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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I’m looking for advice on preparing myself for anal I’ve always douched myself etc with no problem but my last time I had a nightmare embarrassing moment which I’m not looking to ever go through again any advice many thanks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try not eating the day off
Normally if I have a planed meet I skip eating till after the meet
And normal find triple doucheing works best for me
Ie the night before meet then in the morning and then 1-2 hours before meet x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can probably guess what that was haha!
I just use a nozzle attachment that goes on the shower hose. Never actually put it all they way up there as I cant control the pressure and you dont want to force water further up than it needs to be otherwise it might make a reappearance at an inopportune time. |
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"I can probably guess what that was haha!
I just use a nozzle attachment that goes on the shower hose. Never actually put it all they way up there as I cant control the pressure and you dont want to force water further up than it needs to be otherwise it might make a reappearance at an inopportune time."
Same as! Yep allow plenty of time for the water to ALL drain out! Don’t trust a fart for a while after, LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't need much water to clean out for play, 1 litre MAX, 500ml is often plenty. The trick is to have two goes at it, call it a clean, expel, and then another to rinse. |
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Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. |
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
This made me laugh more than it should of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
Well, alot of advice I don't think is needed, just don't eat 2hrs before and douche 1hr before and all should be fine.
However, if engaging in anal, accidents may happen anyway, if you are not prepared for that then probably avoid it  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
Definitely spoken by somone without a prostate  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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This is where shagging whilst dogging would come in handy. It's dark, so no one can see anything unpleasant and if someone smells something, you can just make a comment about farmers muck spreading...  |
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
Rhiannon loves anal . It makes her cum really intensely and quickly too so just because the body sometimes decided to be a prat I should deny het that? I don't think so. We just clean up and have more fun after she's made sure there is no chance of a repeat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to always prep but found it left me worse. Bloated. Sore stomach. I kind of figure now that if my partner wants to stick his cock in my arse he has to realise there is a small chance he may get something on him. Otherwise he can refrain from putting his dick there. It’s only happened once that one did it was a tiny smudge and he laughed it off and went for a wash. Didn’t stop him going back there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
We dont need this kind of negativity on fab.....and we really dont need women deciding that anal sex is not for them anymore. Please keep your negative comments off the forum and start promoting anal pumping.....even if it's just for me! |
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"I can probably guess what that was haha!
I just use a nozzle attachment that goes on the shower hose. Never actually put it all they way up there as I cant control the pressure and you dont want to force water further up than it needs to be otherwise it might make a reappearance at an inopportune time."
Always works a treat but little seepage for 30 minutes after so just be prepared in advance |
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest.
We dont need this kind of negativity on fab.....and we really dont need women deciding that anal sex is not for them anymore. Please keep your negative comments off the forum and start promoting anal pumping.....even if it's just for me! "
Fine Fine Fine !
Everyone pump Bants arse.......
That what you meant ? |
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
I’d love to bum you Granny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can probably guess what that was haha!
I just use a nozzle attachment that goes on the shower hose. Never actually put it all they way up there as I cant control the pressure and you dont want to force water further up than it needs to be otherwise it might make a reappearance at an inopportune time.
Always works a treat but little seepage for 30 minutes after so just be prepared in advance "
Yeah I find using a dildo at the end helps with that |
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up ..... ??????????????????????
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
Your opinion which we respect but don’t be judgemental. You don’t do it, we love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest.
Your opinion which we respect but don’t be judgemental. You don’t do it, we love it "
With due respect
There was no judgement there - just opinion
I’m sure Granny respects your opinion, you do it and love it - we don’t
Kind regards |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest.
We dont need this kind of negativity on fab.....and we really dont need women deciding that anal sex is not for them anymore. Please keep your negative comments off the forum and start promoting anal pumping.....even if it's just for me!
Fine Fine Fine !
Everyone pump Bants arse.......
That what you meant ?"
Almost.....
Woukd have been better if you worded it,
"Fine fine fine, all the ladies bend over and let Bants pump your arse"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest. "
Best comment in here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like this thread as it is about real life experiences unlike professional porn which sells perfection which clearly ain't real but sets people up for unrealistic expectations. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this thread as it is about real life experiences unlike professional porn which sells perfection which clearly ain't real but sets people up for unrealistic expectations. "
That’s because some people are clearly stupid if they believe professional porn is in anyway the civilian norm .
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From experience a deep rimming works wonders, not just flicking your tongue across the hole (like many) but going deep in with the tongue to help the hole open up. I'm sure ruby can vouch for that. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I like this thread as it is about real life experiences unlike professional porn which sells perfection which clearly ain't real but sets people up for unrealistic expectations.
That’s because some people are clearly stupid if they believe professional porn is in anyway the civilian norm .
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Always love your posts bang on every time xxxxx x x x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here I go again........
My advice is .... Don't do anal.
1. you saw shit last time ....... and smelled it too no doubt.
2. someone above advises you to NOT eat the day before.
3. you are then advised to not eat on the day till you've been arse fucked
4. You are then advised to not use much water cos you might get delayed fluid shit flood....
5. You are advised to sit n drain ......
and people STILL think the arse is for shoving cocks up .....
Just don't....... life is better without it. Honest.
We dont need this kind of negativity on fab.....and we really dont need women deciding that anal sex is not for them anymore. Please keep your negative comments off the forum and start promoting anal pumping.....even if it's just for me! "
well said |
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