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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?
Maybe too many ass pictures?
Any advice will be highly appreciated.
By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile makes you come across rather arrogant. That's not saying I don't think your sexy . I think maybe rewriting your profile may help. Your profile put me off personally so sure it would others. Just a opinion . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?
Maybe too many ass pictures?
Any advice will be highly appreciated.
By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys."
I'm guessing this is a joke?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im not an expert but im afraid, think that the fact that after about 3 or 4 lines, i just flicked off you profile says alot............okay im not stunning but bigging yourself up as much as that just sounds crap to me..........
Happy Friday x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?
Maybe too many ass pictures?
Any advice will be highly appreciated.
By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys."
I'm actually 29 and 3/4 !
I lie about my age on here to appear more mature and sophisticated!
Do I win a prize?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ello joys............each to their own i suppose but its an ugly trait being as up yourself as that on your profile and then wondering why the feck you arnt "getting responses".............
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hmmmm!!!!!!!
Well your pictures clearly don't match your profile as it's impossible to find people whom would match your profile text.
And if you do find 2 guys to take a free holiday to cancun, one wonders how the 4 ego's would actually get on the plane.
Your profile doesn't even match your veri's as the veri's proclaim you to be nice people, whereas your profile text comes across as arrogant and big headed.
If I were you, I'd have a complete rethink of your whole profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never mind too much ass... how about up your own ass?
lovely looking people no doubt - but a little humility needed maybe ? "
^^^^^^^^^^^ This!
Why do you want to meet anybody else? You have it all (according to you) |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?
Maybe too many ass pictures?
Any advice will be highly appreciated.
By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys.
I'm actually 29 and 3/4 !
I lie about my age on here to appear more mature and sophisticated!
Do I win a prize? "
Oh go on we wouldn't worry about your age by looking at your cock pix |
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"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?
Maybe too many ass pictures?
Any advice will be highly appreciated.
By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys."
is the 9" combined or a combination of the two as i am willing to provide half  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?
Maybe too many ass pictures?
Any advice will be highly appreciated.
By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys. is the 9" combined or a combination of the two as i am willing to provide half lol"
lol you got that floppy hat yet?  |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?"
Because i'm still waiting for that autographed pic of the 'diamond butt plug/costa coffee incident' !!!
I'm not accepting your free holiday til I have it!
So there!  |
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"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?"
your story sounded quite plausible untill you mentioned the caviar flavoured condoms, that sounded a bit fishy to me
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?
Because i'm still waiting for that autographed pic of the 'diamond butt plug/costa coffee incident' !!!
I'm not accepting your free holiday til I have it!
So there! "
How dare you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ermmmm the photos's are from this year and show more than 2 people having sex so wonder what on earth this post is all about. I guess this is a bit of a spoof. I had to take a double look incase I missed something LOL.
Come and visit us and we will help to put the record straight.
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There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
Thanks! And yes it's amazing where all the sense of humor has gone in some people
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
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Only just noticed the bum!
Not bad!
I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
Only just noticed the bum!
Not bad!
I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! "
That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
Only just noticed the bum!
Not bad!
I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer "
And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!
meh! |
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"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?"
did'nt Joe Walsh sing something similar..? |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
Only just noticed the bum!
Not bad!
I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer
And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!
meh! "
Well we might change our mind if you send us a picture in your mankini |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
Only just noticed the bum!
Not bad!
I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer
And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!
meh! Well we might change our mind if you send us a picture in your mankini "
You'll have to wait til next Wednesday I'm afraid!
First _iewing has been promised elsewhere!! |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.
But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.
Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.
Is it me or should swinging be fun !
On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.
Only just noticed the bum!
Not bad!
I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer
And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!
meh! Well we might change our mind if you send us a picture in your mankini
You'll have to wait til next Wednesday I'm afraid!
First _iewing has been promised elsewhere!! "
Plenty of time until January |
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