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Since I was a teenager I heard and sung along to "hop along soldier" ... although I'm not British, I've lived here for over 30 years and it's only in the last 10 years or so that someone pointed out the error of my way .
The song is actually Buffalo Soldier from Bob Marley
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Mott the Hoople -
All the young dudes carrying the nudes
Dexys Midnight Runners -
C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans
Any more? "
Peter Kay does a great routine on this.
Just let me staple the vicar (we're family)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lucille by Kenny Rogers.
When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'
It's actually '4 hungry children'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breathe by the Prodigy...
I thought the repeated lyric was ``Don`t bite my brain`` when it's ``Come play my game`` and I only discovered very recently that I had it all wrong wtf anyway it's a good line...``Don`t bite my brain`` even if it is made up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucille by Kenny Rogers.
When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'
It's actually '4 hungry children'
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OMG I always thought it was 400 children too 
Just untill this minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucille by Kenny Rogers.
When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'
It's actually '4 hungry children'
OMG I always thought it was 400 children too
Just untill this minute "
I used to think it's no wonder she left him!  |
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"Lady Gaga and arianna grande - rain on me
Real lyrics: i’d rather be dry but at least i’m alive
I hear: i’d rather be d*unk but at least am alive
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You are joking.. I actually thought it was d*unk... Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mott the Hoople -
All the young dudes carrying the nudes
Dexys Midnight Runners -
C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans
Any more?
Peter Kay does a great routine on this.
Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) "
“We’re giving love in a femidom”
Come on though... we’re family? We are Family  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, I’ve just had this conversation with my housemate this morning!
Ace of Base The Sign
I’ve always sung...”I saw a puppy dog living without you.”
Only to discover this morning that it’s “and I am happy now living without you”
Makes so much more sense |
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"Calling Jamaica from the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite.
Apparently it's meant to be call me when you try to wake her up but I can't believe it, that's far too many syllables."
This is deffo a conspiracy. I 1000% thought it was ‘calling Jamaica now’ too |
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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago
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"Mott the Hoople -
All the young dudes carrying the nudes
Dexys Midnight Runners -
C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans
Any more?
Peter Kay does a great routine on this.
Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) "
Peter Kay misheard lyrics are absolutely brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mott the Hoople -
All the young dudes carrying the nudes
Dexys Midnight Runners -
C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans
Any more?
Peter Kay does a great routine on this.
Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) "
The hot dogs must go on ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amy winehouse
Why don't you cum all over valerie!!
Bon jovi.
It doesn't make no difference if we're naked or not
Judy Garland
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toto: Africa - There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
Van Halen: Panama - Padded bra.
Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me - Living with a lover with a red IPhone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jason Derulo- want to want me.
First time I heard it, I knew what I heard wasn't what he said, but it is still all I hear.
"It's too hard to sleep
I got the sheets on the floor, nothing on me"
I hear:
It's too hard to sleep
I got the shits on the floor, nothing on me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The song in the opening credits of family guy
We hear "all the things that make is eff and cry"
But its actually " all the thinga that make us laugh and cry" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For yesrs I thought Barry Manilow's song Copacabana was disrespectful, referring to the dancer as a dog!
I genuinely thought he sang:
His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
And when she finished, he called her rover
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:
“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”"
I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:
“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”
I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol"
Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha |
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:
“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”
I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol
Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha"
That spans like Albuquerque by Prefab Sprout (the band name is from a mis hearing of "prefab house") |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:
“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”
I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol
Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha
That spans like Albuquerque by Prefab Sprout (the band name is from a mis hearing of "prefab house")"
King of Rock ‘N’ Roll by Prefab Sprout!!! Got there eventually haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucille by Kenny Rogers.
When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'
It's actually '4 hungry children'
OMG I always thought it was 400 children too
Just untill this minute "
And me ,just googled the lyrics, your right |
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""Message In A Bottle"....The Police:
*A year has passed since I broke my nose* "
I've always sung along with the obvious words..
"Massage in a Brothel"
(I hope the broken nose wasn't dished out by the madam!) |
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