
have you seen the prices of escorts and my tablet it would take me till Christmas to get the money for that
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Let it reflect you and what you perceive potential partners would like to know about what you would bring to them, especially considering that you're in an extremely competitive market place.
It's your shop window to sell yourself. Are you doing this? |
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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago
south Oxfordshire |
"Is there a possibility that this might be a bit of a piss take. If it’s genuine then I apologise but it my first reaction is that it’s someone having a laugh.
Perhaps that’s a pointer in itself?
Looking back on it now, this guy's probably got a second, outstanding profile on here, with loads of meets and friends as a result! "
Hmmmm  |
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Look at a lot of other men's profiles. If you're up there with the best, then you're perhaps doing your best.
It should 99% be about you. Your viagra use could perhaps be 1% or 2% of it. And not the main intro to you. Spend time looking at local guys and you'll see what you're up against |
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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago
south Oxfordshire |
"If you think your profile is ok then leave it.. That way you will only get interest from people the type of people interested in you... But tbh... Your profile makes it sound more like you need an escorts site, not swingers! have you seen the prices of escorts and my tablet it would take me till Christmas to get the money for that"
Nonsense fella, there’s bound to be some “value escorts” for you out there. Stay positive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"
If someone tells you what to put on it then it’s not you… |
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"I can’t put picture on as I have cut my balls shaving them and had to put a plaster on them"
In a thread full of little gems, this stands out!
It’s a good job you shaved before putting the plaster on. |
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It’s a great way to take the piss , well done it may make guys think a bit harder . And make more of an effort on their profiles , And they may then get better responses and have a little more luck hooking up with fems or couples |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
It's your profile so it has to be about you and reflecting your personality, if we write it, it would be about our personalities. It's up to you to make your profile your shop window. Hopefully people will like what they see and decide to take a peek inside, and maybe even make an enquiry. |
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I have has some messages about this and is is the best one by far There is
A
Ratio
Of
30/- 1 on fabs your
Profile has to stand
Out for the right reasons
Not the worst
Did you think going on the forums
Was a good move
Actually a disaster
It’s like saying you’ve bought a car
But please help to know
How to drive it
You really
Are
A sad guy
This is a swinging site
Very
Different to
Other sites
And yes fabs is different
Need to think of
Lots of
Things
No woman
Will want to meet with that profile
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"It’s a great way to take the piss , well done it may make guys think a bit harder . And make more of an effort on their profiles , And they may then get better responses and have a little more luck hooking up with fems or couples "
Guys who explicitly ASK for profile advice generally ignore it. I think you may be expecting rather a lot from this subtle approach |
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I’d like to thank you all and all the private messages you lot have sent me was so nice of you to take some time out for me. And to the woman from London I don’t think I need stitches ??in my penis but thanks for the offer |
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"I have has some messages about this and is is the best one by far There is
A
Ratio
Of
30/- 1 on fabs your
Profile has to stand
Out for the right reasons
Not the worst
Did you think going on the forums
Was a good move
Actually a disaster
It’s like saying you’ve bought a car
But please help to know
How to drive it
You really
Are
A sad guy
This is a swinging site
Very
Different to
Other sites
And yes fabs is different
Need to think of
Lots of
Things
No woman
Will want to meet with that profile
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Name & shame!
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I have had a lot of fun with this but sadly I think it’s all done Can I I’m sure you all that no animals were harmed in the making of freed I just a bit of fun in the sun I will try and do another one for you but it’s going to be hard but I did get over 150 people like at my profile and some nice comments and just two bad ones so please be nick to people and don’t get taken in lol xxxx |
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"Probably even worse than the last effort.
You don't exactly sell yourself, do you? OK, maybe having a small cock and having to take five Viagra tabs was a stab at humour, but it still comes over as emotionally and sexually immature, and a tad inexperienced - no one will find you at all sexually attractive if that's the best you can do.
No photo? No bloody chance of getting a meet. And even less chance when you say your wife will "go mad when she sees it".
I give up. If you want even a 0.01% chance of a meet, at least add a photo - and I don't mean a cock shot.
Please excuse my blunt approach to this, but profiles like this give us single guys the rotten name we have."
Look at it this way... The worse his profile is the more block him... 1 less person you're up against  |
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/duchessb I have sent messages to people on this page to thank them and said I am happy that they could see the funny side to this but a couldn’t send you one so thanks and to all the people who didn’t all I can say is you need to get out more |
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It's just plain crass and bad humour.. I've already stopped reading after small cock and need viagra..like really you think that's going to impress someone. Even if it's humour it falls flat..
You mention a wife but don't say if she's into the swinging scene herself, this raises flags and has me hitting delete.
I mean be open but jesus have some tact about it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"/duchessb I have sent messages to people on this page to thank them and said I am happy that they could see the funny side to this but a couldn’t send you one so thanks and to all the people who didn’t all I can say is you need to get out more "
You’re most welcome |
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I did like doing this it hot and I have time on my hand so why not have some fun if this has up set anyone build a bridge ?? and get over it it was me who I was talking the piss out of but you do get some people in here who just like to run you down I have seen lots of stories where people have to have a go and put them down this is a love site so just give out love ?? and if you give out be prepared to get what you have given back |
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