"I went to a swinging club party and someone came as jesus"
I thought at one stage i was the messiah i was told i was like jesus i said you mean famous and revered throughout the world. They said no it because i should be crucified
This is a sure fire way of winning if its a competition....
You both walk in naked with your female partner on your back.... The hosts say what have you come as? You reply , I am a turtle ...... They look bemused and ask, a turtle? You then say yeah this is me shell!!!! Michelle. Get it Michelle lol ....