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All swingers grow Pampas Grass in their front garden.
All swinging women wear ankle bracelets
Most swingers either don't tell the truth or only partially tell the truth about what they get up to of a weekend. So if a guy or a lady you work with claims to have spent the weekend at home in front of the telly, or they claim to have had a rampant weekend of sex and you wouldn't have thought they were the type, well both are definately swingers
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And if you see a few couples going into a house on your street, all the ladies in high heels and holding a large bag with what looks like sex toys in it, dont assume they are swingers, it could be a Tupperware party  |
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"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!"
A late night swinger version of that would be amusing! Rude food |
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Sat in a pub in Blackpool last Saturday with Mrs H sporting her black t shirt with "FAB" in bright neon lettering (who said sublety was dead) when we noticed three couples kept looking over & whispering amongt each other...In the end we put them out of their misery & just said "yes we are" !!
lol.
Ended up a good afternoon ! 
Oh, and if any vanilla's ask...She's a Thunderbird fan !
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"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!"
mijn uitsteeksels exploderen met verrukking!
Wolf
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"All swingers grow Pampas Grass in their front garden.
All swinging women wear ankle bracelets
Most swingers either don't tell the truth or only partially tell the truth about what they get up to of a weekend. So if a guy or a lady you work with claims to have spent the weekend at home in front of the telly, or they claim to have had a rampant weekend of sex and you wouldn't have thought they were the type, well both are definately swingers
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Best take the ankle chain off then, wouldn't want to get spotted that way..  |
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"And if you see a few couples going into a house on your street, all the ladies in high heels and holding a large bag with what looks like sex toys in it, dont assume they are swingers, it could be a Tupperware party "
AHA! Tupperware should market the first dish washer safe dildo!!!
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"And if you see a few couples going into a house on your street, all the ladies in high heels and holding a large bag with what looks like sex toys in it, dont assume they are swingers, it could be a Tupperware party
AHA! Tupperware should market the first dish washer safe dildo!!!
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The dishwasher is a great way to hygienically clean non battery operated toys! |
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By *bend69Couple
over a year ago
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"All swingers grow Pampas Grass in their front garden.
All swinging women wear ankle bracelets
Most swingers either don't tell the truth or only partially tell the truth about what they get up to of a weekend. So if a guy or a lady you work with claims to have spent the weekend at home in front of the telly, or they claim to have had a rampant weekend of sex and you wouldn't have thought they were the type, well both are definately swingers
Best take the ankle chain off then, wouldn't want to get spotted that way.. "
Wondered y neighbours stoped talking to us must get rid of the pampas grass!!!! |
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"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced."
i see now that swinger spotting is the next anorak fad! which explains why there is always guys with binoculars and notebooks hiding in the tree opposite our house the last 3 months,i wonder if they have been recording our mating songs as well ?????? i always thought they were just trainee tree inspectors...just proves how wrong a husband can be! |
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"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!
A late night swinger version of that would be amusing! Rude food "
haha done that before when i used to be on my couples account, called it come fuck with me lmao and invited a few couples round |
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"... When one ventures into ASDA late in the evening to find a 30-something couple doing doggie over the side of the Linda McCartney freezer section, furtively looking around to see if 'anyones coming...', then, yes, that could be a sign they are swingers......
Specially when the 27st shelf stacker whispers those immortal words..... 'mind if I join you...?' in their ear....
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wow! you do shop at asdas also! see you thursday! |
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Look for the ones that keep flashing Jelly Babies packets on the toiletries aisle in Lidl and keep scratching their arse and head as they choose their selection of bog roll.and johnnies |
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"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!"
Its True - we have met someone who has been on it |
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"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?**For example gay men have their right ear pierced."
**For example gay men have their right ear pierced.**
 mfao
Now that is funny.. Do you know many gay men ????  |
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"I just went to tesco and there wasn't one swinger in there 
then go to asda...i meet loads of swingers there....but they avoid the chiller cabinets!"
EVERY LITTLE HELPS ! |
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If I meet a couple I like I often enquire if it feel right, yesterday I actually met some people who were on fabswingers, it was quite exciting chatting with them about it, neither of us had actually got anywhere with it though! Single girls I usually just ask out, but sometimes I ask if they swing! Doesn't always elicit a good response...  |
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A hot tub would always spark a suspicion.
And a skirt worn in a remote country location might just be a couple off for some fun, but if the cast of Benny Hill are following on... |
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"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced.
i see now that swinger spotting is the next anorak fad! which explains why there is always guys with binoculars and notebooks hiding in the tree opposite our house the last 3 months,i wonder if they have been recording our mating songs as well ?????? i always thought they were just trainee tree inspectors...just proves how wrong a husband can be!"
On the other hand they could be part of the Aunt Betty's Yorkshire Pudding & Roast Potatoe brigade wondering how you can eat so posh midweek... |
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We go to naturist camps sites, home and abroad, and it would be great if there was some way of spotting swingers as most naturists are VERY vanilla. We've tried saying "do you swing" and had some very odd looks back.
We think the best way is to steer the conversation around to 'naturist' clubs, and then say we go to Chameleons. Naturists wouldn't recognise the name, and if they ask for details we just say "oh it's near Birmingham" and leave it at that. It did work on one occasion, the other couple replied "oh, so you are swingers, so are we!" and off we went to their caravan.  |
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My fella got spotted at the carboot we were doing at the weekend. The old' do I know you?' and then she whispered ' are you on fab?'. Unfortunately he lost the bit of paper with get username and phone number  |
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"Swingers are the couples who look very close and happy together. "
you should meet some of the couples i have in the past, you wouldnt be saying that if you did lol |
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"I just went to tesco and there wasn't one swinger in there
then go to asda...i meet loads of swingers there....but they avoid the chiller cabinets!
EVERY LITTLE HELPS !"
every little did help!!!
it do! it do!
you can spot them all patting the loose change in their back pockets! |
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"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced.
i see now that swinger spotting is the next anorak fad! which explains why there is always guys with binoculars and notebooks hiding in the tree opposite our house the last 3 months,i wonder if they have been recording our mating songs as well ?????? i always thought they were just trainee tree inspectors...just proves how wrong a husband can be!
On the other hand they could be part of the Aunt Betty's Yorkshire Pudding & Roast Potatoe brigade wondering how you can eat so posh midweek..."
am sooo busted! |
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"Even naturists wear clothes to go about their daily lives.. can you spot one ??
I look pretty normal when dressed.. "
and.... none of the naturists at our last swim had a clue we were swingers... or did they? could they tell?
intresting... |
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"We loudly mention our user name when we go past likely targets
For some reason we Only ever do it in John Lewis though"
That's cos you get to meet a better class of person in there.....
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