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Okay let’s get to the bottom of this, would you fuck me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally, I get fed up of constant dick pics. It's not what you have, it's what you do that is more important for me. You may have the biggest dick on the planet, but just fucking is often boring. |
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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect. "
Nope. All cock pics (means you've probably not read any other advice on here) and no text at all telling us anything about you. You're literally a walking dildo and nothing more.
Sorry....brutally honest. |
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect. "
Honestly not a chance, you are way to young, are a smoker, profile says nothing about you all your photos are either action or dick pics that's so off putting
Sorry but you did ask |
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"Freaking hell! I'm feeling for this guy, so many knock backs. Soul destroying. Tell you what fella, pop a bit of lippy on and a wig, and I'll see what I can do  "
He did ask for ‘brutal’ for all we know, he gets off on this sort of thing
And it’s a no from me as well Op (I doubt you’d be that bothered though as you’re not looking for Tgirls)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night! "
No need for this. You're the one that asked for honest opinions, not her. |
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
No need for this. You're the one that asked for honest opinions, not her. "
Are you saying being big is a bad thing? I just said it wasn’t my preference and wished her a nice night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
No need for this. You're the one that asked for honest opinions, not her.
Are you saying being big is a bad thing? I just said it wasn’t my preference and wished her a nice night. "
She didn't ask you though. |
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
No need for this. You're the one that asked for honest opinions, not her.
Are you saying being big is a bad thing? I just said it wasn’t my preference and wished her a nice night.
She didn't ask you though. "
Did I ask for your opinion on what I said? No, but you gave it anyway.
Have a nice night darling. |
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"Personally, I get fed up of constant dick pics. It's not what you have, it's what you do that is more important for me. You may have the biggest dick on the planet, but just fucking is often boring. "
I’m seeing a trend here hahah, thanks for your opinion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
No need for this. You're the one that asked for honest opinions, not her.
Are you saying being big is a bad thing? I just said it wasn’t my preference and wished her a nice night.
She didn't ask you though.
Did I ask for your opinion on what I said? No, but you gave it anyway.
Have a nice night darling. "
Yeah you did actually. You asked an open question to people about whether they would fuck you. What you say contributes towards what someone thinks of you and ergo whether they would fuck you. I gave my honest opinion on what you said, in turn giving my honest opinion on you, therefore answering your question, which is literally exactly what you asked people to do.
Don't ask people for their opinions on you if can't fucking take them.
Have a nice evening. |
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
No need for this. You're the one that asked for honest opinions, not her.
Are you saying being big is a bad thing? I just said it wasn’t my preference and wished her a nice night.
She didn't ask you though.
Did I ask for your opinion on what I said? No, but you gave it anyway.
Have a nice night darling.
Yeah you did actually. You asked an open question to people about whether they would fuck you. What you say contributes towards what someone thinks of you and ergo whether they would fuck you. I gave my honest opinion on what you said, in turn giving my honest opinion on you, therefore answering your question, which is literally exactly what you asked people to do.
Don't ask people for their opinions on you if can't fucking take them.
Have a nice evening. "
You think I can’t take them? Why do you think I did this? Darling, I was pointing out that an opinion is not only given when asked for.
You would be right about the “would you fuck me” question, however anything after that you’d be proving my point. But that was some impressive mental gymnastics right there, are you as nimble on your feet as you are with your reasoning?
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"No, if you msged us we would just instantly delete after reading your profile, a little more info and some better pics would go a long way "
Okay! Thanks for the advice, that itself goes a long way. |
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect.
Nope. All cock pics (means you've probably not read any other advice on here) and no text at all telling us anything about you. You're literally a walking dildo and nothing more.
Sorry....brutally honest."
Again, no need to apologise, this is exactly what I needed. Thanks! |
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"Freaking hell! I'm feeling for this guy, so many knock backs. Soul destroying. Tell you what fella, pop a bit of lippy on and a wig, and I'll see what I can do "
Hahahah, my favourite comment so far! I’ll have to turn you down on the offer though sorry!
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect.
Honestly not a chance, you are way to young, are a smoker, profile says nothing about you all your photos are either action or dick pics that's so off putting
Sorry but you did ask "
Well can’t change the age thing, but thanks for the honesty! |
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"Freaking hell! I'm feeling for this guy, so many knock backs. Soul destroying. Tell you what fella, pop a bit of lippy on and a wig, and I'll see what I can do
He did ask for ‘brutal’ for all we know, he gets off on this sort of thing
And it’s a no from me as well Op (I doubt you’d be that bothered though as you’re not looking for Tgirls) "
Well I don’t get off on it, but I have a thick skin.
And you’d be right I’m not, but I still value your opinion!
Stay safe out there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect.
No. Your pics are not an attracting factor.
It seems we messaged a while back, wonder if you did like it at one point  haha.
Thanks though! "
Boom lol lol lol |
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
Thats not necessary
Not at all"
Is there something bad about being big? Or it not being your preference? |
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"I wouldn't fuck you.
But I absolutely love green arrow on fab.
It's an eye opener, of that, there's no mistake. "
What a shame the green arrow isn't linked directly to profiles. I think the OP might have just committed Fab suicide... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chin up , just post more in the forums.....
We need some new blood....
New via donation or sacrifice?"
I’ll take anything at this point...... But I doubt this thread will last for long.....
The Op said he was not interested in Bigger women... So now he is a rude and mean person not worthy of posting anymore.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect. "
Looks like you might have made some changes since you asked the question... from what I can see, you look lovely. I tend to prefer to see more in a profile bio, but you've got something there which would allow me to start a conversation.
I can't say definitely yes, because I'd have to like your face and your personality but I'd certainly have a chat with you! |
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
Ffs a was going to say yes .. oh well "
Oh, no! Because with his wit and charm you've probably just missed out on the best 55 seconds of your life |
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect.
Looks like you might have made some changes since you asked the question... from what I can see, you look lovely. I tend to prefer to see more in a profile bio, but you've got something there which would allow me to start a conversation.
I can't say definitely yes, because I'd have to like your face and your personality but I'd certainly have a chat with you! "
Well, aren’t you lovely  |
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"Thanks for the reply, goes both ways though sorry, not into the big girls.
Have a lovely night!
Ffs a was going to say yes .. oh well
Oh, no! Because with his wit and charm you've probably just missed out on the best 55 seconds of your life "
56 seconds mate, get it right |
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"Chin up , just post more in the forums.....
We need some new blood....
New via donation or sacrifice?
I’ll take anything at this point...... But I doubt this thread will last for long.....
The Op said he was not interested in Bigger women... So now he is a rude and mean person not worthy of posting anymore...."
Soooo rude |
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From reading the thread it sounds like you’ve re-written your profile text already, but tbh it would put me off. It’s quite course and unfriendly. I don’t think a ‘don’t give a fuck attitude’ is a good thing.
I’m a big girl so going by the replies above I don’t think you’ll value my opinion, but I thought I’d chuck it out there anyway. |
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I know for certain I am not your type, so no need to make any comment about my size or age in your reply.
If I was younger no I would not meet you.
This is my opinion, too many cock pictures, just one is enough, but the classic James Bond in a suit and shit does wonders for women.
It is not what you can see but what you cannot see that allows people to draw on fantasies.
A bit more in your profile, without being all about you would be good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chin up , just post more in the forums.....
We need some new blood....
New via donation or sacrifice?
I’ll take anything at this point...... But I doubt this thread will last for long.....
The Op said he was not interested in Bigger women... So now he is a rude and mean person not worthy of posting anymore...."
Thats not exactly what happened
Some posts have been removed |
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"no
Short but sweet, not my cup of tea either darlin. "
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This would be a no from me. For someone out of spite (when you've asked for brutal honesty) for you to respond like a child to someone being honest is pretty sad.
I don't mind the pictures, after all I do want to know what I'm getting into before meeting someone. But the way you speak on your profile says it all really. And this is why guys get such a bad reputation. Maybe change your profile to some things about you and what you're looking for without sounding like a dick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey mate kudos to you for being brave and asking for that from people..... but I bet you have learnt a lot and wish you all the best ... most people learn from those ones who have been brave enough .... |
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"No as you are from Liverpool and no alould out  What an arrogant thing to say because he’s from Liverpool! "
How is it arrogant? Liverpool is currently locked down, and people aren't allowed out. Or have I missed something? |
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By *nooshWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"No
Smoker
All pics are of your cock (we actually like to see who penises are attached to)
Profile is very vague "
I havent looked yet but if this is the summary, then I'd say ditto.
Have some respect for yourself and make it about you as a person, not simply your cock |
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Nope, not looking for singles but if we were.... Profile dull, hint of arrogance in the text, first couple of pictures have potential but then it becomes a cock is a cock. Did this post go your way OP? |
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"Nope, not looking for singles but if we were.... Profile dull, hint of arrogance in the text, first couple of pictures have potential but then it becomes a cock is a cock. Did this post go your way OP?"
Yeah I’d say it did, had a laugh and got some advice.
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"No
Smoker
All pics are of your cock (we actually like to see who penises are attached to)
Profile is very vague
I havent looked yet but if this is the summary, then I'd say ditto.
Have some respect for yourself and make it about you as a person, not simply your cock"
I’d say I have plenty of respect for my self, don’t take myself too seriously though, I should have more body pics and have more info, you’re right!
Thanks! |
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"No as you are from Liverpool and no alould out
I bet it's not his fault though"
If you’re going where I think you’re going with that, it’s a good sign I’m not the asshole some people here seem to think I am. |
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"Hey mate kudos to you for being brave and asking for that from people..... but I bet you have learnt a lot and wish you all the best ... most people learn from those ones who have been brave enough ...."
Worth it, at least I reached one person
Thanks fella! |
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"no
Short but sweet, not my cup of tea either darlin. ..
This would be a no from me. For someone out of spite (when you've asked for brutal honesty) for you to respond like a child to someone being honest is pretty sad.
I don't mind the pictures, after all I do want to know what I'm getting into before meeting someone. But the way you speak on your profile says it all really. And this is why guys get such a bad reputation. Maybe change your profile to some things about you and what you're looking for without sounding like a dick. "
I’d have to disagree with you on the “child” comment and the replies, since it appears some of my replies have been removed. I think I made my point fair and with out a lot less malice than I was met with from the person in question. And now that is probably out of context, consider some of the conversation is missing.
But thanks for the honesty.
Do people really like to read a life story of this site though??? |
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect.
I've come in late to this Conversation but having read it all and seen your replies & updated profile it's a no from me.
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Thanks darlin! Take into account some of my replies have been removed apparently, since you came in late. |
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"Chin up , just post more in the forums.....
We need some new blood....
New via donation or sacrifice?
I’ll take anything at this point...... But I doubt this thread will last for long.....
The Op said he was not interested in Bigger women... So now he is a rude and mean person not worthy of posting anymore....
Thats not exactly what happened
Some posts have been removed"
This reply was left before they were removed.
If you have to rewrite the history of this chat, you’d be the person in the wrong. Context matters. |
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"I know for certain I am not your type, so no need to make any comment about my size or age in your reply.
If I was younger no I would not meet you.
This is my opinion, too many cock pictures, just one is enough, but the classic James Bond in a suit and shit does wonders for women.
It is not what you can see but what you cannot see that allows people to draw on fantasies.
A bit more in your profile, without being all about you would be good."
Thanks for your advice, but you see, I’ve been told there needs to be more about me, I don’t know, this all seems relative, most messages I get are about my cock hahah. But you’re right I’d probably attract a classier woman like yourself if I took your route.
Just to cover all my bases, I meant that last comment. No sarcasm, just need to put that out there, people seems to be taking what I say as an automatic insult after (my now partially removed) disagreement on here with one person.
Thanks again! |
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"From reading the thread it sounds like you’ve re-written your profile text already, but tbh it would put me off. It’s quite course and unfriendly. I don’t think a ‘don’t give a fuck attitude’ is a good thing.
I’m a big girl so going by the replies above I don’t think you’ll value my opinion, but I thought I’d chuck it out there anyway. "
I specifically stated I respected everyone’s opinion, keep in mind some replies have been removed and this thread is now wildly out of context.
Thanks for your opinion, this is what I wanted from the start, I guess it is a tad unfriendly, I guess I should have said “easy going” rather than “don’t give a fuck” also, do you really want to read a “life story” I’ve been told “write more about yourself”, “make it less about you”. Seems as though this is all very subjective.
Also, I think you look fine , and when I said “big girl” I was referring to someone who didn’t just have a little extra, which to be fair, I could benefit from have a bit extra on my frame
Thanks again.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brutal honesty please, it’s all I respect. "
You know what, 1/2 way through this thread I was thinking poor guy, fuck it I’ll say yes just to lift the spirits...
I then read your replies to people and have just thrown my sympathy for you out of the window
It’s a no from me
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I actually like your pics. I like your body type and ok, yeah you can see your dick but it's not 8 of the exact same cock shot.
However brutal honesty - I'm outside your age range plus you're a smoker so I would say no.
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"From reading the thread it sounds like you’ve re-written your profile text already, but tbh it would put me off. It’s quite course and unfriendly. I don’t think a ‘don’t give a fuck attitude’ is a good thing.
I’m a big girl so going by the replies above I don’t think you’ll value my opinion, but I thought I’d chuck it out there anyway.
I specifically stated I respected everyone’s opinion, keep in mind some replies have been removed and this thread is now wildly out of context.
Thanks for your opinion, this is what I wanted from the start, I guess it is a tad unfriendly, I guess I should have said “easy going” rather than “don’t give a fuck” also, do you really want to read a “life story” I’ve been told “write more about yourself”, “make it less about you”. Seems as though this is all very subjective.
Also, I think you look fine , and when I said “big girl” I was referring to someone who didn’t just have a little extra, which to be fair, I could benefit from have a bit extra on my frame
Thanks again.
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Definitely don’t want a life story, they bore me to death. I tend to be attracted to well written, friendly, cheeky profiles. I don’t really want to have to scroll to read it though, so brief is better for me. But you can’t please everyone.
I think I was on the thread from the start and saw the comments. Regardless of the responses you get, always best to steer clear of mentioning anyone’s body type. It never goes down well and you always come off as a dick.
Hope you got some useful help somewhere amongst the replies you got. I’d spend some time reading some of men’s profiles. Some are great for tips. |
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