I'm a virgin. Ignore my verifications, I'm definitely still a virgin and shall remain one even after a hot night of sex with you.
This seems to be a 'fashionable' approach on here atm, even when the profile blatantly gives away the lie.
Are there any similar approaches which have made you laugh recently? |
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We've not seen any of the guys in the armed forces posting 'look at me' threads for a while.
Before I get flamed I should say that I have a lot of respect for our guys and girls in the armed forces, I just found it funny how they used their job as a means to get a meet... although I'd possibly do the same if I could - but nobody in their right mind would be interested in what I do (I won the lottery, if you must know  ). |
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"TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin."
See? I told you, it's all a conspiracy. They've all met me but i managed to beat them off with a wooden spoon. My man-hymen is still intact :P |
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"TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin."
I can confirm he is a virgin! |
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"TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin.
I can confirm he is a virgin! "
And I confirm that Juicy is just as much of a virgin :P
I hear she doesn't have a pussy pump either  |
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Yes, men who challenge me to "prove" how dominant I am by doing exactly what they want me to (i.e. "taking charge" in the bedroom but according to their desires, not mine). If I refuse it's because I'm not capable of handling them, of course. Makes me laugh every time, as I tell them to get lost. |
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one not too long ago claimed they had never cum while getting a blow job,obviously hoping for a steady stream of challengers.wouldnt suprise me if he got one,if he did fair play the tactic worked  |
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I had a message 2day from a guy claiming to b gay asking if I wud take his 'straight' virginity....his profile made no mention of bein gay...told him it was a very clever trick and hopefully sum gullible lady wud fall 4 it!! |
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"I had a message 2day from a guy claiming to b gay asking if I wud take his 'straight' virginity....his profile made no mention of bein gay...told him it was a very clever trick and hopefully sum gullible lady wud fall 4 it!! "
I've never had sex in Birmingham... can you help me?  |
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"one not too long ago claimed they had never cum while getting a blow job,obviously hoping for a steady stream of challengers.wouldnt suprise me if he got one,if he did fair play the tactic worked "
This isn't unusual - I rarely cum from a blow job. I like receiving though, but stop them before they get jaw ache... |
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"one not too long ago claimed they had never cum while getting a blow job,obviously hoping for a steady stream of challengers.wouldnt suprise me if he got one,if he did fair play the tactic worked "
I have never come from a blow Jun unless several mins of furious wanking have taken place during it. But no one has made me cum just by a bj. Nicky has made every guy we gave met cum or had her stop so they didn't so its defo not her. It must be me im some kind of freak!! |
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"We've not seen any of the guys in the armed forces posting 'look at me' threads for a while.
Before I get flamed I should say that I have a lot of respect for our guys and girls in the armed forces, I just found it funny how they used their job as a means to get a meet... although I'd possibly do the same if I could - but nobody in their right mind would be interested in what I do (I won the lottery, if you must know )."
That brings to mind a comment I saw on someone's profile once - it was along the lines of:
"look, our house isn't bloody well on fire so we couldn't give a toss if you're a fireman" |
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"We've not seen any of the guys in the armed forces posting 'look at me' threads for a while.
Before I get flamed I should say that I have a lot of respect for our guys and girls in the armed forces, I just found it funny how they used their job as a means to get a meet... although I'd possibly do the same if I could - but nobody in their right mind would be interested in what I do (I won the lottery, if you must know ).
That brings to mind a comment I saw on someone's profile once - it was along the lines of:
"look, our house isn't bloody well on fire so we couldn't give a toss if you're a fireman" "
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